Tophat665

You said it! However...

In other news, millions of dead kittens have been turning up in the byways of France. Divine retribution for mass <i>faupage</i> (That's pronounced faw-pazh) is the likely explanation of this latest atrocity by the deity. In a frantic bid to resolve this crisis, a certain French TV newscaster has taken to wearing a burkha while on air, and this seems to have done some good for the cat population of France. However, mass deportation of Frances Feline inhabitants are underway (despite the furious protests of one Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O'Mally, the only sitting Cat member of parliament), and it is expected that the burkha affair will not last long. (*drool*)

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