Whats your favorite chatup "line"
 

/me thinks he'll let somebody else do the "gag me with a spoon" thing...

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

your daddy must've been an astronaut,cuz you have stars in your eyes.




*fuckin' sad*

Ask me if you ever need to soften your stools.

"wanna see my etchings?"

it worked IRL...honest to rudy...

Let's play Pearl Harbor; I'll lie back, and you'll blow the fuck out of me.

Me: Did it hurt?
You: What?
Me: When you fell from heaven?

I actually heard this one again on the Family Guy tonight. Someone used it on me once and I laughed so hard I cried. Never talked to that guy again.

"You must have a powerful magnetic force, cause you're attracting my Buns of Steel from all the way over there!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

i've posted this around here before, but here goes again:

"each of my eyes is jealous of the other for the beauty it beholds..."

when I was "available" the one that always worked for me was

"Hi, Im shannon....wanna fuck?"

"A male blood fluke spends its life of constant intercourse lodged in a groove along the front of the canoe-shaped female."

if i told you, you have a hot body, would you hold it against me?

Hi.... you'll do.

Ever since I first heard it, I always wanted to use:

"Hi, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

Heard it from my wife one night when we were talking about funny pickup lines, so I never got the chance. :)

i've seen my mate use this one...

*walks up & checks the tag on a chicks shirt*

she asks:
"what are you doin"

he replies:
"checking to see if you were made in heaven"

i also found this one on the net 2day...

"hello sweet lady, ive got something stuck in my teeth, may i please use your clitoris as a toothpick ?"

crude. i know. but kinda funny.

You wanna get laid?

Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.

"I have a knife, head for the door, no sudden moves"

But then again, I've always been a romantic.

*if* i would ever need a pick up line again (hope i never do!),
it might be something like,
"ok, you're not entirely ugly, so are you rich & can you cook?"

But they're so cute!
http://biology.nebrwesleyan.edu/cour...oma_wm_25X.jpg

If I could be anything, I'd be your bathwater.

Weren't you the girl who stole my orange crayon in third grade?

I've got a tongue like an electric eel on coke, and I can hold my breath for a loooooooong time.