There. I removed offending pic...


.

perhaps you should offend the removing pic....

Got the new page! Bewdy..

.

ginger over mary-ann

I like your signature.

> . < right there I could put an offending pic if I wanted to...don't make me do it

I've known both a dog and a cat named Ginger. How weird is that!?!

i hope you mean mine, cuz i'm about to say thank you very much :-D

Yes indeed yours, highdrop.
yes indeed.

I've been thinking about changing my avatar.

any ideas?

but yours is sooooooo cool.

I TAKE your meaning
as I THINK you INTEND it
but BOY do I whine.

Wow much better today, no throw up!!!!

that is good.

so you're NOT having the Lord's child then?

you did notice it wasn't me that said that TD?

how bout shrinking this down for your new avi Ring?

http://www.geocities.com/athens/olym...rtheRabbit.gif

What about a little animated thingy? I've been thinking along those lines...sort of like one of these:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tedsunrise.gif http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...F9F8B434D3.gif


best wishes for an even better tomorrow :)

i ate so much sushi today, i felt like throwing up, it was the best.

i know what i'm having for lunch today :-)

I have an aura of reliability and good judgement.

Just in case you were wondering...

Alice in Wonderland!
I have a white rabbit for you.

Nope I'm sure not. Maybe that day will come but i would hope that I would tell you all in a much better way then that.


Off to work now have a great day guys.

unagi-power! uaaah!

I'm drunk and wanna say hello, soooo....
hALO mAI THRAY-DEAD FRENDS

To All My Valued Employees,

There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country.

However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests.

First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers againstemployees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home at last year at a Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life.

However, what you don't see is the back story. I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living apartment was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn't have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business — hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden — the nice house, the Mercedes, the vacations… you never realize the back story and the sacrifices I've made.

Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who didn't. The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.

Yes, business ownership has is benefits but the price I've paid is steep and not without wounds.

I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes. Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.

The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check? Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country.The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy.

Here is what many of you don't understand … to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.

When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine. Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can believe in. So where am I going with all this?

It's quite simple.

If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my problem anymore.

^ I read that longest thing there

Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo.

http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/yoyo.JPG

So I Google image searched for yoyo's and this is what they gave me for related searches.

Related searches: zebra

SINCE WHEN IS A ZEBRA EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO A FUCKING YOYO?!!?!?

Yo Yo

...he plays cello, which is similar to a smallish upright acoustic bass; a zebra is similar to smallish horse except it has stripes. You see the obviousl connection, right?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...o_ma_large.jpg

http://www.laquari.com/catalog/images/Botia_striata.jpg
Zebra Loach

http://www.loaches.com/articles/imag.../image_preview
Yoyo Loach (Notice that the Markings, if you use both the positive and negative space read, yoyoyoyo)

don't buy it, sorry.

post whore central

This comment confuses me because you don't gain post count when posting in Tilted Nonsense. :confused:

I don't think this is true, I think you just don't get credit from the porn sections for your postings.

Because I just got approved and I post in here most.

I love when the source of my silly pics get deleted, and all that's left is an empty post :-(

Nonsense posts don't count when it comes to quantity/quality posts to gain access to member's playground and associated members-only forums.

A post defining quality, but doesn't qualify as quality.
Fear not, this is not querulously written.



1qual·i·ty
Pronunciation: \ˈkwä-lə-tē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural qual·i·ties
Etymology: Middle English qualite, from Anglo-French qualité, from Latin qualitat-, qualitas, from qualis of what kind; akin to Latin qui who — more at who
Date: 14th century
1 a: peculiar and essential character : nature <her ethereal quality — Gay Talese> b: an inherent feature : property <had a quality of stridence, dissonance — Roald Dahl> c: capacity , role <in the quality of reader and companion — Joseph Conrad>
2 a: degree of excellence : grade <the quality of competing air service — Current Biography> b: superiority in kind <merchandise of quality>
3 a: social status : rank b: aristocracy
4 a: a distinguishing attribute : characteristic <possesses many fine qualities> barchaic : an acquired skill : accomplishment
5: the character in a logical proposition of being affirmative or negative
6: vividness of hue
7 a: timbre b: the identifying character of a vowel sound determined chiefly by the resonance of the vocal chambers in uttering it
8: the attribute of an elementary sensation that makes it fundamentally unlike any other sensation