Funny names for the penis... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

lindalove · 07-28-2005, 08:55 PM

Got any funny names for the penis?

Willy the One-eyed weasel
Purple-headed yogurt slinger

Whatcha got?

Johnny Pyro · 07-28-2005, 09:15 PM

Betty.........its a girl.

optik_nerve · 07-28-2005, 09:35 PM

How about Penis?

That sounds pretty funny.

RMMsGirl · 07-28-2005, 09:36 PM

I call my ex's Henry.

optik_nerve · 07-28-2005, 09:50 PM

I just thought of another one.

Pork-sword.

bernadette · 07-28-2005, 09:56 PM

this thread is so damned cute.

Fremen · 07-28-2005, 11:25 PM

I always called it a pickle as a kid.
My friend's little boy calls his a "jigger".

Now, I call mine long-distance.

shesus · 07-29-2005, 08:49 AM

This is so funny.

I dated a guy who I nicknamed pencil-dick (never to his face though) I'm not that mean.

Charlatan · 07-29-2005, 08:54 AM

I've never had a pet name for my penis... and I don't think my wife ever given it a name either.

That would be weird.

Redlemon · 07-29-2005, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

I've never had a pet name for my penis... and I don't think my wife ever given it a name either.

That would be weird.

Agreed. I also haven't given names to my right eyeball or my left foot. It's just part of my body.

drewpy · 07-29-2005, 10:36 AM

RMMsGirl - are you one of my exes? Mine is Henry ... what a small world ... (pun intended)

ObieX · 07-29-2005, 11:06 AM

various things that end in -dangle
man-dangle
wang-dangle
etc

poon-jabber

ShaniFaye · 07-29-2005, 11:07 AM

I call dave's my Pony Penis

Gatorade Frost · 07-29-2005, 11:11 AM

Napoleon

uncle phil · 07-29-2005, 01:37 PM

hehe...wanna see my one-eared elephant?

wdevauld · 07-29-2005, 01:55 PM

One eyed trowser snake

Vein Ladden Meat Pipe

Purple Headed Warrior

Crackers (No, I won't kick you outta bed for eating Crackers)

Skin Flute

noodle · 07-29-2005, 09:29 PM

I used to laugh my fool head off whenever me ex talked about his "wang".
At the time, I called it... Mine.

His roommate referred to his penis as his "crank". Always knew that guy was a little (lot) odd.

Coppertop · 08-07-2005, 08:45 AM

Oscar

My baloney has a first name
it's O.S.C.A.R.
my baloney has a second name
it's T.A.Y.L.O.R.
I like to beat it every day
and if you ask me why I'll say
'cause Oscar Taylor has a way
with V.A.G.I.N.A.

Doesn't quite fit the rhyme scheme, but it's close.

bparker805 · 08-07-2005, 10:22 AM

single barrel beaver hunter

Blackthorn · 08-07-2005, 10:46 AM

Russel the Wonder Muscle

07-28-2005, 08:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
lindalove Registered User	Funny names for the penis... Got any funny names for the penis? Willy the One-eyed weasel Purple-headed yogurt slinger Whatcha got?

07-28-2005, 09:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Betty.........its a girl. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

07-28-2005, 09:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	this thread is so damned cute. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-28-2005, 11:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I always called it a pickle as a kid. My friend's little boy calls his a "jigger". Now, I call mine long-distance. __________________ Google

07-29-2005, 08:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	This is so funny. I dated a guy who I nicknamed pencil-dick (never to his face though) I'm not that mean. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

07-28-2005, 09:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	How about Penis? That sounds pretty funny.

07-28-2005, 09:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
RMMsGirl Tilted Location: Bakersfield, Ca	I call my ex's Henry.

07-28-2005, 09:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	I just thought of another one. Pork-sword.

07-29-2005, 08:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I've never had a pet name for my penis... and I don't think my wife ever given it a name either. That would be weird. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-29-2005, 10:36 AM	#11 (permalink)
drewpy Crazy Location: Chicago-ish	RMMsGirl - are you one of my exes? Mine is Henry ... what a small world ... (pun intended) __________________ "Once made equal to a man, woman becomes his superior." Socrates

07-29-2005, 11:06 AM	#12 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	various things that end in -dangle man-dangle wang-dangle etc poon-jabber __________________ We Must Dissent.

07-29-2005, 11:07 AM	#13 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I call dave's my Pony Penis __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

07-29-2005, 11:11 AM	#14 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	Napoleon __________________ I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips

07-29-2005, 01:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hehe...wanna see my one-eared elephant? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-29-2005, 01:55 PM	#16 (permalink)
wdevauld Tilted Location: Calgary, AB	One eyed trowser snake Vein Ladden Meat Pipe Purple Headed Warrior Crackers (No, I won't kick you outta bed for eating Crackers) Skin Flute __________________ As soon as you stop living, you start dying....

08-07-2005, 10:22 AM	#19 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	single barrel beaver hunter

08-07-2005, 08:45 AM	#18 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Oscar My baloney has a first name it's O.S.C.A.R. my baloney has a second name it's T.A.Y.L.O.R. I like to beat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say 'cause Oscar Taylor has a way with V.A.G.I.N.A. Doesn't quite fit the rhyme scheme, but it's close.

08-07-2005, 10:46 AM	#20 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Russel the Wonder Muscle __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?