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Hot French Newscaster!!!

I like nonsense like this.

She's cute enough, I guess. She's no Soledad O'Brien.

I think she needs a few extra sammiches at lunchtime :)

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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

I think she needs a few extra sammiches at lunchtime :)

You said it! However...

In other news, millions of dead kittens have been turning up in the byways of France. Divine retribution for mass faupage (That's pronounced faw-pazh) is the likely explanation of this latest atrocity by the deity. In a frantic bid to resolve this crisis, a certain French TV newscaster has taken to wearing a burkha while on air, and this seems to have done some good for the cat population of France. However, mass deportation of Frances Feline inhabitants are underway (despite the furious protests of one Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O'Mally, the only sitting Cat member of parliament), and it is expected that the burkha affair will not last long. (*drool*)

She's gorgeous... <3

See, not every stunningly gorgeous women is a pornstar. Damn she's fine, I could watch the news all day if I lived in France. Of course, if i lived in france I'd probably have to kick my own ass for living in france...

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If I understood French, I'd be watching her newscast everyday

Hell, I don't understand a word of it, but I would still watch her newscast

...and she has a sexy French accent too!

She pleases me. Have her bathed and brought to my tent.

...being French, she isn't going to like the bathing... but I'm sure something can be arranged.

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Originally Posted by spived2

See, not every stunningly gorgeous women is a pornstar.

That ought to be against the law. I am going to write my congressman right now.

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Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

She pleases me. Have her bathed and brought to my tent.

Right away, your Beefiness!

Come, woman, Effendi wants you freshened and ready for his presence. I, myself, will attend you in your bath.

I'm sorry, ratbastid, there is absolutely no comparison.

Soledad O'Brien (Your pick)
http://www.viagra-cialis.net/news/img/djg_p.jpg

Mélissa Theuriau
http://cybersix.dyndns.org/Presentat...uriau-0243.jpg

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Originally Posted by Sticky

I'm sorry, ratbastid, there is absolutely no comparison.

Soledad O'Brien (Your pick) or
Mélissa Theuriau

Can I have them Both?
I'd buy That for a dollar!

http://cybersix.dyndns.org/Presentat...uriau-0243.jpg

hehe she's reporting whats going on in my pants looking at her pics

Oh man, and we're stuck with crusty old guys like Dan Rather, Ed Bradley, and waaay too many others. Forget 'experianced newcasters', give me eye-candy like HER and I'll be the most up-to-date person on the planet... along with every other (straight) guy on the planet.

This is why cable and local news shows blow national news out of the water. That is one fine looking woman, though I am apreciating her beauty in a purely aesthetic sense.

OMG any video clips of this fine lady?

I forgot to post the videos, but looks like somebody beat me to it. Those vids make her even hotter.

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

...being French, she isn't going to like the bathing... but I'm sure something can be arranged.

:lol:

Gotta love ragging on the French!!

I get only audio when playing with Windows Media Player, Real Player, or Quicktime.

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Originally Posted by Sticky

I get only audio when playing with Windows Media Player, Real Player, or Quicktime.

Try DivX
You can get it here.

Nice profiles...er profile. (fourth pic)

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Originally Posted by Sticky

I'm sorry, ratbastid, there is absolutely no comparison.

I'm with ratbastid, Mélissa is a hottie, but there's something about Soledad...

The states need newscasters like her ;)