01-10-2006, 04:14 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Make a sentence from the previous post.
This idea came to me from the 'kill me' thread.
List three words that the following poster must use in a single sentence. Anyone up to the challenge? The words: vampire, doorknob, elephant ** adding a little modification - you must also include the name of the poster of the words. Last edited by Tachion; 01-11-2006 at 08:49 AM.. |
01-10-2006, 04:18 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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As I slowly turned the doorknob, I suddenly had a feeling that a vampire was waiting on the other side of the door; awaiting with his elephant of doom!
Caricature, phalanx, puscillanimous
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01-10-2006, 04:26 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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Guess I have to use all six to pull it back on track.
The clown thought his caricature was way too silly so he shook his phalanx bones at the artist and said," You puscillanimous pip squeak I'm going to use my size 58 shoe and put you into the next dimension. time, apple, President Bush |
01-11-2006, 09:01 AM | #7 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Tachion was truly embarrassed when the balloon inflated after the doctor told him to bend his legs and cough.
snipe, hairy, pencil
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01-11-2006, 09:43 AM | #8 (permalink) |
"I'm sorry. What was the question?"
Location: Paradise Regained
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Charlatan, that detestable snipe, has hairy toes and a pencil dick.
fatigue, contempt, baritone
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01-11-2006, 09:47 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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Daoust had nothing but contempt for the baritone that was hitting on his wife... but fatigue had him not motivated enough to kick his ass.
Doorbell, Coffee, onomatopoeia
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01-11-2006, 10:06 AM | #10 (permalink) | |
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
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Invisable superman dounut |
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01-11-2006, 11:23 AM | #14 (permalink) |
Junkie
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Location: Chicago
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barenakedladies came out of his igloo, stretched, scratched, burped, and reached down and threw the stick for the dog to fetch... he wandered over to his wife, who begged him to take out the trash - and smiled to himself as he turned on the radio and hall and oate's Maneater was playing...
fickle, preservatives,glazed
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01-11-2006, 11:47 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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Mal the fickle eater only liked her tofu laced with preservatives because it gave it this unimaginable glazed appearance.
rickshaw, unwinding, intern
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01-11-2006, 12:53 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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Location: so cal
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One of the groupie's from Barenakedladies's poetry recital ended up in the hospital because she got some mysterious hotdog lodged in between her tonsils.
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01-11-2006, 01:32 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
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Quote:
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01-11-2006, 01:35 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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Rlynnm and Tachion avoided the police by taking the car that they stole together on a mr toad's wild ride up and down the streets, their way, only light by a full moon...
pugnacious, reduction, complications
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01-11-2006, 03:36 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Hasselhoff's witty badinage at the dinner party was not enough to cover his crapulence.
Precarious; flatulent; cellulitis
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01-11-2006, 07:10 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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Location: Vol Country
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Despite Carn's precarious efforts to hide his flatulent tendencies, he was caught and stricken with cellulitis by a vengeful wizard who is sensitive to such things.
nefarious, joshing, kookabura
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01-11-2006, 07:23 PM | #25 (permalink) |
Fancy
Location: Chicago
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The nefarious crow_daw better had been joshing when he called the lady a kookabura because that's a fighting word.
frustrating, firefly, duel
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01-11-2006, 10:43 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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Feeling quite supercilous, the soccer player sneered at the coach as he xerographically copied the legal document.
vainglorious; scintilla; copula
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01-12-2006, 07:01 PM | #30 (permalink) |
Fancy
Location: Chicago
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Tachion's poor pace maker didn't stand a chance when while watching the Matrix and having wild sex.
soup, giraffe, scrub
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01-12-2006, 07:24 PM | #31 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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For her next dinner party, shesus decided to go exotic.
She started with a soup course. It consisted of giraffe meat and scrub oak. No one could accuse her of not being regular, I can tell you. lo mein, kayak, systemic
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01-14-2006, 11:17 AM | #33 (permalink) |
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I put a rubber band around my mouth to help me smile, it makes me blow bubbles.
butterscotch, chilly, spatter
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01-14-2006, 11:48 AM | #34 (permalink) |
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It was a chilly evening, when MojoRisin, while out camping, decided to spatter himself with butterscotch and let the local wildlife lick it off... he had a good time... There are pictures... for a fee...
Sandcastle, Ice skating, capsize
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01-14-2006, 02:04 PM | #35 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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While Maleficent was iceskating on the edge of the ocean she accidently capsized my sandcastle and I was sad.
forever, grandiose, beagle
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01-14-2006, 03:21 PM | #36 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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shesus' grandiose plans for her beagle's future as a show champ, were forever put on hold when she finally realized it was a garbage can lid.
limp, biscuit, kill
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01-19-2006, 07:29 AM | #38 (permalink) |
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Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.
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On his mission to Saturn the captain of the US spaceshuttle Dragonfly broke a fingernail.
steward, fallout, chain
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01-20-2006, 05:26 AM | #40 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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I gave Coppertop a deposit, so he could eviscerate the designer of the pontiff's garments. When the job is completed, he will get paid what's owed him.
Perplexing, Creative, Ballistic
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