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Old 10-10-2005, 01:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This one goes out to all you moderators out there -

Feel free to make each one of us say what you think we should have said...

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Old 10-10-2005, 02:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ah, c'mon moderators. It's NoSoup's birthday and this is his wish.

Well, I've been known to get Simian intervention from time to time, so maybe I can help fulfill your wish, NoSoup.

Anyone who doesn't agree with me in the Politics Forum is just a sad case of nutmeg gorillas and has the intelligence to match.

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Old 10-10-2005, 04:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday, NoSoup! For your Birthday I give you:


Nutmeg Gorillas


*A bit more accurate














with Cinnamon:



There. Even in Nonsense, that oughta help get a mod.
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Old 10-10-2005, 06:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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nope. only if that monkey was (*naked and shitting while )under 18

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Old 10-10-2005, 07:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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My resources say the monkey is 17 (* and nude on the crapper).
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Old 10-10-2005, 10:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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My resources say the monkey is 17.
hahaha....

OMG - A minor(*nekkid crapping) monkey? You sick people!
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Old 10-11-2005, 03:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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yeah, and rumor has it, that damn monkey lives in tecoyahs basement!
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Old 10-11-2005, 03:54 AM   #8 (permalink)
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yeah, and rumor has it, that damn monkey lives in tecoyahs basement!

i thought you lived there...........well shit...........must be those damn hallucinations again

*smokes monkey poop and moons joe*
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Old 10-11-2005, 04:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2005, 04:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I cleaned a monkey's ears with a Q-Tip once.... his name was Bobo.

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Old 10-11-2005, 11:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2005, 05:48 AM   #12 (permalink)
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hey.........are these fuckin' mods fuckin' awesome or what?


damn, wish I was a mod

lucky bastards.


*nice set on you mal,by the way.*
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Old 10-15-2005, 06:08 AM   #13 (permalink)
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You know, the world would be a better place if we all just got along! I believe If we all took five minutes at the start of our day to hug our coworkers,You know, hug like boa constrictor does, keep squeezing and squeezing and sucking the life out of them til they are un-coworkers peace among nations would spread like the petals
of a lily, or VD
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Old 10-15-2005, 07:46 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I don't know about you fresnelly, but I have quite a few coworkers that I would NOT like to hug!but I would like that boa constrictor thing
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Old 10-15-2005, 08:09 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm a dumbass who couldn't just have a little fun in a thread and play nice.

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Old 10-15-2005, 11:27 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I'm a dumbass who couldn't just have a little fun in a thread and play nice.

that's too bad dude, and I am absolutely thrilled they banned your nasty, rotting, stanky ass........hey!!!!!


...at least we still got our other dumbass paddyjoe.....



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Old 10-15-2005, 11:28 AM   #17 (permalink)
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that's too bad dude........hey!!!!!


...at least we still got our other friend paddyjoe.....







let's see if you can moderate a quote......................tough guys.......
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Old 10-15-2005, 02:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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damn the ham!!!!!!


I would so have
nicely done ono............


*somebody has got too much power over the minds of us poor weak men*
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Old 10-15-2005, 04:33 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Does the hair on your balls or "Bill the Cat" attract flies, man?

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Old 10-15-2005, 07:19 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Elphaba's avatar has sexy green skin, just like the Orion slave girls I see in my gushing wet dreams. Yowza!
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Old 10-16-2005, 04:56 AM   #21 (permalink)
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hahahahhahhaha...........fuckin' guys even mess with the Av's too eh.

and the sig's..........


pretty slick there freakin bastard tec.
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Old 10-16-2005, 07:39 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Elphaba's avatar has sexy green skin, just like the Orion slave girls I see in my gushing wet dreams. Yowza!
It's okay Fremen, I have those dreams too, But usually you are in them in place of the slave girls. It's all good.

