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Old 01-10-2006, 10:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Post only if it is true!

OK this one could die an early death - we shall see...


The point is is to answer to the last post, ONLY, if it is true in your case.

Ie

You have a big nose.

Only a person with a big nose can post next and give the next feature etc. of the following poster.

Remember, if you give an extremely unusual trait the thread will probably die there! Long live the thread!

Sooo... I'll start with something easy.

You are a brunette.

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Old 01-10-2006, 10:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm technically a brunette, but no one usually refers to men as brunettes. But I'm just trying to keep your thread going.


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Old 01-10-2006, 11:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hahahahaha.

Questions like these, this thread will last forever.


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Old 01-10-2006, 11:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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with a homemade pesto sauce -- it was delicious...

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Old 01-10-2006, 11:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I think I'll take one for the team

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Old 01-10-2006, 11:41 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Here I post again.




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Old 01-10-2006, 11:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Uh huh.


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Old 01-10-2006, 11:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Ding.

You like to play with penises other than your own.
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Old 01-10-2006, 11:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
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/me wishes she had the opportunity - does that count?

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Old 01-10-2006, 12:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Oh, yes indeedy. Especially the one with the hairy arse.

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Old 01-10-2006, 01:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Oh, good. I thought Mal might've killed the thread with that "truth"

I am a Civil War Reenactor

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Old 01-10-2006, 01:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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ha. I'm always broke.

Post if..........you have a stiffy for someone other than your spouse.
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Old 01-10-2006, 01:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Geez, was it that obvious?

(I have permission to, by the way...)

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Old 01-10-2006, 01:56 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I've never run a red light.


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Old 01-10-2006, 01:58 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I did, but it was totally not on purpose..../me really has to start paying attention when I drive.

You have more than one indoor pet...
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Old 01-10-2006, 02:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Do the children count?

Post if ..you've attended more than 18 schools...
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:06 PM   #17 (permalink)
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That could be a killer for this thread but then I realised thatI have been to a quite few schools, night schools and other schools including the school of hard knocks! As well I have been swimming with many schools of fish.

Could go into the hundreds!


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Old 01-10-2006, 04:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I must confess. I am a dastardly liar!

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Old 01-10-2006, 04:44 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I have I have

Post only if you sleep in pajamas
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Old 01-10-2006, 05:16 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I do sleep in pyjamas... have them on right now (it's damn cold in my house 'cause we turn down the heat at night).

Post only if you can accurately say: My feet are huge!!!
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Old 01-10-2006, 05:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I think a size 12 qualifies huge.....
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Old 01-10-2006, 05:59 PM   #22 (permalink)
...is a comical chap
 
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I've shot several types of guns. When hubby was in the Marines, the wives got to go in one day and "be a Marine"....we hiked a lot, ate an MRE for lunch, and got to shoot 4 types of weapons. It was an interesting experience.

Next poster must be a musician of some sort. (no, not professional)
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Old 01-10-2006, 06:06 PM   #23 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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/me played clarinet in elementary school and drums in jr. high school...

anyone ever do anything with a banana besides eat one?
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Old 01-10-2006, 06:22 PM   #24 (permalink)
Think about it
 
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hahaha I doubt this was the answer people were looking for but I've thrown a banana at my sisters head before.


Post if you are chewing cinnamon gum right now
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Old 01-10-2006, 07:47 PM   #25 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elphaba
Especially the one with the hairy arse.
wooooohoooooo..............









yup.......gum it is anyways.....


post only if you have a wobbly pop in front of you.
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Old 01-10-2006, 07:51 PM   #26 (permalink)
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If a wobbly pop is a beer, then yes. Yes I do.


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Old 01-11-2006, 01:19 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Semper Fi! My newphew Jason is an United States Marine!! We are totally proud of him!

Post if you built your own 'puter.
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Old 01-11-2006, 05:10 AM   #28 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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yup........rebuilt that is.



post only if you're on your 4th cup of coffee today.




mal?
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Old 01-11-2006, 05:31 AM   #29 (permalink)
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try 6th i've been up for 3 hours

Post only if... you brought your lunch from home today
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Old 01-11-2006, 05:37 AM   #30 (permalink)
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He said 4th...not 6th.
I had two cups before I left home, and just took a sip of my 2nd cup at work. Nyah.
Plus, I brought my lunch, anyway. Ham and swiss, a banana, a pack of PopTarts and a bag of "Chicken In A Biscuit" crackers.


Post only if you've ever done the dirty, with a coworker, at your place of employment.
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Old 01-11-2006, 05:42 AM   #31 (permalink)
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many,many,many years ago........before the wife.



post only if it's pissing rain where you're at.
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Old 01-11-2006, 05:56 AM   #32 (permalink)
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You must have the same window as me.... visibility is limited to the Trader Joe's across the street, it's a Blade Runner-Gothamy type morning here.

Post if you've had an in-store tirade during this past Holiday season. (and tell)
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:16 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I am not sure it constitutes a tirade but this old man drove his car into the store through the window, backed it out, then drove into the store again. He said he was confused which was the brake!

Post if you are naked.
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:20 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I can get naked... fine...hold on.


ok, there, naked.


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Old 01-11-2006, 01:25 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I'm married to a man who's gotten naked on national television.

Post if you pooed today, and you were secretly proud of the stench.
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Old 01-11-2006, 05:45 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Another reason why I spend more time in the bathroom shitting than anybody in my family

You drink enough pop only to end up getting explosive pooping next day
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Old 01-15-2006, 12:35 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Boom!

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Old 01-15-2006, 12:50 PM   #38 (permalink)
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That'd be me. I hugged myself.

Post only if you watched a football game today.
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Old 01-15-2006, 12:52 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Watched the redskins lose!!! YAY!!!

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Old 01-16-2006, 07:27 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I had to retreive it from the coat rack, but I'm wearing it nonetheless. Now...I shall put it back.

Post only if you are working today (Martin Luther King, Jr. Day), and don't find that to be at all unusual, or unfair.
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