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Whats your favorite chatup "line"
"Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night." :crazy:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." :icare: "Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?" :cool: Those are some of my favorites that is IF I ever decided to frequent chat rooms; **cough cough** :thumbsup: |
/me thinks he'll let somebody else do the "gag me with a spoon" thing...
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
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your daddy must've been an astronaut,cuz you have stars in your eyes.
*fuckin' sad* |
Ask me if you ever need to soften your stools.
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"wanna see my etchings?"
it worked IRL...honest to rudy... |
Let's play Pearl Harbor; I'll lie back, and you'll blow the fuck out of me.
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Me: Did it hurt?
You: What? Me: When you fell from heaven? |
I actually heard this one again on the Family Guy tonight. Someone used it on me once and I laughed so hard I cried. Never talked to that guy again.
"You must have a powerful magnetic force, cause you're attracting my Buns of Steel from all the way over there!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :rolleyes: |
i've posted this around here before, but here goes again:
"each of my eyes is jealous of the other for the beauty it beholds..." |
when I was "available" the one that always worked for me was
"Hi, Im shannon....wanna fuck?" |
"A male blood fluke spends its life of constant intercourse lodged in a groove along the front of the canoe-shaped female."
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if i told you, you have a hot body, would you hold it against me?
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Hi.... you'll do.
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Ever since I first heard it, I always wanted to use:
"Hi, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" Heard it from my wife one night when we were talking about funny pickup lines, so I never got the chance. :) |
i've seen my mate use this one...
*walks up & checks the tag on a chicks shirt* she asks: "what are you doin" he replies: "checking to see if you were made in heaven" |
i also found this one on the net 2day...
"hello sweet lady, ive got something stuck in my teeth, may i please use your clitoris as a toothpick ?" crude. i know. but kinda funny. |
You wanna get laid?
Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait. |
"I have a knife, head for the door, no sudden moves"
But then again, I've always been a romantic. |
*if* i would ever need a pick up line again (hope i never do!),
it might be something like, "ok, you're not entirely ugly, so are you rich & can you cook?" |
Quote:
http://biology.nebrwesleyan.edu/cour...oma_wm_25X.jpg |
If I could be anything, I'd be your bathwater.
Weren't you the girl who stole my orange crayon in third grade? I've got a tongue like an electric eel on coke, and I can hold my breath for a loooooooong time. |
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