Oscar
My baloney has a first name
it's O.S.C.A.R.
my baloney has a second name
it's T.A.Y.L.O.R.
I like to beat it every day
and if you ask me why I'll say
'cause Oscar Taylor has a way
with V.A.G.I.N.A.
Doesn't quite fit the rhyme scheme, but it's close.
