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Old 01-09-2006, 11:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jeopardy the person below you.

The idea here is to give the question for the answer just posted.

For example I post

Answer: Red Shoes

The next post:
Question: What do you get when you stomp on a tomatoe?



OK so lets give it a try. Anyone game to give the question for..


Answer: Only once a year.
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Old 01-09-2006, 11:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What Maleficent would kill to have sex???

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Goldfish crackers
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Old 01-09-2006, 11:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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What is the cracker with a smile, until you bite the heads off?

Answer: Boomerang
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Old 01-09-2006, 12:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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What did they tell me when my friend Boomer called on the phone?


Answer: My hand.
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Old 01-09-2006, 12:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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what is sticky and cramped 24/7 from gigs and gigs of crazy blured asian porn

answer: sewer beast
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Old 01-09-2006, 12:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What did Beautys lawyer do when Beast got way too fresh?

Answer: Face down.
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Old 01-09-2006, 12:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: Ohio! yay!
what is "the way we like to fuck" (ass up..ect..sorry, it had to be said)

answer: late night
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Old 01-09-2006, 12:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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If the earth stops rotating at dusk what will you have?

Answer: A car door.
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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How did your head get like that?

Answer: poppycock
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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What's the worst diagnosis your doctor ever gave you?


Answer: Three Sheets to the Wind
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Old 01-09-2006, 01:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
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What do you call 3 KKK members skydiving?

Answer: Washingtons Monument.

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Old 01-09-2006, 02:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Question: Why does Courtney Love walk bowlegged?

Answer: Lover's Leap
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Old 01-09-2006, 04:21 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What is the last thing you see when you hit the ground after your girlfriend finds out about your OTHER girlfriend.?

Answer:

Pink and soft.
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Old 01-09-2006, 04:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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What is an answer asking for a NSFW rating?

Bubbly, yet refrsching.
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Old 01-09-2006, 04:58 PM   #15 (permalink)
...is a comical chap
 
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What is a champagne bath?

answer: A frog on a log
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Old 01-09-2006, 05:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
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What is the last resort for an ugly princess?

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The bar exam
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Old 01-09-2006, 07:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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If you can't make a Screwdriver, what have you failed?

Answer: The point.
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Old 01-09-2006, 07:45 PM   #18 (permalink)
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What is found at the end of all things?

Answer: To get to the other side.
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Old 01-09-2006, 07:56 PM   #19 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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What is found at the end of all things?

Answer: To get to the other side.
Why did Neo take the red pill?

Answer: Who's your daddy?
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Old 01-09-2006, 10:07 PM   #20 (permalink)
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What did Darth Vader say to Luke?


Answer: Anything that fits.
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:06 AM   #21 (permalink)
"I'm sorry. What was the question?"
 
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What will Courtney Love stick up her wahzoo when she's lonely?

Answer: Tim Hortons Coffee
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Old 01-10-2006, 09:42 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Aside from the beefcake in Canuckistan-- what is the best thing about that fair land...


answer: The New Jersey Turnpike
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Old 01-10-2006, 09:49 AM   #23 (permalink)
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If you enter John Malkovic's mind where do you end up?


Answer: Bald.
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Old 01-10-2006, 12:42 PM   #24 (permalink)
People in masks cannot be trusted
 
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What do I hope never to be?

New Jersey
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Old 01-10-2006, 12:51 PM   #25 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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What do you get at the souvenir stand at a hockey game?

Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich.
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Old 01-10-2006, 12:56 PM   #26 (permalink)
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In our survey what item of food do most restaurant waiters like to spit in?

Vodka Tonic
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:01 PM   #27 (permalink)
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What is really in my water bottle?

Answer: The one that folds out.
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:06 PM   #28 (permalink)
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which couch is the heaviest?

a full wallet
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:06 PM   #29 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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What do you only have for 5 minutes every two weeks?

Answer: This is done every second tuesday

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Old 01-10-2006, 04:21 PM   #30 (permalink)
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When do the garbage men pick up lawn debris?

Answer: Smedley D. Butler
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:31 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Who is the most obvious choice for being the murderer from this list of suspects?


Answer: Up yours!
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:43 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Why don't you go fuck youself?

Answer: Bananas, butter, brown sugar and a splash of rum
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Old 01-10-2006, 04:52 PM   #33 (permalink)
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What else do you need when you have a naked woman on a hardwood floor?

Answer: Thats not a question!
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Old 01-10-2006, 05:31 PM   #34 (permalink)
"I'm sorry. What was the question?"
 
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You smell like ass.

Answer

The collected works of Pablo Neruda
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Old 01-10-2006, 06:41 PM   #35 (permalink)
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What's your favourite collection of Poetry

Answer: Size 14
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Old 01-10-2006, 06:45 PM   #36 (permalink)
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What is a man with big....feet?

Answer: An empty cup
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Old 01-10-2006, 07:03 PM   #37 (permalink)
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What do you give the sperm bank when they give you a picture of your grandmother?

Answer: A full cup.
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Old 01-10-2006, 07:49 PM   #38 (permalink)
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An optimist has?


Answer: Balding old men.
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:13 PM   #39 (permalink)
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What do beautiful young women never talk about?

Answer: It tickles.
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Old 01-11-2006, 02:47 PM   #40 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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What does Mike Tyson say when swallowing ears too fast?

Answer:
Beauty and the geek.
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