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Funny names for the penis...
Got any funny names for the penis?
Willy the One-eyed weasel Purple-headed yogurt slinger Whatcha got? |
Betty.........its a girl. :D
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How about Penis?
That sounds pretty funny. |
I call my ex's Henry.
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I just thought of another one.
Pork-sword. |
this thread is so damned cute.
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I always called it a pickle as a kid.
My friend's little boy calls his a "jigger". Now, I call mine long-distance. ;) |
This is so funny.
I dated a guy who I nicknamed pencil-dick (never to his face though) I'm not that mean. |
I've never had a pet name for my penis... and I don't think my wife ever given it a name either.
That would be weird. |
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RMMsGirl - are you one of my exes? Mine is Henry ... what a small world ... (pun intended)
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various things that end in -dangle
man-dangle wang-dangle etc poon-jabber |
I call dave's my Pony Penis :lol:
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Napoleon :hmm:
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hehe...wanna see my one-eared elephant?
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One eyed trowser snake
Vein Ladden Meat Pipe Purple Headed Warrior Crackers (No, I won't kick you outta bed for eating Crackers) Skin Flute |
I used to laugh my fool head off whenever me ex talked about his "wang".
At the time, I called it... Mine. His roommate referred to his penis as his "crank". Always knew that guy was a little (lot) odd. |
Oscar
My baloney has a first name it's O.S.C.A.R. my baloney has a second name it's T.A.Y.L.O.R. I like to beat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say 'cause Oscar Taylor has a way with V.A.G.I.N.A. Doesn't quite fit the rhyme scheme, but it's close. :D |
single barrel beaver hunter
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Russel the Wonder Muscle :D
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