I don't think the mods have too much power, they were all corrupted by difficult childhoods beforehand, right?
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Old 10-16-2005, 03:36 PM   #23 (permalink)
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It seems everyone was corrupted by a difficult childhood these days....or maybe it's just me. And hey...people here have some crazy dreams about me, and the way I manipulate friction!!!
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Old 10-16-2005, 05:11 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I've always liked being felt up, rather than left out for having such a normal childhood other than my Dwarf monkey sisters. But, I think I've more than made up for it as an "adult" *gasp* the horror! not adulthood, save me from the lustful desires of tecoyah!
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Old 10-16-2005, 07:29 PM   #25 (permalink)
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hahahahhahhaha...........fuckin' guys even mess with the Av's too eh.

and the sig's..........


pretty slick there freakin bastard tec.
Ahahahaha!! And here I thought fly's kids took over his avatar.
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Old 10-17-2005, 03:17 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Ahahahaha!! And here I thought fly's kids took over his avatar.

bernie sent me a pm and gave me shit for bein' in San Fran and not ringin' her up.

see those damn mods even changed my sig too..........sneaky bastards.
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Old 10-17-2005, 12:16 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2005, 01:03 PM   #28 (permalink)
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What's going on in this thread?

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Old 10-17-2005, 01:23 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I dunno man, it seems that our mothers are being replaced with monkeys that smokes doobs and have random thoughts once in awhile
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Old 10-17-2005, 01:50 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I like the mothers.

A place in Sheboygan some friends and I used to order pizza from would always come up with an entirely different total for the exact same order every week. We asked the owner about it once, and he said they had a team of mothers use an abacus to calculate what we owed every week. He wouldn't let me buy them a beer.
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Old 10-17-2005, 02:08 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I've always liked being felt up, rather than left out for having such a normal childhood other than my Dwarf monkey sisters. But, I think I've more than made up for it as an "adult" *gasp* the horror! not adulthood, save me from the lustful desires of tecoyah!
See, that's why I dig Tecoyah's Package. Sympathy for my attempts to domesticate my Dwarf monkey sisters. What's funny is my sister is 5'2" and the dwarf in my family. Stupid monkey twit, too. Hey, NO ONE better save me from Tecoyah's... ah, never mind. Slainte.

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Old 10-17-2005, 02:12 PM   #32 (permalink)
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i think they're scared now..........or stoned
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Old 10-17-2005, 03:31 PM   #33 (permalink)
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They're scared twitless, and what's more, the Dwarf monkey sisters will start eating our brains if we don't kowtow to the beautiful women moderators of TFP who come into Nonsense to play the silly reindeer games....
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Old 10-17-2005, 03:45 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I wonderas I wander, and I often sing christmas carols to myself, if I'm related to Fredweena. I'm short and sweet and totally hot stuff and occasionally get tossed out of bars for hitting on men half my age.... .

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Old 10-17-2005, 03:54 PM   #35 (permalink)
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^ Heh... she's the dwarf, she's not heavy, she's my sister is. I'm 5'6"... well, mostly. But I'm typically 5'9" when not in my flip-flops. I love jacked up in my hooker heels. Have at it, Tec. I know it's coming oh baby, the things i could say here, y'all are lucky i'm sort of a lady.. .mal.

I'm surprised though ... the moderators don't appear to be moderating each other's moderations everything in moderation, child, everything in moderation.... Curious.
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Old 10-18-2005, 11:21 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2005, 01:05 PM   #37 (permalink)
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The moderators are a an outstanding bunch that belong in the pages of playboy and play girl, especially maleficent.
The nonsense dwellers, however, are the
slackers in this thread! Slackers , I sayand i'm one of them!
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Old 10-19-2005, 05:44 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Sometimes I consider posting my many sexual hangups here, but I keep losing track of the thread. Back button be damned, I might as well post. Especially if it means Maleficent in Playboy,as Bill wasnt in Playgirl like he promised though Bill did promise to send compromising pictures of his fine self to all the red headed ladies of TFP - -and OH MY GOODNESS!!! He's certainly Mr Right!!
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:49 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Wait! Mal, the brunettes, too... right?! Don't leave us out of the Bill photo deal just because we lack the gorgeous red locks, and fine perky....uh....personality we've coveted for years!
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:59 PM   #40 (permalink)
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/me knows someone who thinks she's a lebanese dwarf of Norwegian decent...
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