01-20-2006, 06:14 AM | #41 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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Malificent's creative ballistic missile shaped vibrator accidently switched on and blasted off the bed, while the cat watched with a perplexing expression on it's face!
crayon, spaceship, poop
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01-20-2006, 07:20 AM | #42 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.
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I wanted to color in a picture I drew of a spaceship but the only color I had was poop.
lagoon, balloon, afternoon
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Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!" Last edited by MojoRisin; 01-20-2006 at 11:02 AM.. Reason: just got back from the lagoon |
01-20-2006, 02:56 PM | #44 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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NoSoup hurtled through the town along the turn-pike desperately seeking Maalox before it was too late!
earmuff, gangrene, chocolate.
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01-20-2006, 04:22 PM | #45 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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Fredweena's gangrene has spread uncontollably due to the chocolate bath that was prescribed by that quack, and now the earmuffs won't stop it spreading anymore!
Dictionary, dwarf, diddle
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01-20-2006, 07:51 PM | #47 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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In an effort to be the luminated and ageless luminary Fremen is, I have decided to have my nipples laminated.
brazillian, featherduster, hampster
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01-21-2006, 03:46 PM | #52 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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While travelling incognito to Kalamazoo, blahblah454 stubbed his toe on the Nargile, thereby sparking an international incident.
freak, frank, fuck
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01-21-2006, 06:03 PM | #54 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Just got into town about an hour ago.
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I don't know what a catamaran is or who Architeuthis was but maybe if I hold the dictionary to my head I'll find out by osmosis.
crevice, pelvis, vista
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Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!" Last edited by MojoRisin; 01-22-2006 at 05:42 AM.. Reason: cracked pelvis |
01-22-2006, 05:40 AM | #55 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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while climbing in a crevice (sp corrected), MojoRisin cracked his pelvis just as he spied a magnificent vista.
golf, goiter, giraffe
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01-22-2006, 10:27 AM | #57 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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blahblah454 applied a tourniquet to his massive goiter, while offering Lucifer, Mojorisin, and Nosoup a tour of the distillery.
blank, bomb, bouquet
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01-22-2006, 01:55 PM | #59 (permalink) |
Getting Medieval on your ass
Location: 13th century Europe
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Dina Meyer, Denise Richards & xenomorphs from Klendathu notwithstanding, Starship Troopers was a catastrophe of a film; though I imagine blahblah454 disagrees.
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01-22-2006, 04:55 PM | #61 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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Waking up with the slow, pounding pain that always accompanied these sorts of adventures, Lucifer drug his hirsute bottom out of bed and into the bathroom where he threw open the huge medicine cabinet doors he had installed as a hilarious nod to the silliness of his Monty Python-esque routines only to find that instead of a bottle of pain relievers, he found a note that simply said, "Fastidious, Fluctuation, Finality."
Fastidious, Fluctuation, Finality.
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01-22-2006, 05:31 PM | #62 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Although normally fastidious, Jumping Jesus solves fluctuations in his sex life with some finality, using liberal doses of grape jelly, bean dip, and summer squash.
Kiwi, mauve, obfusticating
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01-22-2006, 06:56 PM | #64 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Blahblah454's erroneous usage of "enteropathy" during the presentation was then used by the boardmembers in extrapolating to the universe the mistakes of all mankind.
Whoa. I's tipsy. bugger, hanky, beguiled.
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01-23-2006, 05:13 AM | #67 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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the previous message, by blahblah, was a quote from one of my favorite movies of all time... i'm just not gonna tell you what movie...
Multiple. Freudian. Black beans.
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01-23-2006, 05:42 AM | #68 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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Maleficent is having a Freudian sort of morning, after having mulitple orgasms accompanied by fantasies of black beans.
childish, churlish, catfish
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01-23-2006, 03:15 PM | #69 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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During the wedding of Lucifer's childish exgirlfriend was the reading of 'Catfish Love', which only served to make him more churlish, much to the dismay of the other guests.
peanut brittle, slippers, goatee.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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01-23-2006, 05:58 PM | #70 (permalink) |
Fancy
Location: Chicago
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Christmas morning, Fredweena put on her slippers and found Santa in her living room with a goatee full of peanut brittle crumbs.
cardboard, gun, snake
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01-23-2006, 05:59 PM | #71 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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Fredweena stroked World's King's goatee, while he munched peanut brittle and curled his toes inside his slippers.
Barbeque, blowjob, bible
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01-23-2006, 06:02 PM | #72 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Hilarious!
Shesus whipped out her gun and shot the hell out of the cardboard snake under her desk, effectively ending the run of that prank. At the barbeque, Lucifer was caught out back receiving blowjobs from his chickies kneeling on bibles. grasshopper, tissues, scotch tape.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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01-24-2006, 04:45 AM | #74 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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"Blahblah454, known to his friends as the 'Albino Armadillo' on account of his pasty white skin, was rushed to Paul Martin Memorial Hospital for Right Wing Tories for an emergency operation on his appendix," sources said this morning.
joke, jumper, juniper
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01-24-2006, 04:53 AM | #75 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Lucifer made a martini out of the juniper berries and offered it, as a joke, to the person wearing the christmas tree jumper...
Coffee, triscuits, Interoffice envelope
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01-24-2006, 05:29 AM | #76 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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Maleficent tucked the triscuits into the interoffice envelope and sent it over to the head of the IT dept with his morning coffee.
Climax, climate, cupcake
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01-24-2006, 05:53 AM | #77 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Lucifer noticed a change in climate, it got considerably warmer, as he ate his peanut butter frosted chocolate cupcake, while listening to "Gotta Have More Love" by the Climax Blues Band.
Match, Pink Highlighter, Scented Candle
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01-24-2006, 06:03 AM | #78 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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Maleficent knocked over her scented candle as she perused the personals section of the newspaper with her pink highlighter.
Turmoil, tuckered out, transistor
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01-24-2006, 03:30 PM | #79 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Due to all the turmoil during the attempts to fix his transistor radio aboard his fantastic boat, Lucifer became so tuckered-out, he needed a nap.
tai chi, hellfire, godzilla.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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01-24-2006, 04:10 PM | #80 (permalink) |
Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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Fredweena's priceless depiction of Godzilla performing Tai Chi, is enough to earn him/her everlasting hellfire.
shuck, shucker, shuckers
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