Make a sentence from the previous post.
 

This idea came to me from the 'kill me' thread.

List three words that the following poster must use in a single sentence.
Anyone up to the challenge?

The words:
vampire, doorknob, elephant

** adding a little modification - you must also include the name of the poster of the words.

As I slowly turned the doorknob, I suddenly had a feeling that a vampire was waiting on the other side of the door; awaiting with his elephant of doom!

Caricature, phalanx, puscillanimous

As the vampire waited for the turn of the doorknob, he was surprised to hear an elephant on his porch.

Words: silly dimention clown

Guess I have to use all six to pull it back on track.



The clown thought his caricature was way too silly so he shook his phalanx bones at the artist and said," You puscillanimous pip squeak I'm going to use my size 58 shoe and put you into the next dimension.

time, apple, President Bush

Oh, sorry about that!!!

This time around Bush was able to chop down the apple tree without incodent; George Washington style.

surface insignificant thermometer

Using the modified rules - ** you have to also include the name of the poster as well:

On the surface Willravel thought the request was insignificant until he saw the word 'rectal' on the thermometer.


ballon, legs, cough

Tachion was truly embarrassed when the balloon inflated after the doctor told him to bend his legs and cough.

snipe, hairy, pencil

Charlatan, that detestable snipe, has hairy toes and a pencil dick.


fatigue, contempt, baritone

Daoust had nothing but contempt for the baritone that was hitting on his wife... but fatigue had him not motivated enough to kick his ass.

Doorbell, Coffee, onomatopoeia

While Mal was drinking her coffee, she reaized that "ding dong!" was the onomatopoeia for the doorbell.

Invisable superman dounut

willravel, who is actually superman, saved the world from the giant invisible donut monster.

midget, chinese, boobs

barenakedladies ate Chinese food while staring at the midget with the big boobs.

and thats game i guess...

no more words...


awww shucks... ill continue it on...

Stick, maneater, igloo

barenakedladies came out of his igloo, stretched, scratched, burped, and reached down and threw the stick for the dog to fetch... he wandered over to his wife, who begged him to take out the trash - and smiled to himself as he turned on the radio and hall and oate's Maneater was playing...


fickle, preservatives,glazed

What a doofus I am! Thanks for picking me up barenakedladies.

Mal the fickle eater only liked her tofu laced with preservatives because it gave it this unimaginable glazed appearance.


rickshaw, unwinding, intern

the intern preferred to do his unwinding by pulling a rickshaw down the street where rlynnm lives.


tonsils, hotdog, groupie

One of the groupie's from Barenakedladies's poetry recital ended up in the hospital because she got some mysterious hotdog lodged in between her tonsils.

Ok I'll give the next words.

police, toad, moon

thanks tachion, I forgot about that!

Rlynnm and Tachion avoided the police by taking the car that they stole together on a mr toad's wild ride up and down the streets, their way, only light by a full moon...


pugnacious, reduction, complications

Maleficent's debt reduction hit complications when the pugnacious credit card salesman cornered her in Wal-Mart.

Hasselhoff, badinage, crapulence

Hasselhoff's witty badinage at the dinner party was not enough to cover his crapulence.


Precarious; flatulent; cellulitis

Despite Carn's precarious efforts to hide his flatulent tendencies, he was caught and stricken with cellulitis by a vengeful wizard who is sensitive to such things.

nefarious, joshing, kookabura

The nefarious crow_daw better had been joshing when he called the lady a kookabura because that's a fighting word.

frustrating, firefly, duel

It was very frustrating for me i was trying to watch these 2 gals duel with plastic lightsabers when this stupid firefly would keep flying in my face.

Xerographically supercilious soccer

Feeling quite supercilous, the soccer player sneered at the coach as he xerographically copied the legal document.

vainglorious; scintilla; copula :D

My thoroughly vainglorious friend, NoSoup, sprinkled a scintilla of pepper into the pan and then continued to explain to me that a copula is a linking verb in English grammar.

diastereotopic; cowbell; deciduous

Stiltzkin, realised he may not be good at chemistry when his search for diasteriotopic atoms brought him to a deciduous forest and resulted in finding a cow bell instead.


matrix, pace maker, sex

Tachion's poor pace maker didn't stand a chance when while watching the Matrix and having wild sex.


soup, giraffe, scrub

For her next dinner party, shesus decided to go exotic.
She started with a soup course. It consisted of giraffe meat and scrub oak.
No one could accuse her of not being regular, I can tell you. :thumbsup:


lo mein, kayak, systemic

Fremen cooks a mean Beef Lo Mein which effects are systemic but never, ever, let him show you how to cook in a kayak!


rubber band, smile, bubbles

I put a rubber band around my mouth to help me smile, it makes me blow bubbles.

butterscotch, chilly, spatter

It was a chilly evening, when MojoRisin, while out camping, decided to spatter himself with butterscotch and let the local wildlife lick it off... he had a good time... There are pictures... for a fee...

