Whats your favorite chatup "line" - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Joan of Arc · 09-17-2005, 12:06 PM

"Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"

Those are some of my favorites that is IF I ever decided to frequent chat rooms; **cough cough**

uncle phil · 09-17-2005, 04:33 PM

/me thinks he'll let somebody else do the "gag me with a spoon" thing...

sadistikdreams · 09-17-2005, 10:50 PM

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

optik_nerve · 09-18-2005, 08:47 AM

If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

Fly · 09-18-2005, 09:08 AM

your daddy must've been an astronaut,cuz you have stars in your eyes.

*fuckin' sad*

Astrocloud · 09-18-2005, 09:17 AM

Ask me if you ever need to soften your stools.

uncle phil · 09-18-2005, 04:33 PM

"wanna see my etchings?"

it worked IRL...honest to rudy...

drainpipe · 09-18-2005, 06:36 PM

Let's play Pearl Harbor; I'll lie back, and you'll blow the fuck out of me.

Stiltzkin · 09-18-2005, 07:12 PM

Me: Did it hurt?
You: What?
Me: When you fell from heaven?

noodle · 09-18-2005, 07:20 PM

I actually heard this one again on the Family Guy tonight. Someone used it on me once and I laughed so hard I cried. Never talked to that guy again.

"You must have a powerful magnetic force, cause you're attracting my Buns of Steel from all the way over there!"

uncle phil · 09-19-2005, 01:07 PM

i've posted this around here before, but here goes again:

"each of my eyes is jealous of the other for the beauty it beholds..."

ShaniFaye · 09-19-2005, 01:16 PM

when I was "available" the one that always worked for me was

"Hi, Im shannon....wanna fuck?"

Giant Hamburger · 09-19-2005, 01:30 PM

"A male blood fluke spends its life of constant intercourse lodged in a groove along the front of the canoe-shaped female."

bundy · 09-19-2005, 01:53 PM

if i told you, you have a hot body, would you hold it against me?

Bacchanal · 09-19-2005, 02:37 PM

Hi.... you'll do.

Anxst · 09-19-2005, 05:50 PM

Ever since I first heard it, I always wanted to use:

"Hi, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

Heard it from my wife one night when we were talking about funny pickup lines, so I never got the chance.

Ishmal · 02-07-2006, 06:43 PM

i've seen my mate use this one...

*walks up & checks the tag on a chicks shirt*

she asks:
"what are you doin"

he replies:
"checking to see if you were made in heaven"

Ishmal · 02-08-2006, 05:59 PM

i also found this one on the net 2day...

"hello sweet lady, ive got something stuck in my teeth, may i please use your clitoris as a toothpick ?"

crude. i know. but kinda funny.

Carno · 02-08-2006, 06:09 PM

You wanna get laid?

Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.

vermin · 02-12-2006, 08:01 PM

"I have a knife, head for the door, no sudden moves"

But then again, I've always been a romantic.

bernadette · 02-13-2006, 12:08 AM

*if* i would ever need a pick up line again (hope i never do!),
it might be something like,
"ok, you're not entirely ugly, so are you rich & can you cook?"

Astrocloud · 02-24-2006, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

"A male blood fluke spends its life of constant intercourse lodged in a groove along the front of the canoe-shaped female."

But they're so cute!

clavus · 02-24-2006, 11:21 AM

If I could be anything, I'd be your bathwater.

Weren't you the girl who stole my orange crayon in third grade?

I've got a tongue like an electric eel on coke, and I can hold my breath for a loooooooong time.

09-17-2005, 12:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Joan of Arc Tilted	Whats your favorite chatup "line" "Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night." "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." "Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?" Those are some of my favorites that is IF I ever decided to frequent chat rooms; cough cough __________________ "Insanity and Genius are on the same side of the street"

09-17-2005, 04:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me thinks he'll let somebody else do the "gag me with a spoon" thing... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-17-2005, 10:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Nice shoes, wanna fuck? __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

09-18-2005, 09:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	your daddy must've been an astronaut,cuz you have stars in your eyes. fuckin' sad __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-18-2005, 04:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"wanna see my etchings?" it worked IRL...honest to rudy... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-18-2005, 08:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

09-18-2005, 09:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Ask me if you ever need to soften your stools.

09-18-2005, 06:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
drainpipe Tilted	Let's play Pearl Harbor; I'll lie back, and you'll blow the fuck out of me.

09-18-2005, 07:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Me: Did it hurt? You: What? Me: When you fell from heaven?

09-19-2005, 01:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i've posted this around here before, but here goes again: "each of my eyes is jealous of the other for the beauty it beholds..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 09-19-2005 at 02:35 PM..

09-19-2005, 01:16 PM	#12 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	when I was "available" the one that always worked for me was "Hi, Im shannon....wanna fuck?" __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

09-19-2005, 01:30 PM	#13 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	"A male blood fluke spends its life of constant intercourse lodged in a groove along the front of the canoe-shaped female."

09-19-2005, 01:53 PM	#14 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	if i told you, you have a hot body, would you hold it against me? __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-19-2005, 02:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
Bacchanal Laid back Location: Jayhawkland	Hi.... you'll do.

09-19-2005, 05:50 PM	#16 (permalink)
Anxst Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance. Location: Madison, WI	Ever since I first heard it, I always wanted to use: "Hi, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" Heard it from my wife one night when we were talking about funny pickup lines, so I never got the chance. __________________ Don't mind me. I'm just releasing the insanity pressure from my headvalves.

02-07-2006, 06:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	i've seen my mate use this one... walks up & checks the tag on a chicks shirt she asks: "what are you doin" he replies: "checking to see if you were made in heaven" __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

02-08-2006, 05:59 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	i also found this one on the net 2day... "hello sweet lady, ive got something stuck in my teeth, may i please use your clitoris as a toothpick ?" crude. i know. but kinda funny. __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

02-08-2006, 06:09 PM	#19 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	You wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

02-12-2006, 08:01 PM	#20 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	"I have a knife, head for the door, no sudden moves" But then again, I've always been a romantic. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

02-13-2006, 12:08 AM	#21 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	if i would ever need a pick up line again (hope i never do!), it might be something like, "ok, you're not entirely ugly, so are you rich & can you cook?" __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-24-2006, 11:21 AM	#23 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	If I could be anything, I'd be your bathwater. Weren't you the girl who stole my orange crayon in third grade? I've got a tongue like an electric eel on coke, and I can hold my breath for a loooooooong time. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.