BigBen

As a Canadian, I have to say that we do not find it unfair at all. I hear he was a cool guy though.

Didn't he seperate from the catholic church or something? I didn't know you guys celebrated religious holidays like that.

Post only if you have broken the law today. (which law? Situation?)

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

Fly

smoked pot.............*damn stupid laws too i might add*



post only if you have any pets........and what are they too?

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Charlatan

I have two pets. A Labrador/Great Dane cross named, Zero and a barn cat who moved to the city called, Purry ( he may have moved to the city but he still has the barn in his blood... he caught a mouse last night).


Post only if you have given blood in the past six months.

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maleficent

I gave a pint a few weeks ago -- and got my oreos and fruit punch and a snazzy pink bandage for my trouble...

Post only if you uttered the words - Damn it's fucking cold when you walked outside this morning...

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Grasshopper Green

I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic or not.....so anyway

The separation from the Church would be Martin Luther, not Martin Luther King, Jr. He was the civil rights movement

And no, I haven't voluntarily given blood in the past six months, so back to your regularly scheduled nonsense thread.

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Charlatan

I'm not sure I uttered them in that order. More than likely I said, "Fuck! It's cold out here." This morning.

I figure that was close enough.


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fresnelly

How about "Man, it's fuckin cold today."?

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Daoust

While looking at xxSquirtxx's boobs...



Post if you got drunk this past weekend and danced with reckless abandon.

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Fremen

Y'all skipped Charlatan! Ya bastids!!

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Fly

always.......... ........and every damn weekend too i might add




post only if you caught someone missing Charley's post up there?

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SterlingStudios

Brewmaniac

fresnelly, missed Charlatan's post!

Post only if you have ever been on life support.

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

uncle phil

does an inner tube supporting my life out on the chesapeake bay count?

post here if you've ever golfed with uncle phil...

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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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you both get dirty;
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Charlatan

It's true... I *have* golfed with Uncle Phil. He beat me too.


Post only if you've spent the night at Tecoyah's house.

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- Old Man Luedecke

uncle phil

been there, done that...

ever driven 120+mph between denver and the springs?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Toaster126

I'll stretch it since it seems the thread died and it is interesting...

The Springs? As in... Spring Hill, KS? Why yes, yes I have.

Post only if you've read Brave New World.

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maleficent

Read it when it first came out - -not sure i remember it at all...

post if you can see some body of water from water where you are sitting...

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BigBen

Of course!
I have a river view.

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

spectre

Been to two.

Post only if you're browsing from work.

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No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head

NoSoup

But of course!

Post only if you drink soda in the morning
(A fellow in the office has Mountain Dew every morning rather than coffee or the like)

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SuicideBlonde

Diet Pepsi in the morning.

post only if you have at least 5 inches...
of snow on the ground.

maleficent

yup and and about 2 -3 inches of ice in the parking lot...

Post only if you like goldfish crackers...

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JustJess

I LOVE goldfish crackers! Yummy. Classic cheddar is the best.

Post only if you've ever broken a bone while skiing.

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maleficent

I broke my elbow falling off the rope tope when I was a youngster -probably about 7 years old - at the Mighty Campgaw Ski Area.. (Anyone who's familiar with northern new jersey -knows the mighty 'Gaw!!!) As an adult, a little further from home at Vernon Valley - two years in a row, I had collisions with people who were on slopes that didn't belong on and didn't take lessons first... and ended up with arthroscopic surgery -- twice.. I've skied Wyoming, Colorado, utah, maine, vermont, vancouver but the only places I've gotten hurt were in nj - go figure...)

Post only if you made crank phone calls when you were a kid... what was your best call...

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noodle

We were terrible at crank calls.... My best, though was my neighbor who actually put the phone down to see if the refrigerator was running. Three years ago, I posed as a police officer trying to get rid of my friend's stalker-boyfriend for her... he was my ex-friend. But he fell for it.

Post if you've ever eaten a cream-cheese and pepperoni sandwich. And liked it.

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maleficent

... and spent the next hour or so listening to my arteries harden... : it's actually not bad... it's better if you but the cream cheese on the pepperoni slices and roll it up and slice it..

Post only if you are wearing something Purple right now...

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shesus

hey! finally...I'm wearing a purple sweater.

Post only if you had a dirty dream last night

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Whatever did happen to your soul?
I heard you sold it

Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

snowy

I did! I did! I spied this guy from a distance in a hot tub...I snuck up and jumped into the hot tub...he was naked and embarassed...I said there was nothing to be embarassed about and we started kissing...next thing you know Mystery Man has turned into my boyfriend and we're going at it like knives on the edge of this giant hot tub. Very sexy.

Post only if you've had Chinese food in the last 24 hours.

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aphex140

nice chinese meal of dim sum and chicken with onions peking style



you have been on a plane in the last 24 hrs

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Crack

The plane of reality? Elemental plane? you get the Idea :P

Post if you have ever slept with someone you knew for less than 12 hours at the time of the deed.

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Bill O'Rights

/me raises hand
Hey...I grew up when one night stands were not only the norm...they were expected.

Post only if you've ever had a physical relationship (sex) with a person more than 10 years your junior, or senior.

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

maleficent

He lied big time about his age... i was 28 he was 52... and it was just... weird...

(question changed slightly)
Post only if.... you have a bottle of a non-adult beverage somewhere in your line of sight right now... (what flavor?)
Note: Must be a bottle, pesky cans don't cut it..

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NoSoup

A Non adult beverage...

I'm going to assume my bottle of Mountain Dew qualifies

Post only if you have committed a felony act and either got caught or almost got caught...

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