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BigBen 01-16-2006 07:52 AM

As a Canadian, I have to say that we do not find it unfair at all. I hear he was a cool guy though.

Didn't he seperate from the catholic church or something? I didn't know you guys celebrated religious holidays like that.

Post only if you have broken the law today. (which law? Situation?)

Fly 01-16-2006 09:14 AM

smoked pot.............*damn stupid laws too i might add*



post only if you have any pets........and what are they too?

Charlatan 01-16-2006 09:20 AM

I have two pets. A Labrador/Great Dane cross named, Zero and a barn cat who moved to the city called, Purry ( he may have moved to the city but he still has the barn in his blood... he caught a mouse last night).


Post only if you have given blood in the past six months.

maleficent 01-16-2006 10:12 AM

I gave a pint a few weeks ago -- and got my oreos and fruit punch and a snazzy pink bandage for my trouble...

Post only if you uttered the words - Damn it's fucking cold when you walked outside this morning...

Grasshopper Green 01-16-2006 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBen
As a Canadian, I have to say that we do not find it unfair at all. I hear he was a cool guy though.

Didn't he seperate from the catholic church or something? I didn't know you guys celebrated religious holidays like that.

I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic or not.....so anyway :)

The separation from the Church would be Martin Luther, not Martin Luther King, Jr. He was the civil rights movement :)

And no, I haven't voluntarily given blood in the past six months, so back to your regularly scheduled nonsense thread.

Charlatan 01-16-2006 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent
I gave a pint a few weeks ago -- and got my oreos and fruit punch and a snazzy pink bandage for my trouble...

Post only if you uttered the words - Damn it's fucking cold when you walked outside this morning...

I'm not sure I uttered them in that order. More than likely I said, "Fuck! It's cold out here." This morning.

I figure that was close enough.


Post only if you have played Dungeons and Dragons in the past ten years.

fresnelly 01-16-2006 10:38 AM

How about "Man, it's fuckin cold today."?

Post if you've had to hurriedly minimize your web browser, in order to hide the TFP from coworkers today.

Daoust 01-16-2006 10:45 AM

While looking at xxSquirtxx's boobs...



Post if you got drunk this past weekend and danced with reckless abandon.

Fremen 01-16-2006 01:19 PM

Y'all skipped Charlatan! Ya bastids!!

Fly 01-16-2006 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daoust
While looking at xxSquirtxx's boobs...



Post if you got drunk this past weekend and danced with reckless abandon.



always.......... :thumbsup: ........and every damn weekend too i might add

:D


post only if you caught someone missing Charley's post up there?

Brewmaniac 01-16-2006 02:12 PM

fresnelly, missed Charlatan's post!

Post only if you have ever been on life support.

uncle phil 01-16-2006 02:49 PM

does an inner tube supporting my life out on the chesapeake bay count?

post here if you've ever golfed with uncle phil...

Charlatan 01-17-2006 06:57 AM

It's true... I *have* golfed with Uncle Phil. He beat me too.


Post only if you've spent the night at Tecoyah's house.

uncle phil 01-18-2006 05:35 PM

been there, done that...

ever driven 120+mph between denver and the springs?

Toaster126 01-27-2006 07:47 AM

I'll stretch it since it seems the thread died and it is interesting...

The Springs? As in... Spring Hill, KS? :) Why yes, yes I have.

Post only if you've read Brave New World.

maleficent 01-27-2006 07:51 AM

Read it when it first came out - -not sure i remember it at all...

post if you can see some body of water from water where you are sitting...

BigBen 01-27-2006 07:51 AM

Of course!
I have a river view.

Post only if you have been to a TFP meetup.

spectre 01-27-2006 07:53 AM

Been to two.

Post only if you're browsing from work.

NoSoup 01-27-2006 08:16 AM

But of course!

Post only if you drink soda in the morning
(A fellow in the office has Mountain Dew every morning rather than coffee or the like)

SuicideBlonde 01-27-2006 08:20 AM

Diet Pepsi in the morning.

post only if you have at least 5 inches...
of snow on the ground.

maleficent 01-27-2006 08:22 AM

:) yup and and about 2 -3 inches of ice in the parking lot...

Post only if you like goldfish crackers...

JustJess 01-27-2006 09:18 AM

I LOVE goldfish crackers! Yummy. Classic cheddar is the best.

Post only if you've ever broken a bone while skiing.

maleficent 01-30-2006 01:14 PM

I broke my elbow falling off the rope tope when I was a youngster -probably about 7 years old - at the Mighty Campgaw Ski Area.. (Anyone who's familiar with northern new jersey -knows the mighty 'Gaw!!!) As an adult, a little further from home at Vernon Valley - two years in a row, I had collisions with people who were on slopes that didn't belong on and didn't take lessons first... and ended up with arthroscopic surgery -- twice.. I've skied Wyoming, Colorado, utah, maine, vermont, vancouver but the only places I've gotten hurt were in nj - go figure...)

Post only if you made crank phone calls when you were a kid... what was your best call...

noodle 01-30-2006 03:07 PM

We were terrible at crank calls.... My best, though was my neighbor who actually put the phone down to see if the refrigerator was running. Three years ago, I posed as a police officer trying to get rid of my friend's stalker-boyfriend for her... he was my ex-friend. But he fell for it.

Post if you've ever eaten a cream-cheese and pepperoni sandwich. And liked it.

maleficent 02-03-2006 05:02 AM

... and spent the next hour or so listening to my arteries harden... : it's actually not bad... it's better if you but the cream cheese on the pepperoni slices and roll it up and slice it..

Post only if you are wearing something Purple right now...

shesus 02-03-2006 05:35 AM

hey! finally...I'm wearing a purple sweater. :)

Post only if you had a dirty dream last night :suave:

snowy 02-03-2006 05:38 AM

I did! I did! I spied this guy from a distance in a hot tub...I snuck up and jumped into the hot tub...he was naked and embarassed...I said there was nothing to be embarassed about and we started kissing...next thing you know Mystery Man has turned into my boyfriend and we're going at it like knives on the edge of this giant hot tub. Very sexy.

Post only if you've had Chinese food in the last 24 hours.

aphex140 02-03-2006 06:01 AM

nice chinese meal of dim sum and chicken with onions peking style



you have been on a plane in the last 24 hrs

Crack 02-03-2006 06:12 AM

The plane of reality? Elemental plane? you get the Idea :P

Post if you have ever slept with someone you knew for less than 12 hours at the time of the deed.

Bill O'Rights 02-03-2006 06:18 AM

/me raises hand
Hey...I grew up when one night stands were not only the norm...they were expected.

Post only if you've ever had a physical relationship (sex) with a person more than 10 years your junior, or senior.

maleficent 02-03-2006 10:23 AM

He lied big time about his age... i was 28 he was 52... and it was just... weird...

(question changed slightly)
Post only if.... you have a bottle of a non-adult beverage somewhere in your line of sight right now... (what flavor?)
Note: Must be a bottle, pesky cans don't cut it..

NoSoup 02-03-2006 11:22 AM

A Non adult beverage...

I'm going to assume my bottle of Mountain Dew qualifies :D

Post only if you have committed a felony act and either got caught or almost got caught...


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