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Old 01-20-2006, 06:14 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Malificent's creative ballistic missile shaped vibrator accidently switched on and blasted off the bed, while the cat watched with a perplexing expression on it's face!



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Old 01-20-2006, 07:20 AM   #42 (permalink)
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I wanted to color in a picture I drew of a spaceship but the only color I had was poop.

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Old 01-20-2006, 08:50 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Contemplating my inability to spell baloon correctly, I spent the afternoon at the lagoon



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Old 01-20-2006, 02:56 PM   #44 (permalink)
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NoSoup hurtled through the town along the turn-pike desperately seeking Maalox before it was too late!

earmuff, gangrene, chocolate.
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Old 01-20-2006, 04:22 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Fredweena's gangrene has spread uncontollably due to the chocolate bath that was prescribed by that quack, and now the earmuffs won't stop it spreading anymore!



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Old 01-20-2006, 05:07 PM   #46 (permalink)
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While looking up "diddle" in the dictionary, Lucifer the dwarf, played pocket hockey.


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Old 01-20-2006, 07:51 PM   #47 (permalink)
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In an effort to be the luminated and ageless luminary Fremen is, I have decided to have my nipples laminated.

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Old 01-20-2006, 07:55 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Tophat665 recently purchased his Brazillian hampster a brand new featherduster.

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Old 01-20-2006, 10:10 PM   #49 (permalink)
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NoSoup snorts coke off of yankee women's curves.

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Old 01-21-2006, 03:17 PM   #50 (permalink)
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For instance, Coppertop is such a nerd, he wears a protective cup to play computer games!



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Old 01-21-2006, 03:24 PM   #51 (permalink)
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While wearing my zori I smashed Lucifer over the head with my zinc encrusted zither!

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Old 01-21-2006, 03:46 PM   #52 (permalink)
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While travelling incognito to Kalamazoo, blahblah454 stubbed his toe on the Nargile, thereby sparking an international incident.



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Old 01-21-2006, 04:02 PM   #53 (permalink)
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To be be as frank as fuck Lucifer, I am really starting to think you are kind of a freak
(no harm intended! )

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Old 01-21-2006, 06:03 PM   #54 (permalink)
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I don't know what a catamaran is or who Architeuthis was but maybe if I hold the dictionary to my head I'll find out by osmosis.

crevice, pelvis, vista
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:40 AM   #55 (permalink)
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while climbing in a crevice (sp corrected), MojoRisin cracked his pelvis just as he spied a magnificent vista.



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Old 01-22-2006, 10:08 AM   #56 (permalink)
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While riding a giraffe to the golf tournament I somehow managed to get a goiter.

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Old 01-22-2006, 10:27 AM   #57 (permalink)
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blahblah454 applied a tourniquet to his massive goiter, while offering Lucifer, Mojorisin, and Nosoup a tour of the distillery.


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Old 01-22-2006, 01:47 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Holy 'BLANK' Lucifer, you are the bomb when it comes to making up these sentences, perhaps I can offer you a beautiful bouquet to show my amazment.

Xenomorph, Klendathu, catastrophe
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Old 01-22-2006, 01:55 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Dina Meyer, Denise Richards & xenomorphs from Klendathu notwithstanding, Starship Troopers was a catastrophe of a film; though I imagine blahblah454 disagrees.

jiggly, pulse, pusillanimous

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Old 01-22-2006, 04:45 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Although having a pulse, Coppertop is a jiggly, pusillanimous, shadow of a real man.



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Old 01-22-2006, 04:55 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Waking up with the slow, pounding pain that always accompanied these sorts of adventures, Lucifer drug his hirsute bottom out of bed and into the bathroom where he threw open the huge medicine cabinet doors he had installed as a hilarious nod to the silliness of his Monty Python-esque routines only to find that instead of a bottle of pain relievers, he found a note that simply said, "Fastidious, Fluctuation, Finality."


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Old 01-22-2006, 05:31 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Although normally fastidious, Jumping Jesus solves fluctuations in his sex life with some finality, using liberal doses of grape jelly, bean dip, and summer squash.

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Old 01-22-2006, 06:30 PM   #63 (permalink)
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I felt that it was slightly obfuscating when Tophat665 send me a mauve kiwi in the mail.

erroneous, extrapolating, enteropathy
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Old 01-22-2006, 06:56 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Blahblah454's erroneous usage of "enteropathy" during the presentation was then used by the boardmembers in extrapolating to the universe the mistakes of all mankind.

Whoa. I's tipsy.

bugger, hanky, beguiled.
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Old 01-23-2006, 12:09 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2006, 05:06 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Poundpuppy was trying to infuriate me after he managed to entice my heart-broken brother.

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Old 01-23-2006, 05:13 AM   #67 (permalink)
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the previous message, by blahblah, was a quote from one of my favorite movies of all time... i'm just not gonna tell you what movie...


Multiple. Freudian. Black beans.
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Old 01-23-2006, 05:42 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Maleficent is having a Freudian sort of morning, after having mulitple orgasms accompanied by fantasies of black beans.



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Old 01-23-2006, 03:15 PM   #69 (permalink)
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During the wedding of Lucifer's childish exgirlfriend was the reading of 'Catfish Love', which only served to make him more churlish, much to the dismay of the other guests.

peanut brittle, slippers, goatee.
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Old 01-23-2006, 05:58 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Christmas morning, Fredweena put on her slippers and found Santa in her living room with a goatee full of peanut brittle crumbs.

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Old 01-23-2006, 05:59 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Fredweena stroked World's King's goatee, while he munched peanut brittle and curled his toes inside his slippers.


Barbeque, blowjob, bible
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Old 01-23-2006, 06:02 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Hilarious!

Shesus whipped out her gun and shot the hell out of the cardboard snake under her desk, effectively ending the run of that prank.

At the barbeque, Lucifer was caught out back receiving blowjobs from his chickies kneeling on bibles.


grasshopper, tissues, scotch tape.
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Old 01-23-2006, 09:25 PM   #73 (permalink)
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While riding a grasshopper to the Canadian elections, fredweena had a runny nose so used scotch tape to fasten tissues to the dripping schnoz.

Albino, armadillo, appendix
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:45 AM   #74 (permalink)
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"Blahblah454, known to his friends as the 'Albino Armadillo' on account of his pasty white skin, was rushed to Paul Martin Memorial Hospital for Right Wing Tories for an emergency operation on his appendix," sources said this morning.


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Old 01-24-2006, 04:53 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Lucifer made a martini out of the juniper berries and offered it, as a joke, to the person wearing the christmas tree jumper...

Coffee, triscuits, Interoffice envelope
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:29 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Maleficent tucked the triscuits into the interoffice envelope and sent it over to the head of the IT dept with his morning coffee.



Climax, climate, cupcake
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:53 AM   #77 (permalink)
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Lucifer noticed a change in climate, it got considerably warmer, as he ate his peanut butter frosted chocolate cupcake, while listening to "Gotta Have More Love" by the Climax Blues Band.

Match, Pink Highlighter, Scented Candle
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Old 01-24-2006, 06:03 AM   #78 (permalink)
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Maleficent knocked over her scented candle as she perused the personals section of the newspaper with her pink highlighter.



Turmoil, tuckered out, transistor
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Old 01-24-2006, 03:30 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Due to all the turmoil during the attempts to fix his transistor radio aboard his fantastic boat, Lucifer became so tuckered-out, he needed a nap.


tai chi, hellfire, godzilla.
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:10 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Fredweena's priceless depiction of Godzilla performing Tai Chi, is enough to earn him/her everlasting hellfire.

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