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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)
jeebus, what kind of mischief can i get into between now and then?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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