Sandcastle, Ice skating, capsize

While Maleficent was iceskating on the edge of the ocean she accidently capsized my sandcastle and I was sad.


forever, grandiose, beagle

shesus' grandiose plans for her beagle's future as a show champ, were forever put on hold when she finally realized it was a garbage can lid.

limp, biscuit, kill

Fremen would kill to get rid of his limp biscuit.

Saturn, dragonfly, fingernail

On his mission to Saturn the captain of the US spaceshuttle Dragonfly broke a fingernail.

steward, fallout, chain

Calling your wife the kitchen steward or the old ball & chain will surely result in a sexual fallout.

eviscerate, pontiff, deposit

I gave Coppertop a deposit, so he could eviscerate the designer of the pontiff's garments. When the job is completed, he will get paid what's owed him.

Perplexing, Creative, Ballistic

Malificent's creative ballistic missile shaped vibrator accidently switched on and blasted off the bed, while the cat watched with a perplexing expression on it's face!



crayon, spaceship, poop

I wanted to color in a picture I drew of a spaceship but the only color I had was poop.

lagoon, balloon, afternoon

Contemplating my inability to spell baloon correctly, I spent the afternoon at the lagoon

:D

maalox, town, pike

NoSoup hurtled through the town along the turn-pike desperately seeking Maalox before it was too late!

earmuff, gangrene, chocolate.

Fredweena's gangrene has spread uncontollably due to the chocolate bath that was prescribed by that quack, and now the earmuffs won't stop it spreading anymore!



Dictionary, dwarf, diddle

While looking up "diddle" in the dictionary, Lucifer the dwarf, played pocket hockey.


luminary, luminated, laminate

In an effort to be the luminated and ageless luminary Fremen is, I have decided to have my nipples laminated.

brazillian, featherduster, hampster

Tophat665 recently purchased his Brazillian hampster a brand new featherduster.

Coke, Yankee, Curve

NoSoup snorts coke off of yankee women's curves.

nerd, cup, instance

For instance, Coppertop is such a nerd, he wears a protective cup to play computer games!



Zither, zori, zinc

While wearing my zori I smashed Lucifer over the head with my zinc encrusted zither!

kalamazoo, incognito, Nargile

While travelling incognito to Kalamazoo, blahblah454 stubbed his toe on the Nargile, thereby sparking an international incident.



freak, frank, fuck

To be be as frank as fuck Lucifer, I am really starting to think you are kind of a freak
(no harm intended! :D)

Osmosis, catamaran, Architeuthis

I don't know what a catamaran is or who Architeuthis was but maybe if I hold the dictionary to my head I'll find out by osmosis.

crevice, pelvis, vista

while climbing in a crevice (sp corrected), MojoRisin cracked his pelvis just as he spied a magnificent vista.



golf, goiter, giraffe

While riding a giraffe to the golf tournament I somehow managed to get a goiter.

tounaquet, offering, distillery

blahblah454 applied a tourniquet to his massive goiter, while offering Lucifer, Mojorisin, and Nosoup a tour of the distillery.


blank, bomb, bouquet

Holy 'BLANK' Lucifer, you are the bomb when it comes to making up these sentences, perhaps I can offer you a beautiful bouquet to show my amazment.

Xenomorph, Klendathu, catastrophe

Dina Meyer, Denise Richards & xenomorphs from Klendathu notwithstanding, Starship Troopers was a catastrophe of a film; though I imagine blahblah454 disagrees.

jiggly, pulse, pusillanimous

Although having a pulse, Coppertop is a jiggly, pusillanimous, shadow of a real man.



Huge, Hirsute, Hilarious

Waking up with the slow, pounding pain that always accompanied these sorts of adventures, Lucifer drug his hirsute bottom out of bed and into the bathroom where he threw open the huge medicine cabinet doors he had installed as a hilarious nod to the silliness of his Monty Python-esque routines only to find that instead of a bottle of pain relievers, he found a note that simply said, "Fastidious, Fluctuation, Finality."


Fastidious, Fluctuation, Finality.

Although normally fastidious, Jumping Jesus solves fluctuations in his sex life with some finality, using liberal doses of grape jelly, bean dip, and summer squash.

Kiwi, mauve, obfusticating

I felt that it was slightly obfuscating when Tophat665 send me a mauve kiwi in the mail.

erroneous, extrapolating, enteropathy

Blahblah454's erroneous usage of "enteropathy" during the presentation was then used by the boardmembers in extrapolating to the universe the mistakes of all mankind.

Whoa. I's tipsy.

bugger, hanky, beguiled.

the bugger stole my hanky, which beguiled me to him ?
entice infuriate, heart-broken

Poundpuppy was trying to infuriate me after he managed to entice my heart-broken brother.

