Post only if it is true!
 

OK this one could die an early death - we shall see...


The point is is to answer to the last post, ONLY, if it is true in your case.

Ie

You have a big nose.

Only a person with a big nose can post next and give the next feature etc. of the following poster.

Remember, if you give an extremely unusual trait the thread will probably die there! Long live the thread!

Sooo... I'll start with something easy.

You are a brunette.

I'm technically a brunette, but no one usually refers to men as brunettes. But I'm just trying to keep your thread going.


You masturbated in the last 24 hours.

Hahahahaha.

Questions like these, this thread will last forever.


You ate spagetti last night for supper.

with a homemade pesto sauce -- it was delicious...

You think I'm an idiot.. :D

I think I'll take one for the team

You think Mal's sexy

Here I post again.




You own a goldfish.

Uh huh.


You've been drunk three times or more in the past two weeks.

Ding.

You like to play with penises other than your own.

/me wishes she had the opportunity - does that count? :lol:

You think the Canuckistani Men of TFP are HOT STUFF!!!

Oh, yes indeedy. :) Especially the one with the hairy arse.

You have an interesting hobby

Oh, good. I thought Mal might've killed the thread with that "truth" ;)

I am a Civil War Reenactor

Post if you have either over $100.00, or less than $1.00, in your wallet, right this moment.

ha. I'm always broke.

Post if..........you have a stiffy for someone other than your spouse.

Geez, was it that obvious?

(I have permission to, by the way...)

--


Post if you've never run a red light!

I've never run a red light.


Post if you've met KD Lang or her family. :p

I did, but it was totally not on purpose..../me really has to start paying attention when I drive.

You have more than one indoor pet...

Do the children count?

Post if ..you've attended more than 18 schools...

That could be a killer for this thread but then I realised thatI have been to a quite few schools, night schools and other schools including the school of hard knocks! As well I have been swimming with many schools of fish.

Could go into the hundreds!


Post if you have lied in the last 24 hours.

I must confess. I am a dastardly liar!

Post only if you have seen the greatest movie ever created: Bruce Campbell vs the Army of Darkness!

I have I have

Post only if you sleep in pajamas

I do sleep in pyjamas... have them on right now (it's damn cold in my house 'cause we turn down the heat at night).

Post only if you can accurately say: My feet are huge!!!

I think a size 12 qualifies huge.....
Post only if you have ever shot a gun.

I've shot several types of guns. When hubby was in the Marines, the wives got to go in one day and "be a Marine"....we hiked a lot, ate an MRE for lunch, and got to shoot 4 types of weapons. It was an interesting experience.

Next poster must be a musician of some sort. (no, not professional)

/me played clarinet in elementary school and drums in jr. high school...

anyone ever do anything with a banana besides eat one?

hahaha I doubt this was the answer people were looking for but I've thrown a banana at my sisters head before.


Post if you are chewing cinnamon gum right now

wooooohoooooo.............. :D









yup.......gum it is anyways.....


post only if you have a wobbly pop in front of you.

If a wobbly pop is a beer, then yes. Yes I do.


Post only if you have a family member or close relative in the armed forces.

Semper Fi! My newphew Jason is an United States Marine!! We are totally proud of him!

Post if you built your own 'puter.

yup........rebuilt that is.



post only if you're on your 4th cup of coffee today.




mal?

try 6th :) i've been up for 3 hours :)

Post only if... you brought your lunch from home today

He said 4th...not 6th. :p
I had two cups before I left home, and just took a sip of my 2nd cup at work. Nyah.
Plus, I brought my lunch, anyway. Ham and swiss, a banana, a pack of PopTarts and a bag of "Chicken In A Biscuit" crackers.


Post only if you've ever done the dirty, with a coworker, at your place of employment.

many,many,many years ago........before the wife.



post only if it's pissing rain where you're at.

You must have the same window as me.... visibility is limited to the Trader Joe's across the street, it's a Blade Runner-Gothamy type morning here.

Post if you've had an in-store tirade during this past Holiday season. (and tell)

I am not sure it constitutes a tirade but this old man drove his car into the store through the window, backed it out, then drove into the store again. He said he was confused which was the brake!

Post if you are naked.

I can get naked... fine...hold on.


ok, there, naked.


Post if you have ever been in a serious relationship with a stripper

I'm married to a man who's gotten naked on national television.

Post if you pooed today, and you were secretly proud of the stench.

Another reason why I spend more time in the bathroom shitting than anybody in my family

You drink enough pop only to end up getting explosive pooping next day :D:D

Boom!

Post if you have hugged someone in the last hour.

That'd be me. I hugged myself. ;)

Post only if you watched a football game today.

Watched the redskins lose!!! YAY!!!

Post only if you have a scarf around your neck right now.

I had to retreive it from the coat rack, but I'm wearing it nonetheless. Now...I shall put it back.

Post only if you are working today (Martin Luther King, Jr. Day), and don't find that to be at all unusual, or unfair.

As a Canadian, I have to say that we do not find it unfair at all. I hear he was a cool guy though.

