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Jeopardy the person below you.
The idea here is to give the question for the answer just posted.
For example I post Answer: Red Shoes The next post: Question: What do you get when you stomp on a tomatoe? OK so lets give it a try. Anyone game to give the question for.. Answer: Only once a year. |
What Maleficent would kill to have sex???
~~~~~~~~~~~~ Goldfish crackers |
What is the cracker with a smile, until you bite the heads off?
Answer: Boomerang |
What did they tell me when my friend Boomer called on the phone?
Answer: My hand. |
what is sticky and cramped 24/7 from gigs and gigs of crazy blured asian porn
answer: sewer beast |
What did Beautys lawyer do when Beast got way too fresh?
Answer: Face down. |
what is "the way we like to fuck" (ass up..ect..sorry, it had to be said)
answer: late night |
If the earth stops rotating at dusk what will you have?
Answer: A car door. |
How did your head get like that?
Answer: poppycock |
What's the worst diagnosis your doctor ever gave you?
Answer: Three Sheets to the Wind |
What do you call 3 KKK members skydiving?
Answer: Washingtons Monument. |
Question: Why does Courtney Love walk bowlegged?
Answer: Lover's Leap |
What is the last thing you see when you hit the ground after your girlfriend finds out about your OTHER girlfriend.?
Answer: Pink and soft. |
What is an answer asking for a NSFW rating?
Bubbly, yet refrsching. |
What is a champagne bath?
answer: A frog on a log |
What is the last resort for an ugly princess?
-------------------- The bar exam |
If you can't make a Screwdriver, what have you failed?
Answer: The point. |
What is found at the end of all things?
Answer: To get to the other side. |
Quote:
Answer: Who's your daddy? |
What did Darth Vader say to Luke?
Answer: Anything that fits. |
What will Courtney Love stick up her wahzoo when she's lonely?
Answer: Tim Hortons Coffee |
Aside from the beefcake in Canuckistan-- what is the best thing about that fair land... :)
answer: The New Jersey Turnpike |
If you enter John Malkovic's mind where do you end up?
Answer: Bald. |
What do I hope never to be?
New Jersey |
What do you get at the souvenir stand at a hockey game?
Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich. |
In our survey what item of food do most restaurant waiters like to spit in?
Vodka Tonic |
What is really in my water bottle?
Answer: The one that folds out. |
which couch is the heaviest?
a full wallet |
What do you only have for 5 minutes every two weeks?
Answer: This is done every second tuesday |
When do the garbage men pick up lawn debris?
Answer: Smedley D. Butler |
Who is the most obvious choice for being the murderer from this list of suspects?
Answer: Up yours! |
Why don't you go fuck youself?
Answer: Bananas, butter, brown sugar and a splash of rum |
What else do you need when you have a naked woman on a hardwood floor?
Answer: Thats not a question! |
You smell like ass.
Answer The collected works of Pablo Neruda |
What's your favourite collection of Poetry
Answer: Size 14 |
What is a man with big....feet?
Answer: An empty cup |
What do you give the sperm bank when they give you a picture of your grandmother?
Answer: A full cup. |
An optimist has?
Answer: Balding old men. |
What do beautiful young women never talk about?
Answer: It tickles. |
What does Mike Tyson say when swallowing ears too fast?
Answer: Beauty and the geek. |
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