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Old 02-28-2005, 10:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hot French Newscaster!!!

Didn't know which forum to post this in. Mods please move it if there's a more appropriate place for this topic.

http://cybersix.dyndns.org/Presentat...u/Galerie1.htm
http://cybersix.dyndns.org/Presentat...u/Galerie2.htm
http://cybersix.dyndns.org/Presentat...u/Galerie3.htm
http://cybersix.dyndns.org/Presentat...u/Galerie4.htm
http://cybersix.dyndns.org/Presentat...u/Galerie5.htm


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If I understood French, I'd be watching her newscast everyday.
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Old 02-28-2005, 10:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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I like nonsense like this.
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Old 02-28-2005, 02:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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She's cute enough, I guess. She's no Soledad O'Brien.
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Old 02-28-2005, 02:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I think she needs a few extra sammiches at lunchtime
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Old 02-28-2005, 03:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Three thumbs up :P
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Old 02-28-2005, 04:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I think she needs a few extra sammiches at lunchtime
You said it! However...

In other news, millions of dead kittens have been turning up in the byways of France. Divine retribution for mass <i>faupage</i> (That's pronounced faw-pazh) is the likely explanation of this latest atrocity by the deity. In a frantic bid to resolve this crisis, a certain French TV newscaster has taken to wearing a burkha while on air, and this seems to have done some good for the cat population of France. However, mass deportation of Frances Feline inhabitants are underway (despite the furious protests of one Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O'Mally, the only sitting Cat member of parliament), and it is expected that the burkha affair will not last long. (*drool*)
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Old 02-28-2005, 11:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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She's gorgeous... <3
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
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See, not every stunningly gorgeous women is a pornstar. Damn she's fine, I could watch the news all day if I lived in France. Of course, if i lived in france I'd probably have to kick my own ass for living in france...
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:58 AM   #9 (permalink)
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If I understood French, I'd be watching her newscast everyday
Hell, I don't understand a word of it, but I would still watch her newscast
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Old 03-01-2005, 12:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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...and she has a sexy French accent too!
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Old 03-01-2005, 12:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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She pleases me. Have her bathed and brought to my tent.
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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...being French, she isn't going to like the bathing... but I'm sure something can be arranged.
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Old 03-01-2005, 02:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
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See, not every stunningly gorgeous women is a pornstar.
That ought to be against the law. I am going to write my congressman right now.

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She pleases me. Have her bathed and brought to my tent.
Right away, your Beefiness!

Come, woman, Effendi wants you freshened and ready for his presence. I, myself, will attend you in your bath.
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Old 03-01-2005, 02:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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I'm sorry, <b>ratbastid</b>, there is absolutely no comparison.

Soledad O'Brien (Your pick)


Mélissa Theuriau
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, <b>ratbastid</b>, there is absolutely no comparison.

Soledad O'Brien (Your pick) or
Mélissa Theuriau
Can I have them Both?
I'd buy That for a dollar!
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:15 PM   #16 (permalink)
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hehe she's reporting whats going on in my pants looking at her pics
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:53 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Oh man, and we're stuck with crusty old guys like Dan Rather, Ed Bradley, and waaay too many others. Forget 'experianced newcasters', give me eye-candy like HER and I'll be the most up-to-date person on the planet... along with every other (straight) guy on the planet.
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Old 03-02-2005, 03:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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This is why cable and local news shows blow national news out of the water. That is one fine looking woman, though I am apreciating her beauty in a purely aesthetic sense.
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Old 03-02-2005, 03:31 PM   #19 (permalink)
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OMG any video clips of this fine lady?
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Old 03-02-2005, 05:06 PM   #21 (permalink)
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the fuckin' splckman comes through...........nicely done my friend


she is a very good looking woman i hafta say..........

(hey Top.....i'd buy that for a dollar as well).........
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:20 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I forgot to post the videos, but looks like somebody beat me to it. Those vids make her even hotter.
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:28 PM   #23 (permalink)
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...being French, she isn't going to like the bathing... but I'm sure something can be arranged.



Gotta love ragging on the French!!
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:40 PM   #24 (permalink)
 
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I get only audio when playing with Windows Media Player, Real Player, or Quicktime.
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Old 03-03-2005, 03:27 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I get only audio when playing with Windows Media Player, Real Player, or Quicktime.
Try DivX
You can get it here.
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Old 03-03-2005, 08:27 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Nice profiles...er profile. (fourth pic)
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Old 03-03-2005, 08:34 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, <b>ratbastid</b>, there is absolutely no comparison.
I'm with ratbastid, Mélissa is a hottie, but there's something about Soledad...
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:01 PM   #28 (permalink)
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The states need newscasters like her
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