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09-17-2005, 12:06 PM
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Whats your favorite chatup "line"
"Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."
 "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."  "Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"  Those are some of my favorites that is IF I ever decided to frequent chat rooms; **cough cough** 
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09-17-2005, 04:33 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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/me thinks he'll let somebody else do the "gag me with a spoon" thing...
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09-17-2005, 10:50 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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09-18-2005, 04:33 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"wanna see my etchings?"
it worked IRL...honest to rudy...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-18-2005, 07:20 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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I actually heard this one again on the Family Guy tonight. Someone used it on me once and I laughed so hard I cried. Never talked to that guy again.
"You must have a powerful magnetic force, cause you're attracting my Buns of Steel from all the way over there!"  
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09-19-2005, 01:07 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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i've posted this around here before, but here goes again:
"each of my eyes is jealous of the other for the beauty it beholds..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 09-19-2005 at 02:35 PM.. |
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09-19-2005, 01:16 PM
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Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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when I was "available" the one that always worked for me was
"Hi, Im shannon....wanna fuck?"
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09-19-2005, 05:50 PM
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Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance.
Location: Madison, WI
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Ever since I first heard it, I always wanted to use:
"Hi, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" Heard it from my wife one night when we were talking about funny pickup lines, so I never got the chance. 
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02-07-2006, 06:43 PM
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Wicked Clown
Location: House Of Horrors
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i've seen my mate use this one...
*walks up & checks the tag on a chicks shirt* she asks: "what are you doin" he replies: "checking to see if you were made in heaven"
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"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."
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02-08-2006, 05:59 PM
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Wicked Clown
Location: House Of Horrors
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i also found this one on the net 2day...
"hello sweet lady, ive got something stuck in my teeth, may i please use your clitoris as a toothpick ?" crude. i know. but kinda funny.
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"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."
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02-08-2006, 06:09 PM
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Junkie
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You wanna get laid?
Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.
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02-13-2006, 12:08 AM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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*if* i would ever need a pick up line again (hope i never do!),
it might be something like, "ok, you're not entirely ugly, so are you rich & can you cook?"
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02-24-2006, 11:21 AM
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pow!
Location: NorCal
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If I could be anything, I'd be your bathwater.
Weren't you the girl who stole my orange crayon in third grade? I've got a tongue like an electric eel on coke, and I can hold my breath for a loooooooong time.
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