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cheezhead 05-23-2003 07:23 PM

Deathtest
 
http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

72 years old for me.

SaltPork 05-23-2003 07:27 PM

67 for me...I'll miss you guys.

krwlz 05-23-2003 07:31 PM

Seems kind of bogus, but I am supposed to die at 66 from a heart attack.

Leander 05-23-2003 07:43 PM

I'm going to die 3/29/2034 at the ripe old age of 63. I always knew I'd never get Social Security.

iRtehCrispeh 05-23-2003 09:20 PM

47:(

cheese 05-23-2003 09:25 PM

w00t 57 probbaly from cancer


i am a pack a day smoker...image cancer wo whould of thunk

bundy 05-23-2003 11:54 PM

Dec 19 2055 - at 75.

30% cancer.
14% alcoholism.
8% alien abduction.

spectre 05-24-2003 12:05 AM

March 23, 2005
at the age of 23 years old.

Hmm...I don't drink, I don't do drugs, and I'm gonna die in two years. Whatever. :rolleyes:

05-24-2003 12:19 AM

64 years old.

meanSpleen 05-24-2003 12:23 AM

September 28, 2060
at the age of 79 years old.
Heart Attack (37%)
Cancer (26%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (6%)

duckduck 05-24-2003 01:02 AM

December 2, 2052
at the age of 70 years old.

Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Well, at least there's something to look forward to ;)

manalone 05-24-2003 01:20 AM

December 12, 2042
at the age of 61 years old.
<HR>
Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Suicide (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Junchbailey 05-24-2003 06:32 AM

Feb 13, 2040 at 59.

Heart Attack 26%
Cancer 25%
Drowning 8%
Alien Abduction? 7%
Homicide 7%

myMHz 05-24-2003 06:47 AM

April 12, 2031
at the age of 76 years old.

qpid 05-24-2003 07:41 AM

March 15, 2055
at the age of 73 years old.

Tophat665 05-24-2003 09:28 AM

56. Prob'ly cancer. I'll have to work on getting my blood pressure up.

Sun Tzu 05-24-2003 12:35 PM

Age 61

I hate these things. I hope Im crushed by a meteor instead. Thats right after I upload my memory onto the net.

uncle phil 05-24-2003 12:45 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)

jeebus, what kind of mischief can i get into between now and then?

ghostbuster 05-24-2003 03:50 PM

87

gonadman 05-24-2003 06:41 PM

I'll live to 73...but I won't enjoy it...

grumpyolddude 05-25-2003 12:04 PM

July, 17,2030.
You're all invited to join me.

Grumpy
Old
Dude

Frowning Budah 05-25-2003 02:24 PM

Well the bad news is I am only expected to live till i'm 66. The good news is I have a real good chance of going by Auto-Fellatio.
Actually people in my family usually live to a ripe old age and that wasn't one of the questions they asked.

urgodhere 05-25-2003 03:16 PM

April 1st 2054 at the ripe old age of 71. Cancer sux

bones85 05-25-2003 04:52 PM

August 27, 2058
at the age of 73 years old.
18% chance of cancer

onodrim 05-25-2003 06:58 PM

Alright, I still have a while left. :p

May 6, 2058
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Mango 05-25-2003 07:05 PM

84.

Meridae'n 05-25-2003 08:35 PM

I'm getting to 84. August 14, 2061 is my wind-up date, most likely from heart attack, although i'm an outside chance for a auto-fellatio related death. Fingers crossed.

Fly 05-26-2003 05:28 AM

62 in 2031

fuck that.........

i'm never gonna die.

they keep blowin' me up and i keep comin' back.

buffto 05-26-2003 11:47 AM

February 22, 2066
at the age of 81 years old.

51% cancer

bender 05-26-2003 01:46 PM

75.....ha ha ha !!
I'll get to be old and a drain on the health care system

vermin 05-26-2003 10:32 PM

September 28, 2023 at 56 years old, cancer or heartattack or alcoholism or drowning.

Midlandmadman 05-27-2003 06:45 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 1, 2050
at the age of 84 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

troit 05-27-2003 06:59 AM

April 1, 2055
at the age of 84 years old.


Guess I still have a few good years ahead of me... ;)

Troublebot 05-27-2003 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spectre
March 23, 2005
at the age of 23 years old.

Hmm...I don't drink, I don't do drugs, and I'm gonna die in two years. Whatever. :rolleyes:

Spectre, I think they're looking at the fact that you are the Juggernaut. You'll probably die from X-men related injuries.:D

BTW:December 3, 2037
at the age of 67 years old.

Cool. I have a few years.

anleja 05-27-2003 03:21 PM

71, on feb 12, 2050. Longer than I thought...

John_Gault 05-27-2003 03:38 PM

I'm only gonna make it to 59.

That sounds about right.

riptide4070 05-27-2003 05:10 PM

69 years for me. That sounds like some kind of sexual innuendo.....

sierra2774 05-27-2003 05:28 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 4, 2053
at the age of 79 years old.


That is nice to know..

DEI37 05-27-2003 05:34 PM

They are calling it curtains for me at 55. For some reason, that doesn't seem too far off to me.

Double D 05-27-2003 05:51 PM

August 26, 2018 at age 58, of cancer or heart disease. At least I won't be old & wrinkley.


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