Wait...Mal's in playboy? Time to buy some Penthousesubscriptions...and cancel Playboy -- what were they thinking?

I have always wondered what it feels like to be to be a woman....so I will bow down and pay homage .. and gladly bear the pain of childbirth

I just saw all the monkey nekkid in the basement talk ... and Paddyjoe sure left a mess, and I still cant find my bra ... wonder if the negatives hold some secrets worthy of blackmail :D

Now wait a gosh darn minute! I'm a sexy dwarf of Norwegian decent and I know, almost for certain, that there is no such thing as a lebanese dwarf of Norse decent other than my cousins step sister.

Dammit....there has got to be something racist about this. Some of my best friends pets are Lebanese. :D

sometimes dude.........you should be edited out of pictures more often.


.....just ask joe the Paddy man.



:D

very interesting and totally screwed up thread! :)
Lets be sexy Norwegian Lesbians! :)

I think I dropped my sexy Norwegian Lesbian baklawa next to Monkies Bra.

What if by some miracle or fluke or somethingmy post is so profoundly rediculous as opposed to the usual drivel that I spew that even mods cannot bring themselves to touch it, being my appendage that would rival halx's... it? Much like a religious strucure or tenent, any defaication of The Word of Sven is cause for imprisonment in many counties except on TFP, where it's subject to ridicule and teasing.

I cautionate you: Thou shall not mess around with this postit!!

Sorry, it's the best I can do.

Do you know whyu I like beavers? Because of that big sexy tail of theirs, and the Duct tape doesn't stick to thier fur.
:thumbsup:
http://www.sci.sdsu.edu/classes/bio3...ges/beaver.gif

Ah, this thread has gotten just about as crazy as I hoped it would.

Thanks mods for making it a really terrible thread, knew this shit would happen :D

Thats it, they've gone to far! No longer will I stand to be moderated,instead I shall sit on the crapper and read bad prOn, then I shall start a revolution! Who's with me, in the bathroom?

You can have the toilet ... I just want the bathtub ... mmm bubbles ... and ooh ... a rubber ducky that takes D batteries

A vibrating rubber ducky, perchance? Those things are scary, but in a good way, somehow they just dont feel as good as my Gerbils though.

How are things in Guacamora??
Where were you the night of April 16th, and what did you do with my prescious little Gerbil, Muffy????
But you weren't smart enough, John! Alias, Johnny! Alias, Jack! Alias, Jackie!

Trust me, Amonkie, you don't want to be in the bath while I'm on the toilet.

I'm just leavin this one alone.....damn

Astrocloud does a somersault over the potato chips.

I HATE being in the tub when others are on the toilet, unles they have excellent aim, and expell roses from orafices.

Astrocloud.... are we sure they're not corn chips, Like I feed my Gerbils?

i fuckin' knew the mods would get bored of this thread, Cause God Knows they never have to go to work....or play with thier kids, or fuck thier wives.....or other peolples wives....or Gerbils.


fuckin' wankers, I only wish I could Wank like them, eh.

You spelled it wrong -Corn chyps

I really meant "Corny". Ah, well. Ger Bill, Ger Ball, you're still goofy. :D

hey freedweena........where'd my bib go? I need it to keep the drool off the duct tape....so it sticks to the Gerbil.

Ahhh, Your Bib.

Your Bib's in the tub with Amonkie. Cleaning up after eating corn chips with Astrocloud while Zephyr's on the terlet tryin to get the Gerbil from his ass.

Yeah, I don't like that green color, and I'm not feeling that mellow anymore, Flyman. Hooray for Bob. He's my uncle, beeotch. Long live Bob.

/BUMP

Ha, ha! With all of the new, fabulous and fabulously attractive moderators in place, it only seems sweet justice to revive this goofy thread. How did I miss Tecoyah's gerbils running rampant in the last ten posts on Halloween? I'm not even going to ask why the gerbils. With the blessing of one of the newest, sexiest (and here I'm talking about ubertuber) moderators, shall we put their skills to the test? :lol: :lol:

Well fredweena, it seems that the new mods are taking this beauty pageant pretty seriously. Let's hope that they are as serious about the swimsuit contest as they are about water balloon fights .

Don't you think it would be polite of us to attempt to bow down and kiss the feet of these mods, getting them to make us look even more like squirrelsthan we're capable?

Lay down the money, Freman. But shirley, you are not expecting the appropriately named ubertuber to be our guru of the intellectual post? In a recent visit to Moe's, he was only capable of moans and "yes, maybe and NO!"

I left early, but the rumor is that I am deeply in love with the man of which we shall not speak.

i enjoy playing with myself when watching tv.

Elphaba, do tell... an oddity? hmm... this could be interesting.

And, Fremen, is it possible that anyone could make our intellectual prowess more evident than it already is?

I hate our mods, they are always changing our posts... all except that sexy Tecoyah. He can change my posts anyday. ;)

Fredweena, just check his new title "spudly". I just love fried potatoes with lots of mayonaise...