Patrick Swayze (in Roadhouse) vs. MacGyver?? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

zharvey · 02-23-2006, 03:41 PM

Okay, I'm sick of hearing about Chuck Norris. Let's take two other highly-respectable, highly-macho guys, and put them together in a cage match in the octagon: the cunning MacGyver, or the bar-brawling James Dalton (Patrick Swayze's character in Roadhouse).

Who comes out on top, and why. (Yes, you must justify your answer.) I will tally the score, analyze the arguments and select the all-time winner Sunday evening. O'Doyle rules.

Da Munk · 02-23-2006, 03:46 PM

The outcome of this fight is determined by the contents of MacGyver's pockets.

ShaniFaye · 02-23-2006, 04:03 PM

I saw Roadhouse (MANY times) but I didnt watch the tv show so I cant really comment...I just wanted to say your O'Doyle rules statement was awesome

If I had to pick I'd say Dalton because Wade would have found someway to help him out

maleficent · 02-23-2006, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

If I had to pick I'd say Dalton because Wade would have found someway to help him out

Amen sistah -- and Wade was far hotter than Dalton was...

just talk to me Wade, just talk to me...

ShaniFaye · 02-23-2006, 04:10 PM

not to threadjack....but HELL yeah lol patrick is a punk compared to sam hehehehe

uncle phil · 02-23-2006, 04:50 PM

brawn - wade
brains, and how to apply what's in them - angus
overall - angus

Fremen · 02-23-2006, 07:45 PM

I like that Phil knows Mac's first name.

And shame on you Shani for not watching MacGyver.

I think you'd enjoy them. (some are out on dvd)

I don't think MacGyver would be classified as a macho type man. He's more cerebral.

In a straight up fight, fast and furious, Dalton would mop the floor with Mac.
Give Mac some time and room to maneuver, and I believe the glove would be on the other hand.

Willravel · 02-23-2006, 08:16 PM

MacGyver all the way.

Dalton rushes in with a right jab to the jaw, MacGyver goes down. As Dalson moves in for a few rib shots, MacGyver pulls out a pen and shoots Dalton with a rudementary projectile weapon. Dalton falls back, dazed and injured. MacGyver suddenly spots Jack Dalton, and becomes desperatly confused, because there are now two J. Daltons. This allows James Dalton to jump to his feet. MacGyver solves a 2000 year old puzzle and constructs a laser, despite the laser not being invented until 1957 by Charles Townes and Arthur Leonard Schawlow, which MacGyver knows. As James Dalton moves in for the kill, the laser vaporizes him. MacGyver says something clever to Pete, the screen freezes, and the series was created by Lee David Zlotoff and executive produced by Henry Winkler.

Why did MacGyver win? Because MacGyver is so famous, he is a slang verb. I MacGyvered this post, in fact.

02-23-2006, 03:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
zharvey Upright Location: upstate NY	Patrick Swayze (in Roadhouse) vs. MacGyver?? Okay, I'm sick of hearing about Chuck Norris. Let's take two other highly-respectable, highly-macho guys, and put them together in a cage match in the octagon: the cunning MacGyver, or the bar-brawling James Dalton (Patrick Swayze's character in Roadhouse). Who comes out on top, and why. (Yes, you must justify your answer.) I will tally the score, analyze the arguments and select the all-time winner Sunday evening. O'Doyle rules. __________________ "Forty-three species of parrot? Nipples for men?? SLUGS!! God created slugs?!? I mean, are we not in the hands of a complete lunatic? If I had had my way, we would have started with laser beams, 8 o'clock, Day 1." -Evil

02-23-2006, 04:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I saw Roadhouse (MANY times) but I didnt watch the tv show so I cant really comment...I just wanted to say your O'Doyle rules statement was awesome If I had to pick I'd say Dalton because Wade would have found someway to help him out __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

02-23-2006, 04:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	not to threadjack....but HELL yeah lol patrick is a punk compared to sam hehehehe __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

02-23-2006, 04:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	brawn - wade brains, and how to apply what's in them - angus overall - angus __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-23-2006, 07:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I like that Phil knows Mac's first name. And shame on you Shani for not watching MacGyver. I think you'd enjoy them. (some are out on dvd) I don't think MacGyver would be classified as a macho type man. He's more cerebral. In a straight up fight, fast and furious, Dalton would mop the floor with Mac. Give Mac some time and room to maneuver, and I believe the glove would be on the other hand. __________________ Google

02-23-2006, 03:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Da Munk Crazy	The outcome of this fight is determined by the contents of MacGyver's pockets.

02-23-2006, 08:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	MacGyver all the way. Dalton rushes in with a right jab to the jaw, MacGyver goes down. As Dalson moves in for a few rib shots, MacGyver pulls out a pen and shoots Dalton with a rudementary projectile weapon. Dalton falls back, dazed and injured. MacGyver suddenly spots Jack Dalton, and becomes desperatly confused, because there are now two J. Daltons. This allows James Dalton to jump to his feet. MacGyver solves a 2000 year old puzzle and constructs a laser, despite the laser not being invented until 1957 by Charles Townes and Arthur Leonard Schawlow, which MacGyver knows. As James Dalton moves in for the kill, the laser vaporizes him. MacGyver says something clever to Pete, the screen freezes, and the series was created by Lee David Zlotoff and executive produced by Henry Winkler. Why did MacGyver win? Because MacGyver is so famous, he is a slang verb. I MacGyvered this post, in fact.