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December 12, 2042
at the age of 61 years old.
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Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Suicide (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
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Man Alone
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.
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