Previous, quote, message

the previous message, by blahblah, was a quote from one of my favorite movies of all time... i'm just not gonna tell you what movie...


Multiple. Freudian. Black beans.

Maleficent is having a Freudian sort of morning, after having mulitple orgasms accompanied by fantasies of black beans.



childish, churlish, catfish

During the wedding of Lucifer's childish exgirlfriend was the reading of 'Catfish Love', which only served to make him more churlish, much to the dismay of the other guests.

peanut brittle, slippers, goatee.

Christmas morning, Fredweena put on her slippers and found Santa in her living room with a goatee full of peanut brittle crumbs.

cardboard, gun, snake

Fredweena stroked World's King's goatee, while he munched peanut brittle and curled his toes inside his slippers.


Barbeque, blowjob, bible

Hilarious!

Shesus whipped out her gun and shot the hell out of the cardboard snake under her desk, effectively ending the run of that prank.

At the barbeque, Lucifer was caught out back receiving blowjobs from his chickies kneeling on bibles.


grasshopper, tissues, scotch tape.

While riding a grasshopper to the Canadian elections, fredweena had a runny nose so used scotch tape to fasten tissues to the dripping schnoz.

Albino, armadillo, appendix

"Blahblah454, known to his friends as the 'Albino Armadillo' on account of his pasty white skin, was rushed to Paul Martin Memorial Hospital for Right Wing Tories for an emergency operation on his appendix," sources said this morning.


joke, jumper, juniper

Lucifer made a martini out of the juniper berries and offered it, as a joke, to the person wearing the christmas tree jumper...

Coffee, triscuits, Interoffice envelope

Maleficent tucked the triscuits into the interoffice envelope and sent it over to the head of the IT dept with his morning coffee.



Climax, climate, cupcake

Lucifer noticed a change in climate, it got considerably warmer, as he ate his peanut butter frosted chocolate cupcake, while listening to "Gotta Have More Love" by the Climax Blues Band.

Match, Pink Highlighter, Scented Candle

Maleficent knocked over her scented candle as she perused the personals section of the newspaper with her pink highlighter.



Turmoil, tuckered out, transistor

Due to all the turmoil during the attempts to fix his transistor radio aboard his fantastic boat, Lucifer became so tuckered-out, he needed a nap.


tai chi, hellfire, godzilla.

Fredweena's priceless depiction of Godzilla performing Tai Chi, is enough to earn him/her everlasting hellfire.

shuck, shucker, shuckers

Lucifer shucks the clams outside, in the cold, while the children pelted him with snowballs... Being the good lad that he is, he felt it in appropriate to cuss at the children, so he attempted some fake cussing and called them little mother shuckers and laughed to himself as he cut himself witht the knife he was using and yelped awww shuckers... :)

(How's that for made up words!!! :)


tumescent, incoherent, psychedelic

Maleficent became incoherent after her tumescent wound was shown off on
'Psycedelic Party Dance Sunday' at the 'Rusty Beer Bottle Bar and Grill'.

Entertainment, bat, flippant.

blahblah454 stunned Hollywood and the entertainment industry when he introduced "Honk Bag" to network television. He was being flippant when he brought it up in a meeting, but they liked the idea of a half-hour show of people standing around hitting garbage bags stuffed with squeak toys so much, they went out and got a bat and tried it out in the office.
And thus, "Honk Bag" was born! (credit goes to Fark and fellow Farker, Cake Hunter)

leprechaun, miscellaneous, nihilstic

Fremen's nihilistic views on miscellaneous matters of the universe really freaked out the optimistic leprechaun.


cheerios, jumper, linguistics

The chererios had two dear friends, fredweena and Jumper, both happened to be ace linguistics. (okay I kinda copped out on this one!)

Banana, incapacitated, magic

Oh yeah you did, blahblah54, you incapacitated magic banana!

Nah, someone else give it a shot...

banana, incapacitated, magic.

*Threat Jack*... I really ment to say Thread Jack, seeing as that was really stupid of me I thought you all should read it to laugh and cheer your days up.

Hahaha that made me laugh pretty darn hard fredweena. Very clever indeed.

I will add the words again incase someone gets confused by this (you never know)

Banana, incapacitated, magic

You guys are pathetic!

Fredweena shoved a magic banana down an incapacitated blahblah454's throat, causing him to gag.

(this was more sexual than I had intended, no disrespect meant)


Dentist, demented, dwell

Lucifer thinks Ustwo is a rather demented dentist, but doesn't dwell on it too much.

perforate, caffeine, vertigo

Coppertop's vertigo kicked in as he leaned over the parapet far enough to perforate his intestine all to pour caffeine laced turpentine down onto Ustwo.



Tire iron, Trumpet, teradactyl

while sneaking up behind someone, playing a trumpet, with a tire iron, Lucifer swears he saw a teradactyl

Shawdow puppies oxymoron