lindalove

Got any funny names for the penis?

Willy the One-eyed weasel
Purple-headed yogurt slinger

Whatcha got?

Johnny Pyro

Betty.........its a girl.

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optik_nerve

How about Penis?

That sounds pretty funny.

RMMsGirl

I call my ex's Henry.

optik_nerve

I just thought of another one.

Pork-sword.

bernadette

this thread is so damned cute.

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Fremen

I always called it a pickle as a kid.
My friend's little boy calls his a "jigger".

Now, I call mine long-distance.

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shesus

This is so funny.

I dated a guy who I nicknamed pencil-dick (never to his face though) I'm not that mean.

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Charlatan

I've never had a pet name for my penis... and I don't think my wife ever given it a name either.

That would be weird.

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Redlemon

Agreed. I also haven't given names to my right eyeball or my left foot. It's just part of my body.

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drewpy

RMMsGirl - are you one of my exes? Mine is Henry ... what a small world ... (pun intended)

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ObieX

various things that end in -dangle
man-dangle
wang-dangle
etc


poon-jabber

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ShaniFaye

I call dave's my Pony Penis

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Napoleon

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uncle phil

hehe...wanna see my one-eared elephant?

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wdevauld

One eyed trowser snake

Vein Ladden Meat Pipe

Purple Headed Warrior

Crackers (No, I won't kick you outta bed for eating Crackers)

Skin Flute

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noodle

I used to laugh my fool head off whenever me ex talked about his "wang".
At the time, I called it... Mine.

His roommate referred to his penis as his "crank". Always knew that guy was a little (lot) odd.

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Oscar

My baloney has a first name
it's O.S.C.A.R.
my baloney has a second name
it's T.A.Y.L.O.R.
I like to beat it every day
and if you ask me why I'll say
'cause Oscar Taylor has a way
with V.A.G.I.N.A.

Doesn't quite fit the rhyme scheme, but it's close.

bparker805

single barrel beaver hunter

Blackthorn

Russel the Wonder Muscle

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