Didn't he seperate from the catholic church or something? I didn't know you guys celebrated religious holidays like that.

Post only if you have broken the law today. (which law? Situation?)

smoked pot.............*damn stupid laws too i might add*



post only if you have any pets........and what are they too?

I have two pets. A Labrador/Great Dane cross named, Zero and a barn cat who moved to the city called, Purry ( he may have moved to the city but he still has the barn in his blood... he caught a mouse last night).


Post only if you have given blood in the past six months.

I gave a pint a few weeks ago -- and got my oreos and fruit punch and a snazzy pink bandage for my trouble...

Post only if you uttered the words - Damn it's fucking cold when you walked outside this morning...

I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic or not.....so anyway :)

The separation from the Church would be Martin Luther, not Martin Luther King, Jr. He was the civil rights movement :)

And no, I haven't voluntarily given blood in the past six months, so back to your regularly scheduled nonsense thread.

I'm not sure I uttered them in that order. More than likely I said, "Fuck! It's cold out here." This morning.

I figure that was close enough.


Post only if you have played Dungeons and Dragons in the past ten years.

How about "Man, it's fuckin cold today."?

Post if you've had to hurriedly minimize your web browser, in order to hide the TFP from coworkers today.

While looking at xxSquirtxx's boobs...



Post if you got drunk this past weekend and danced with reckless abandon.

Y'all skipped Charlatan! Ya bastids!!

always.......... :thumbsup: ........and every damn weekend too i might add

:D


post only if you caught someone missing Charley's post up there?

fresnelly, missed Charlatan's post!

Post only if you have ever been on life support.

does an inner tube supporting my life out on the chesapeake bay count?

post here if you've ever golfed with uncle phil...

It's true... I *have* golfed with Uncle Phil. He beat me too.


Post only if you've spent the night at Tecoyah's house.

been there, done that...

ever driven 120+mph between denver and the springs?

I'll stretch it since it seems the thread died and it is interesting...

The Springs? As in... Spring Hill, KS? :) Why yes, yes I have.

Post only if you've read Brave New World.

Read it when it first came out - -not sure i remember it at all...

post if you can see some body of water from water where you are sitting...

Of course!
I have a river view.

Post only if you have been to a TFP meetup.

Been to two.

Post only if you're browsing from work.

But of course!

Post only if you drink soda in the morning
(A fellow in the office has Mountain Dew every morning rather than coffee or the like)

Diet Pepsi in the morning.

post only if you have at least 5 inches...
of snow on the ground.

:) yup and and about 2 -3 inches of ice in the parking lot...

Post only if you like goldfish crackers...

I LOVE goldfish crackers! Yummy. Classic cheddar is the best.

Post only if you've ever broken a bone while skiing.

I broke my elbow falling off the rope tope when I was a youngster -probably about 7 years old - at the Mighty Campgaw Ski Area.. (Anyone who's familiar with northern new jersey -knows the mighty 'Gaw!!!) As an adult, a little further from home at Vernon Valley - two years in a row, I had collisions with people who were on slopes that didn't belong on and didn't take lessons first... and ended up with arthroscopic surgery -- twice.. I've skied Wyoming, Colorado, utah, maine, vermont, vancouver but the only places I've gotten hurt were in nj - go figure...)

Post only if you made crank phone calls when you were a kid... what was your best call...

We were terrible at crank calls.... My best, though was my neighbor who actually put the phone down to see if the refrigerator was running. Three years ago, I posed as a police officer trying to get rid of my friend's stalker-boyfriend for her... he was my ex-friend. But he fell for it.

Post if you've ever eaten a cream-cheese and pepperoni sandwich. And liked it.

... and spent the next hour or so listening to my arteries harden... : it's actually not bad... it's better if you but the cream cheese on the pepperoni slices and roll it up and slice it..

Post only if you are wearing something Purple right now...

hey! finally...I'm wearing a purple sweater. :)

Post only if you had a dirty dream last night :suave:

I did! I did! I spied this guy from a distance in a hot tub...I snuck up and jumped into the hot tub...he was naked and embarassed...I said there was nothing to be embarassed about and we started kissing...next thing you know Mystery Man has turned into my boyfriend and we're going at it like knives on the edge of this giant hot tub. Very sexy.

Post only if you've had Chinese food in the last 24 hours.

nice chinese meal of dim sum and chicken with onions peking style



you have been on a plane in the last 24 hrs

The plane of reality? Elemental plane? you get the Idea :P

Post if you have ever slept with someone you knew for less than 12 hours at the time of the deed.

/me raises hand
Hey...I grew up when one night stands were not only the norm...they were expected.

Post only if you've ever had a physical relationship (sex) with a person more than 10 years your junior, or senior.

He lied big time about his age... i was 28 he was 52... and it was just... weird...

(question changed slightly)
Post only if.... you have a bottle of a non-adult beverage somewhere in your line of sight right now... (what flavor?)
Note: Must be a bottle, pesky cans don't cut it..

A Non adult beverage...

I'm going to assume my bottle of Mountain Dew qualifies :D

Post only if you have committed a felony act and either got caught or almost got caught...