Make a sentence from the previous post.
 

This idea came to me from the 'kill me' thread.

List three words that the following poster must use in a single sentence.
Anyone up to the challenge?

The words:
vampire, doorknob, elephant

** adding a little modification - you must also include the name of the poster of the words.

As I slowly turned the doorknob, I suddenly had a feeling that a vampire was waiting on the other side of the door; awaiting with his elephant of doom!

Caricature, phalanx, puscillanimous

As the vampire waited for the turn of the doorknob, he was surprised to hear an elephant on his porch.

Words: silly dimention clown

Guess I have to use all six to pull it back on track.



The clown thought his caricature was way too silly so he shook his phalanx bones at the artist and said," You puscillanimous pip squeak I'm going to use my size 58 shoe and put you into the next dimension.

time, apple, President Bush

Oh, sorry about that!!!

This time around Bush was able to chop down the apple tree without incodent; George Washington style.

surface insignificant thermometer

Using the modified rules - ** you have to also include the name of the poster as well:

On the surface Willravel thought the request was insignificant until he saw the word 'rectal' on the thermometer.


ballon, legs, cough

Tachion was truly embarrassed when the balloon inflated after the doctor told him to bend his legs and cough.

snipe, hairy, pencil

Charlatan, that detestable snipe, has hairy toes and a pencil dick.


fatigue, contempt, baritone

Daoust had nothing but contempt for the baritone that was hitting on his wife... but fatigue had him not motivated enough to kick his ass.

Doorbell, Coffee, onomatopoeia

While Mal was drinking her coffee, she reaized that "ding dong!" was the onomatopoeia for the doorbell.

Invisable superman dounut

willravel, who is actually superman, saved the world from the giant invisible donut monster.

midget, chinese, boobs

barenakedladies ate Chinese food while staring at the midget with the big boobs.

and thats game i guess...

no more words...


awww shucks... ill continue it on...

Stick, maneater, igloo

barenakedladies came out of his igloo, stretched, scratched, burped, and reached down and threw the stick for the dog to fetch... he wandered over to his wife, who begged him to take out the trash - and smiled to himself as he turned on the radio and hall and oate's Maneater was playing...


fickle, preservatives,glazed

What a doofus I am! Thanks for picking me up barenakedladies.

Mal the fickle eater only liked her tofu laced with preservatives because it gave it this unimaginable glazed appearance.


rickshaw, unwinding, intern

the intern preferred to do his unwinding by pulling a rickshaw down the street where rlynnm lives.


tonsils, hotdog, groupie

One of the groupie's from Barenakedladies's poetry recital ended up in the hospital because she got some mysterious hotdog lodged in between her tonsils.

Ok I'll give the next words.

police, toad, moon

thanks tachion, I forgot about that!

Rlynnm and Tachion avoided the police by taking the car that they stole together on a mr toad's wild ride up and down the streets, their way, only light by a full moon...


pugnacious, reduction, complications

Maleficent's debt reduction hit complications when the pugnacious credit card salesman cornered her in Wal-Mart.

Hasselhoff, badinage, crapulence

Hasselhoff's witty badinage at the dinner party was not enough to cover his crapulence.


Precarious; flatulent; cellulitis

Despite Carn's precarious efforts to hide his flatulent tendencies, he was caught and stricken with cellulitis by a vengeful wizard who is sensitive to such things.

nefarious, joshing, kookabura

The nefarious crow_daw better had been joshing when he called the lady a kookabura because that's a fighting word.

frustrating, firefly, duel

It was very frustrating for me i was trying to watch these 2 gals duel with plastic lightsabers when this stupid firefly would keep flying in my face.

Xerographically supercilious soccer

Feeling quite supercilous, the soccer player sneered at the coach as he xerographically copied the legal document.

vainglorious; scintilla; copula :D

My thoroughly vainglorious friend, NoSoup, sprinkled a scintilla of pepper into the pan and then continued to explain to me that a copula is a linking verb in English grammar.

diastereotopic; cowbell; deciduous

Stiltzkin, realised he may not be good at chemistry when his search for diasteriotopic atoms brought him to a deciduous forest and resulted in finding a cow bell instead.


matrix, pace maker, sex

Tachion's poor pace maker didn't stand a chance when while watching the Matrix and having wild sex.


soup, giraffe, scrub

For her next dinner party, shesus decided to go exotic.
She started with a soup course. It consisted of giraffe meat and scrub oak.
No one could accuse her of not being regular, I can tell you. :thumbsup:


lo mein, kayak, systemic

Fremen cooks a mean Beef Lo Mein which effects are systemic but never, ever, let him show you how to cook in a kayak!


rubber band, smile, bubbles

I put a rubber band around my mouth to help me smile, it makes me blow bubbles.

butterscotch, chilly, spatter

It was a chilly evening, when MojoRisin, while out camping, decided to spatter himself with butterscotch and let the local wildlife lick it off... he had a good time... There are pictures... for a fee...

Sandcastle, Ice skating, capsize

While Maleficent was iceskating on the edge of the ocean she accidently capsized my sandcastle and I was sad.


forever, grandiose, beagle

shesus' grandiose plans for her beagle's future as a show champ, were forever put on hold when she finally realized it was a garbage can lid.

limp, biscuit, kill

Fremen would kill to get rid of his limp biscuit.

Saturn, dragonfly, fingernail

On his mission to Saturn the captain of the US spaceshuttle Dragonfly broke a fingernail.

steward, fallout, chain

Calling your wife the kitchen steward or the old ball & chain will surely result in a sexual fallout.

eviscerate, pontiff, deposit

I gave Coppertop a deposit, so he could eviscerate the designer of the pontiff's garments. When the job is completed, he will get paid what's owed him.

Perplexing, Creative, Ballistic