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Moderate our Posts!
This one goes out to all you moderators out there -
Feel free to make each one of us say what you think we should have said... Da Bears will kick the Packer's asses this year. :D |
Ah, c'mon moderators. It's NoSoup's birthday and this is his wish.
Well, I've been known to get Simian intervention from time to time, so maybe I can help fulfill your wish, NoSoup. Anyone who doesn't agree with me in the Politics Forum is just a sad case of nutmeg gorillas and has the intelligence to match. |
Happy Birthday, NoSoup! For your Birthday I give you:
Nutmeg Gorillas *A bit more accurate with Cinnamon: http://www.larabar.com/ing/cinnamon.jpg There. Even in Nonsense, that oughta help get a mod. :D |
nope. only if that monkey was (*naked and shitting while )under 18
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My resources say the monkey is 17 (* and nude on the crapper). :o
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OMG - A minor(*nekkid crapping) monkey? You sick people! |
yeah, and rumor has it, that damn monkey lives in tecoyahs basement!
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i thought you lived there...........well shit...........must be those damn hallucinations again *smokes monkey poop and moons joe* |
/me is not naked,but owuld get nekkid and dance the hokey pokey if you asked me nicely...carry on my wayward son, don't you wish.... Kansas was an awesome band wasn't it?...
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I cleaned a monkey's ears with a Q-Tip once.... his name was Bobo.
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If I have to come over there, I'll ...um...make it worth your time...if you know what I mean. ;)
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hey.........are these fuckin' mods fuckin' awesome or what?
damn, wish I was a mod lucky bastards. *nice set on you mal,by the way.* |
You know, the world would be a better place if we all just got along! I believe If we all took five minutes at the start of our day to hug our coworkers,You know, hug like boa constrictor does, keep squeezing and squeezing and sucking the life out of them til they are un-coworkers peace among nations would spread like the petals
of a lily, or VD |
I don't know about you fresnelly, but I have quite a few coworkers that I would NOT like to hug!but I would like that boa constrictor thing
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I'm a dumbass who couldn't just have a little fun in a thread and play nice.
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that's too bad dude, and I am absolutely thrilled they banned your nasty, rotting, stanky ass........hey!!!!! ...at least we still got our other dumbass paddyjoe..... :thumbsup: |
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let's see if you can moderate a quote......................tough guys.......:D |
damn the ham!!!!!!
I would so have nicely done ono............ *somebody has got too much power over the minds of us poor weak men* |
Does the hair on your balls or "Bill the Cat" attract flies, man?
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Elphaba's avatar has sexy green skin, just like the Orion slave girls I see in my gushing wet dreams. Yowza! :suave:
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hahahahhahhaha...........fuckin' guys even mess with the Av's too eh.
and the sig's.......... pretty slick there freakin bastard tec. |
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I don't think the mods have too much power, they were all corrupted by difficult childhoods beforehand, right? |
It seems everyone was corrupted by a difficult childhood these days....or maybe it's just me. And hey...people here have some crazy dreams about me, and the way I manipulate friction!!!
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I've always liked being felt up, rather than left out for having such a normal childhood other than my Dwarf monkey sisters. But, I think I've more than made up for it as an "adult" *gasp* the horror! not adulthood, save me from the lustful desires of tecoyah!
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bernie sent me a pm and gave me shit for bein' in San Fran and not ringin' her up. see those damn mods even changed my sig too..........sneaky bastards. |
/me has never moderated a post, sporting events yes but never a post, ever...(and i'll never do it again...)
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What's going on in this thread?
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I dunno man, it seems that our mothers are being replaced with monkeys that smokes doobs and have random thoughts once in awhile
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I like the mothers.
A place in Sheboygan some friends and I used to order pizza from would always come up with an entirely different total for the exact same order every week. We asked the owner about it once, and he said they had a team of mothers use an abacus to calculate what we owed every week. He wouldn't let me buy them a beer. |
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i think they're scared now..........or stoned
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They're scared twitless, and what's more, the Dwarf monkey sisters will start eating our brains if we don't kowtow to the beautiful women moderators of TFP who come into Nonsense to play the silly reindeer games....
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I wonderas I wander, and I often sing christmas carols to myself, if I'm related to Fredweena. I'm short and sweet and totally hot stuff and occasionally get tossed out of bars for hitting on men half my age.... .
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^ Heh... she's the dwarf, she's not heavy, she's my sister is. I'm 5'6"... well, mostly. But I'm typically 5'9" when not in my flip-flops. I love jacked up in my hooker heels. Have at it, Tec. I know it's coming oh baby, the things i could say here, y'all are lucky i'm sort of a lady.. .mal. :lol:
I'm surprised though ... the moderators don't appear to be moderating each other's moderations everything in moderation, child, everything in moderation.... Curious. |
Interesting. I wonder what will happen with this
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The moderators are a an outstanding bunch that belong in the pages of playboy and play girl, especially maleficent. ;)
The nonsense dwellers, however, are the slackers in this thread! Slackers , I sayand i'm one of them! |
Sometimes I consider posting my many sexual hangups here, but I keep losing track of the thread. Back button be damned, I might as well post. Especially if it means Maleficent in Playboy,as Bill wasnt in Playgirl like he promised though Bill did promise to send compromising pictures of his fine self to all the red headed ladies of TFP - -and OH MY GOODNESS!!! He's certainly Mr Right!!
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Wait! Mal, the brunettes, too... right?! Don't leave us out of the Bill photo deal just because we lack the gorgeous red locks, and fine perky....uh....personality we've coveted for years! :D
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/me knows someone who thinks she's a lebanese dwarf of Norwegian decent...
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