Moderate our Posts!
 

This one goes out to all you moderators out there -

Feel free to make each one of us say what you think we should have said...

Da Bears will kick the Packer's asses this year. :D

Ah, c'mon moderators. It's NoSoup's birthday and this is his wish.

Well, I've been known to get Simian intervention from time to time, so maybe I can help fulfill your wish, NoSoup.

Anyone who doesn't agree with me in the Politics Forum is just a sad case of nutmeg gorillas and has the intelligence to match.

Happy Birthday, NoSoup! For your Birthday I give you:


Nutmeg Gorillas


*A bit more accurate














with Cinnamon:

http://www.larabar.com/ing/cinnamon.jpg

There. Even in Nonsense, that oughta help get a mod. :D

nope. only if that monkey was (*naked and shitting while )under 18

My resources say the monkey is 17 (* and nude on the crapper). :o

hahaha....

OMG - A minor(*nekkid crapping) monkey? You sick people!

yeah, and rumor has it, that damn monkey lives in tecoyahs basement!

i thought you lived there...........well shit...........must be those damn hallucinations again

*smokes monkey poop and moons joe*

/me is not naked,but owuld get nekkid and dance the hokey pokey if you asked me nicely...carry on my wayward son, don't you wish.... Kansas was an awesome band wasn't it?...

I cleaned a monkey's ears with a Q-Tip once.... his name was Bobo.

If I have to come over there, I'll ...um...make it worth your time...if you know what I mean. ;)

hey.........are these fuckin' mods fuckin' awesome or what?


damn, wish I was a mod

lucky bastards.


*nice set on you mal,by the way.*

You know, the world would be a better place if we all just got along! I believe If we all took five minutes at the start of our day to hug our coworkers,You know, hug like boa constrictor does, keep squeezing and squeezing and sucking the life out of them til they are un-coworkers peace among nations would spread like the petals
of a lily, or VD

I don't know about you fresnelly, but I have quite a few coworkers that I would NOT like to hug!but I would like that boa constrictor thing

I'm a dumbass who couldn't just have a little fun in a thread and play nice.

that's too bad dude, and I am absolutely thrilled they banned your nasty, rotting, stanky ass........hey!!!!!


...at least we still got our other dumbass paddyjoe.....



:thumbsup:

let's see if you can moderate a quote......................tough guys.......:D

damn the ham!!!!!!


I would so have nicely done ono............


*somebody has got too much power over the minds of us poor weak men*

Does the hair on your balls or "Bill the Cat" attract flies, man?

Elphaba's avatar has sexy green skin, just like the Orion slave girls I see in my gushing wet dreams. Yowza! :suave:

hahahahhahhaha...........fuckin' guys even mess with the Av's too eh.

and the sig's..........


pretty slick there freakin bastard tec.

It's okay Fremen, I have those dreams too, But usually you are in them in place of the slave girls. It's all good.

I don't think the mods have too much power, they were all corrupted by difficult childhoods beforehand, right?

It seems everyone was corrupted by a difficult childhood these days....or maybe it's just me. And hey...people here have some crazy dreams about me, and the way I manipulate friction!!!

I've always liked being felt up, rather than left out for having such a normal childhood other than my Dwarf monkey sisters. But, I think I've more than made up for it as an "adult" *gasp* the horror! not adulthood, save me from the lustful desires of tecoyah!

Ahahahaha!! And here I thought fly's kids took over his avatar. :D :thumbsup:

bernie sent me a pm and gave me shit for bein' in San Fran and not ringin' her up.

see those damn mods even changed my sig too..........sneaky bastards.

/me has never moderated a post, sporting events yes but never a post, ever...(and i'll never do it again...)

What's going on in this thread?

I dunno man, it seems that our mothers are being replaced with monkeys that smokes doobs and have random thoughts once in awhile

I like the mothers.

A place in Sheboygan some friends and I used to order pizza from would always come up with an entirely different total for the exact same order every week. We asked the owner about it once, and he said they had a team of mothers use an abacus to calculate what we owed every week. He wouldn't let me buy them a beer.

See, that's why I dig Tecoyah's Package. Sympathy for my attempts to domesticate my Dwarf monkey sisters. What's funny is my sister is 5'2" and the dwarf in my family. Stupid monkey twit, too. Hey, NO ONE better save me from Tecoyah's... ah, never mind. :D Slainte.

You cannot be saved

i think they're scared now..........or stoned

They're scared twitless, and what's more, the Dwarf monkey sisters will start eating our brains if we don't kowtow to the beautiful women moderators of TFP who come into Nonsense to play the silly reindeer games....

I wonderas I wander, and I often sing christmas carols to myself, if I'm related to Fredweena. I'm short and sweet and totally hot stuff and occasionally get tossed out of bars for hitting on men half my age.... .

^ Heh... she's the dwarf, she's not heavy, she's my sister is. I'm 5'6"... well, mostly. But I'm typically 5'9" when not in my flip-flops. I love jacked up in my hooker heels. Have at it, Tec. I know it's coming oh baby, the things i could say here, y'all are lucky i'm sort of a lady.. .mal. :lol:

I'm surprised though ... the moderators don't appear to be moderating each other's moderations everything in moderation, child, everything in moderation.... Curious.

Interesting. I wonder what will happen with this
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The moderators are a an outstanding bunch that belong in the pages of playboy and play girl, especially maleficent. ;)
The nonsense dwellers, however, are the slackers in this thread! Slackers , I sayand i'm one of them!

