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Deathtest
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67 for me...I'll miss you guys.
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Seems kind of bogus, but I am supposed to die at 66 from a heart attack.
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I'm going to die 3/29/2034 at the ripe old age of 63. I always knew I'd never get Social Security.
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47:(
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w00t 57 probbaly from cancer
i am a pack a day smoker...image cancer wo whould of thunk |
Dec 19 2055 - at 75.
30% cancer. 14% alcoholism. 8% alien abduction. |
March 23, 2005
at the age of 23 years old. Hmm...I don't drink, I don't do drugs, and I'm gonna die in two years. Whatever. :rolleyes: |
64 years old.
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September 28, 2060
at the age of 79 years old. Heart Attack (37%) Cancer (26%) Homicide (8%) Suicide (6%) |
December 2, 2052
at the age of 70 years old. Cancer (26%) Alien Abduction (10%) Heart Attack (8%) Drowning (8%) Alcoholism (6%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Homicide (5%) Horrible Accident (5%) Well, at least there's something to look forward to ;) |
December 12, 2042
at the age of 61 years old. <HR> Heart Attack (24%) Cancer (19%) Auto-Fellatio (11%) Suicide (8%) Alcoholism (7%) Alien Abduction (6%) Horrible Accident (5%) |
Feb 13, 2040 at 59.
Heart Attack 26% Cancer 25% Drowning 8% Alien Abduction? 7% Homicide 7% |
April 12, 2031
at the age of 76 years old. |
March 15, 2055
at the age of 73 years old. |
56. Prob'ly cancer. I'll have to work on getting my blood pressure up.
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Age 61
I hate these things. I hope Im crushed by a meteor instead. Thats right after I upload my memory onto the net. |
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (31%) Cancer (17%) Alcoholism (7%) Auto-Fellatio (7%) Homicide (6%) Suicide (5%) Loneliness (5%) Drowning (5%) jeebus, what kind of mischief can i get into between now and then? |
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I'll live to 73...but I won't enjoy it...
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July, 17,2030.
You're all invited to join me. Grumpy Old Dude |
Well the bad news is I am only expected to live till i'm 66. The good news is I have a real good chance of going by Auto-Fellatio.
Actually people in my family usually live to a ripe old age and that wasn't one of the questions they asked. |
April 1st 2054 at the ripe old age of 71. Cancer sux
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August 27, 2058
at the age of 73 years old. 18% chance of cancer |
Alright, I still have a while left. :p
May 6, 2058 at the age of 74 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (22%) Electrolysis (13%) Heart Attack (11%) Homicide (7%) Alien Abduction (7%) Alcoholism (6%) Suicide (5%) Contagious Disease (5%) |
84.
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I'm getting to 84. August 14, 2061 is my wind-up date, most likely from heart attack, although i'm an outside chance for a auto-fellatio related death. Fingers crossed.
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62 in 2031
fuck that......... i'm never gonna die. they keep blowin' me up and i keep comin' back. |
February 22, 2066
at the age of 81 years old. 51% cancer |
75.....ha ha ha !!
I'll get to be old and a drain on the health care system |
September 28, 2023 at 56 years old, cancer or heartattack or alcoholism or drowning.
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 1, 2050 at the age of 84 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (17%) Electrolysis (10%) Alcoholism (9%) Public Execution In a Third World Country (8%) Alien Abduction (6%) Heart Attack (6%) Horrible Accident (6%) |
April 1, 2055
at the age of 84 years old. Guess I still have a few good years ahead of me... ;) |
Quote:
BTW:December 3, 2037 at the age of 67 years old. Cool. I have a few years. |
71, on feb 12, 2050. Longer than I thought...
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I'm only gonna make it to 59.
That sounds about right. |
69 years for me. That sounds like some kind of sexual innuendo.....
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 4, 2053 at the age of 79 years old. That is nice to know.. |
They are calling it curtains for me at 55. For some reason, that doesn't seem too far off to me.
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August 26, 2018 at age 58, of cancer or heart disease. At least I won't be old & wrinkley.
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