Post only if it is true!
 

OK this one could die an early death - we shall see...


The point is is to answer to the last post, ONLY, if it is true in your case.

Ie

You have a big nose.

Only a person with a big nose can post next and give the next feature etc. of the following poster.

Remember, if you give an extremely unusual trait the thread will probably die there! Long live the thread!

Sooo... I'll start with something easy.

You are a brunette.

I'm technically a brunette, but no one usually refers to men as brunettes. But I'm just trying to keep your thread going.


You masturbated in the last 24 hours.

Hahahahaha.

Questions like these, this thread will last forever.


You ate spagetti last night for supper.

with a homemade pesto sauce -- it was delicious...

You think I'm an idiot.. :D

I think I'll take one for the team

You think Mal's sexy

Here I post again.




You own a goldfish.

Uh huh.


You've been drunk three times or more in the past two weeks.

Ding.

You like to play with penises other than your own.

/me wishes she had the opportunity - does that count? :lol:

You think the Canuckistani Men of TFP are HOT STUFF!!!

Oh, yes indeedy. :) Especially the one with the hairy arse.

You have an interesting hobby

Oh, good. I thought Mal might've killed the thread with that "truth" ;)

I am a Civil War Reenactor

Post if you have either over $100.00, or less than $1.00, in your wallet, right this moment.

ha. I'm always broke.

Post if..........you have a stiffy for someone other than your spouse.

Geez, was it that obvious?

(I have permission to, by the way...)

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Post if you've never run a red light!

I've never run a red light.


Post if you've met KD Lang or her family. :p

I did, but it was totally not on purpose..../me really has to start paying attention when I drive.

You have more than one indoor pet...

Do the children count?

Post if ..you've attended more than 18 schools...

That could be a killer for this thread but then I realised thatI have been to a quite few schools, night schools and other schools including the school of hard knocks! As well I have been swimming with many schools of fish.

Could go into the hundreds!


Post if you have lied in the last 24 hours.

I must confess. I am a dastardly liar!

Post only if you have seen the greatest movie ever created: Bruce Campbell vs the Army of Darkness!

I have I have

Post only if you sleep in pajamas

I do sleep in pyjamas... have them on right now (it's damn cold in my house 'cause we turn down the heat at night).

Post only if you can accurately say: My feet are huge!!!

I think a size 12 qualifies huge.....
Post only if you have ever shot a gun.

I've shot several types of guns. When hubby was in the Marines, the wives got to go in one day and "be a Marine"....we hiked a lot, ate an MRE for lunch, and got to shoot 4 types of weapons. It was an interesting experience.

Next poster must be a musician of some sort. (no, not professional)

/me played clarinet in elementary school and drums in jr. high school...

anyone ever do anything with a banana besides eat one?

hahaha I doubt this was the answer people were looking for but I've thrown a banana at my sisters head before.


Post if you are chewing cinnamon gum right now

wooooohoooooo.............. :D









yup.......gum it is anyways.....


post only if you have a wobbly pop in front of you.

If a wobbly pop is a beer, then yes. Yes I do.


Post only if you have a family member or close relative in the armed forces.

Semper Fi! My newphew Jason is an United States Marine!! We are totally proud of him!

Post if you built your own 'puter.

yup........rebuilt that is.



post only if you're on your 4th cup of coffee today.




mal?

try 6th :) i've been up for 3 hours :)

Post only if... you brought your lunch from home today

He said 4th...not 6th. :p
I had two cups before I left home, and just took a sip of my 2nd cup at work. Nyah.
Plus, I brought my lunch, anyway. Ham and swiss, a banana, a pack of PopTarts and a bag of "Chicken In A Biscuit" crackers.


Post only if you've ever done the dirty, with a coworker, at your place of employment.

many,many,many years ago........before the wife.



post only if it's pissing rain where you're at.

You must have the same window as me.... visibility is limited to the Trader Joe's across the street, it's a Blade Runner-Gothamy type morning here.

Post if you've had an in-store tirade during this past Holiday season. (and tell)

I am not sure it constitutes a tirade but this old man drove his car into the store through the window, backed it out, then drove into the store again. He said he was confused which was the brake!

Post if you are naked.

I can get naked... fine...hold on.


ok, there, naked.


Post if you have ever been in a serious relationship with a stripper

I'm married to a man who's gotten naked on national television.

Post if you pooed today, and you were secretly proud of the stench.

Another reason why I spend more time in the bathroom shitting than anybody in my family

You drink enough pop only to end up getting explosive pooping next day :D:D

Boom!

Post if you have hugged someone in the last hour.

That'd be me. I hugged myself. ;)

Post only if you watched a football game today.

Watched the redskins lose!!! YAY!!!

Post only if you have a scarf around your neck right now.

I had to retreive it from the coat rack, but I'm wearing it nonetheless. Now...I shall put it back.

Post only if you are working today (Martin Luther King, Jr. Day), and don't find that to be at all unusual, or unfair.