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Old 10-16-2009, 03:27 AM   #2641 (permalink)
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Karma's a fucking bitch.
Just ask that fucking Conniving Cunt.
Sucks to sleep alone doesn't it, you fucking bitch...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You shall reap what you fucking sow...
and when you sow Crazy that well, you're fucked.
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Old 10-16-2009, 04:48 AM   #2642 (permalink)
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

"Um, can I get a nicklebag."

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.
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Old 10-16-2009, 04:50 AM   #2643 (permalink)
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I fucking love Kevin Smith.
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:08 AM   #2644 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2009, 05:21 PM   #2645 (permalink)
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fuck stupid boys.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-19-2009, 04:08 AM   #2646 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2009, 04:36 AM   #2647 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2009, 06:07 AM   #2648 (permalink)
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thirdsun is fucking right, FUCK MONDAYS!
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-19-2009, 06:34 AM   #2649 (permalink)
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I am so fucking tired I wouldn't even be a good fuck right now.
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:33 AM   #2650 (permalink)
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Fuck Work.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:54 AM   #2651 (permalink)
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Fuck. My head hurts.
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:55 AM   #2652 (permalink)
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Fuck Work.
Afuckingmen. Absofuckingloutely. You said a fucking mouthful and hit the nail on the fucking head.
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Old 10-19-2009, 11:23 AM   #2653 (permalink)
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It's a fucking shame that I'm glad to be at work....
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She probably tastes like cheap beer and smells like a jockstrap.
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Old 10-19-2009, 11:52 AM   #2654 (permalink)
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Afuckingmen. Absofuckingloutely. You said a fucking mouthful and hit the nail on the fucking head.
I am a man of few fucking words. Actually, I'm a man of many fucking words, but most of them are the word FUCK.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-19-2009, 06:15 PM   #2655 (permalink)
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fuck you Eden.....get in line pal.........




Fuck is my word you fucker.......
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Old 10-19-2009, 06:42 PM   #2656 (permalink)
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fuck you Eden.....get in line pal.........




Fuck is my word you fucker.......
Fly, I claim FUCK and there ain't a fucking thing you can do about it!

Fucking come on rooferman, you bring the smoke and I'll bring the fucking wobbly-pops and we party til the last fucking man is standing. The winner fucking gets the use of the word fuck!
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Old 10-19-2009, 06:56 PM   #2657 (permalink)
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I almost fucking forgot how much I fucking love Juliana Hatfield. She's fucking awesome.
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:58 AM   #2658 (permalink)
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If I may interject... um, Eden, Fly would be the last fucker standing.

Carry on...
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-20-2009, 03:13 AM   #2659 (permalink)
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fucking rights i would..........this fucker don't fuck around......




but i will fuckin' take Eden up on the fucking party front........let's do it fucker.
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Old 10-20-2009, 03:17 AM   #2660 (permalink)
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Not that I have any doubts that Eden could totally hold his own and then some with some of the Forum Fuckers, but in this case... yeah, Fly would be the last fucker standing.
I wouldn't mind watching Eden v. Tully or Fugly v. Hobbit... that fucking contest would rawk!

Ack... I think I'm procrastinating going to work, I'm supposed to be out the door in 15 minutes and I'm not out of the fucking bed or in the fucking shower yet.

damn you, fuck thread!

Oh.... and, about fucking time, Phil! Welcome fucking home.
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-20-2009, 03:23 AM   #2661 (permalink)
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fuck me; thanks, fred...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-20-2009, 04:51 AM   #2662 (permalink)
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Now, I am 135lbs of fucking pure alcohol filtration. I maybe not be to out drink people, but by fucking god I can hold my own. Anyway, if we are both fucking wasted and having a good time at the end of the night, what does it fucking matter?

Noodle, btw the way "Eden v. Tully or Fugly v. Hobbit" sounds like fucking court cases.
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:40 AM   #2663 (permalink)
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. That's all I have to say about that.
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:44 AM   #2664 (permalink)
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fucking toilet leaked, fucking dishwasher motor was hung up, two fucking outside halogens needed replacement, and i fucking fixed them all!!! now the fucking volvo has developed a fuel smell and i CAN'T fucking fix that, so into the dealer it goes to-fucking-morrow...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 10-20-2009, 12:25 PM   #2665 (permalink)
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Ohhhh, well excuuuuuuuse the fuck out of me, Mr. SmartyPants.
Eden VERSUS Tully and Fugly VERSUS The Hobbit.

Either way, it'd still be funny to watch y'all get fucked up.

Fuck stupid BOYS and their stupid behavior. Not you fuckers, of course.
RL boys. Not my fault the CC turned out to be, uhhh....
FUCKING CRAZY LIKE I TOLD YOU SHE WAS.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:46 PM   #2666 (permalink)
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Chasm fucking Cunt?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 10-20-2009, 03:17 PM   #2667 (permalink)
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CC = Conniving Cunt.
Now she's a fucking lonely cunt. lol.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 10-20-2009, 03:27 PM   #2668 (permalink)
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fuck those bitches
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-20-2009, 08:24 PM   #2669 (permalink)
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Old 10-20-2009, 09:24 PM   #2670 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:46 AM   #2671 (permalink)
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fucking dark out...
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:14 AM   #2672 (permalink)
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fuckin' rain...........
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:19 AM   #2673 (permalink)
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Fucking mornings!
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-21-2009, 05:22 AM   #2674 (permalink)
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My fucking dermatologist left me waiting in a fuckin' freezin'-cold exam room for 20 fucking minutes this morning wearing nothing but a fucking open-in-the-back exam gown and my boxers. Fucker.
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Old 10-21-2009, 06:43 AM   #2675 (permalink)
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Fuck doctors in their fucking asses with a fucking rubber glove!


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Old 10-21-2009, 07:05 AM   #2676 (permalink)
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Fuck Resumes! Fuck Job Hunting! Fuck Cover Letters! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-21-2009, 07:10 AM   #2677 (permalink)
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fuck tinychat!!!!
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 10-21-2009, 07:13 AM   #2678 (permalink)
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I agree FUCK TINYCHAT!
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:41 AM   #2679 (permalink)
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where the fuck has she been since tuesday?

fuckin' tease...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:59 AM   #2680 (permalink)
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fuckin' work sucks major ass.............fuck it!!!!!!!
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