Sometimes I consider posting my many sexual hangups here, but I keep losing track of the thread. Back button be damned, I might as well post. Especially if it means Maleficent in Playboy,as Bill wasnt in Playgirl like he promised though Bill did promise to send compromising pictures of his fine self to all the red headed ladies of TFP - -and OH MY GOODNESS!!! He's certainly Mr Right!!

Wait! Mal, the brunettes, too... right?! Don't leave us out of the Bill photo deal just because we lack the gorgeous red locks, and fine perky....uh....personality we've coveted for years! :D

/me knows someone who thinks she's a lebanese dwarf of Norwegian decent...

Wait...Mal's in playboy? Time to buy some Penthousesubscriptions...and cancel Playboy -- what were they thinking?

I have always wondered what it feels like to be to be a woman....so I will bow down and pay homage .. and gladly bear the pain of childbirth

I just saw all the monkey nekkid in the basement talk ... and Paddyjoe sure left a mess, and I still cant find my bra ... wonder if the negatives hold some secrets worthy of blackmail :D

Now wait a gosh darn minute! I'm a sexy dwarf of Norwegian decent and I know, almost for certain, that there is no such thing as a lebanese dwarf of Norse decent other than my cousins step sister.

Dammit....there has got to be something racist about this. Some of my best friends pets are Lebanese. :D

sometimes dude.........you should be edited out of pictures more often.


.....just ask joe the Paddy man.



:D

very interesting and totally screwed up thread! :)
Lets be sexy Norwegian Lesbians! :)

I think I dropped my sexy Norwegian Lesbian baklawa next to Monkies Bra.

What if by some miracle or fluke or somethingmy post is so profoundly rediculous as opposed to the usual drivel that I spew that even mods cannot bring themselves to touch it, being my appendage that would rival halx's... it? Much like a religious strucure or tenent, any defaication of The Word of Sven is cause for imprisonment in many counties except on TFP, where it's subject to ridicule and teasing.

I cautionate you: Thou shall not mess around with this postit!!

Sorry, it's the best I can do.

Do you know whyu I like beavers? Because of that big sexy tail of theirs, and the Duct tape doesn't stick to thier fur.
:thumbsup:
http://www.sci.sdsu.edu/classes/bio3...ges/beaver.gif

Ah, this thread has gotten just about as crazy as I hoped it would.

Thanks mods for making it a really terrible thread, knew this shit would happen :D

Thats it, they've gone to far! No longer will I stand to be moderated,instead I shall sit on the crapper and read bad prOn, then I shall start a revolution! Who's with me, in the bathroom?

You can have the toilet ... I just want the bathtub ... mmm bubbles ... and ooh ... a rubber ducky that takes D batteries

A vibrating rubber ducky, perchance? Those things are scary, but in a good way, somehow they just dont feel as good as my Gerbils though.

How are things in Guacamora??
Where were you the night of April 16th, and what did you do with my prescious little Gerbil, Muffy????
But you weren't smart enough, John! Alias, Johnny! Alias, Jack! Alias, Jackie!

Trust me, Amonkie, you don't want to be in the bath while I'm on the toilet.

I'm just leavin this one alone.....damn

Astrocloud does a somersault over the potato chips.

I HATE being in the tub when others are on the toilet, unles they have excellent aim, and expell roses from orafices.

Astrocloud.... are we sure they're not corn chips, Like I feed my Gerbils?

i fuckin' knew the mods would get bored of this thread, Cause God Knows they never have to go to work....or play with thier kids, or fuck thier wives.....or other peolples wives....or Gerbils.


fuckin' wankers, I only wish I could Wank like them, eh.

You spelled it wrong -Corn chyps

I really meant "Corny". Ah, well. Ger Bill, Ger Ball, you're still goofy. :D

hey freedweena........where'd my bib go? I need it to keep the drool off the duct tape....so it sticks to the Gerbil.

Ahhh, Your Bib.

Your Bib's in the tub with Amonkie. Cleaning up after eating corn chips with Astrocloud while Zephyr's on the terlet tryin to get the Gerbil from his ass.

Yeah, I don't like that green color, and I'm not feeling that mellow anymore, Flyman. Hooray for Bob. He's my uncle, beeotch. Long live Bob.

/BUMP

Ha, ha! With all of the new, fabulous and fabulously attractive moderators in place, it only seems sweet justice to revive this goofy thread. How did I miss Tecoyah's gerbils running rampant in the last ten posts on Halloween? I'm not even going to ask why the gerbils. With the blessing of one of the newest, sexiest (and here I'm talking about ubertuber) moderators, shall we put their skills to the test? :lol: :lol:

Well fredweena, it seems that the new mods are taking this beauty pageant pretty seriously. Let's hope that they are as serious about the swimsuit contest as they are about water balloon fights .

Don't you think it would be polite of us to attempt to bow down and kiss the feet of these mods, getting them to make us look even more like squirrelsthan we're capable?

Lay down the money, Freman. But shirley, you are not expecting the appropriately named ubertuber to be our guru of the intellectual post? In a recent visit to Moe's, he was only capable of moans and "yes, maybe and NO!"

I left early, but the rumor is that I am deeply in love with the man of which we shall not speak.

i enjoy playing with myself when watching tv.

Elphaba, do tell... an oddity? hmm... this could be interesting.

And, Fremen, is it possible that anyone could make our intellectual prowess more evident than it already is?

I hate our mods, they are always changing our posts... all except that sexy Tecoyah. He can change my posts anyday. ;)

Fredweena, just check his new title "spudly". I just love fried potatoes with lots of mayonaise...