cheezhead

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

72 years old for me.

SaltPork

67 for me...I'll miss you guys.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

krwlz

Seems kind of bogus, but I am supposed to die at 66 from a heart attack.

Leander

I'm going to die 3/29/2034 at the ripe old age of 63. I always knew I'd never get Social Security.

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Just me and God, watching Scotty die..

iRtehCrispeh

47

cheese

w00t 57 probbaly from cancer


i am a pack a day smoker...image cancer wo whould of thunk

bundy

Dec 19 2055 - at 75.

30% cancer.
14% alcoholism.
8% alien abduction.

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Ohayo!!!

spectre

March 23, 2005
at the age of 23 years old.

Hmm...I don't drink, I don't do drugs, and I'm gonna die in two years. Whatever.

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"Fuck these chains
No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head

noodle

64 years old.

meanSpleen

September 28, 2060
at the age of 79 years old.
Heart Attack (37%)
Cancer (26%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (6%)

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duckduck

December 2, 2052
at the age of 70 years old.

Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Well, at least there's something to look forward to

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Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

manalone

December 12, 2042
at the age of 61 years old.
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Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Suicide (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

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Man Alone
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

Junchbailey

Feb 13, 2040 at 59.

Heart Attack 26%
Cancer 25%
Drowning 8%
Alien Abduction? 7%
Homicide 7%

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Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

myMHz

April 12, 2031
at the age of 76 years old.

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"The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."

qpid

March 15, 2055
at the age of 73 years old.

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My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme
Join the Revolution!

Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

Tophat665

56. Prob'ly cancer. I'll have to work on getting my blood pressure up.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Sun Tzu

Age 61

I hate these things. I hope Im crushed by a meteor instead. Thats right after I upload my memory onto the net.

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To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking

uncle phil

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)

jeebus, what kind of mischief can i get into between now and then?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ghostbuster

87

gonadman

I'll live to 73...but I won't enjoy it...

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For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path that may have heart. There I travel, and the only worthwhile challenge is to traverse its full length. And there I travel, looking, looking, ...breathlessly.
-Carlos Castaneda

grumpyolddude

July, 17,2030.
You're all invited to join me.

Grumpy
Old
Dude

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

Frowning Budah

Well the bad news is I am only expected to live till i'm 66. The good news is I have a real good chance of going by Auto-Fellatio.
Actually people in my family usually live to a ripe old age and that wasn't one of the questions they asked.

urgodhere

April 1st 2054 at the ripe old age of 71. Cancer sux

bones85

August 27, 2058
at the age of 73 years old.
18% chance of cancer

onodrim

Alright, I still have a while left.

May 6, 2058
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

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"The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides"
-Carl Sagan

Mango

84.

Meridae'n

I'm getting to 84. August 14, 2061 is my wind-up date, most likely from heart attack, although i'm an outside chance for a auto-fellatio related death. Fingers crossed.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Fly

62 in 2031

fuck that.........

i'm never gonna die.

they keep blowin' me up and i keep comin' back.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

buffto

February 22, 2066
at the age of 81 years old.

51% cancer

bender

75.....ha ha ha !!
I'll get to be old and a drain on the health care system

vermin

September 28, 2023 at 56 years old, cancer or heartattack or alcoholism or drowning.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Midlandmadman

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 1, 2050
at the age of 84 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

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Its good to be back.

troit

April 1, 2055
at the age of 84 years old.


Guess I still have a few good years ahead of me...

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I've yet to dephile myself...

Troublebot

Spectre, I think they're looking at the fact that you are the Juggernaut. You'll probably die from X-men related injuries.

BTWecember 3, 2037
at the age of 67 years old.

Cool. I have a few years.

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Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

anleja

71, on feb 12, 2050. Longer than I thought...

John_Gault

I'm only gonna make it to 59.

That sounds about right.

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The battle against abject stupidity cannot be fought with reason.

I am Head inquisitor in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does... Join the Revolution!

riptide4070

69 years for me. That sounds like some kind of sexual innuendo.....

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"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

sierra2774

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 4, 2053
at the age of 79 years old.


That is nice to know..

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"Every tomorrow brings new opportunities, challenges we must address...A chance to affirm all our wishes and dreams, to seek beauty and true happiness."

DEI37

They are calling it curtains for me at 55. For some reason, that doesn't seem too far off to me.

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Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

Double D

August 26, 2018 at age 58, of cancer or heart disease. At least I won't be old & wrinkley.