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08-17-2009, 01:23 AM
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Location: Central Central Florida
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Are you really still talking about that fucking shit? Fucking A, man.
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08-17-2009, 04:26 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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You know on the fucking 5 o'clock news, there were reports of a seafood place getting fucking shut down for keeping a live goat in their fucking walkin cooler. That's some fucking crazy shit.
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08-17-2009, 05:04 AM
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08-17-2009, 06:27 AM
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Location: Reichstag
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So I have this fucking garbage can on the side of my fucking house, that I haven't fucking emptied in like a fucking month. Well I finnally got around to emptying the fucker and it smells so fucking bad I said the fuck with this that fucker can wait.
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08-17-2009, 07:14 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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G5_Todd fucking hell dude, if I were you, I'd switch that stinky fucking trash can out with your neigbor's trash can and let him deal with the fucking garbage. Fuck that shit.
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08-17-2009, 07:28 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Leastways you don't have a fucking skunk that does its fucking nightly commute through your fucking backyard and sprays your fucking dog.
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08-17-2009, 08:29 AM
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Location: Reichstag
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Actually tophat, I do have a fucking smelly mother fucking skunk that strolls through my fucking yard. However I dont have a fucking dog for it to fucking spray. I do say that the fucking trash can I have smells really fucking bad though. Fuck that shit lol.
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08-17-2009, 09:11 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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I had a fucking pole cat that lived near a house that I was fucking staying in when I first moved out of my fucking parents house. A fucking dumbass that lived there with me tried to shoot it with a fucking 9mm. He shot the fucking animal and then it crawled under my house and died next to the fucking central air and heating system. My house smelled like fucking dead skunk for MONTHS... fucking dumbasses.
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08-17-2009, 10:05 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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So what's the fucking problem, Todd? Throw the fucking skunk at the fucking trash can.
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08-17-2009, 12:58 PM
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Location: Reichstag
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Fuck that, I dont want to go near the fucker let alone go near that fucking garbage can.
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08-17-2009, 02:06 PM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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G5_Todd, I think you should take a fucking cue from your fucking avatar and fucking throw a huge fucking bomb at that damn thing. Fucking Death From Above!
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08-17-2009, 02:32 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Well, I think to effectively fuck-up a skunk and a garbage can, you'll need to get something really fucking special from the skunk works. It's your fucking nose, though, so don't get it out of fucking joint.
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08-17-2009, 03:12 PM
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Location: Central Central Florida
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What fucking joint? I don't see a fucking thing.
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08-17-2009, 04:07 PM
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Location: upstate
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18 fuokin' times?
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08-17-2009, 04:19 PM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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somebody fucking skipped me? fucking fucks.
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08-17-2009, 05:11 PM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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What do you expect Fly? THIS. IS. FUCKING. NONSENSE!
I couldn't fucking help myself. Fly, you fucking rock. and roll. all night long.... SWEET FUCKING SUZIE!
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08-18-2009, 06:33 AM
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Garbage talk? We need more garbage talk in this thread, and you ferret felching fish fuckers need to unfuck yourselves and let fucking loose with it.
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08-18-2009, 08:51 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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Flying feline fuckwads furiously fuck for full frontal friend fucking.
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08-18-2009, 12:08 PM
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Location: upstate
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we're still fucking for chastity...
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08-18-2009, 12:17 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Aww, phil, and here I thought we were just fucking around. (Because it would be really uncomforatble if we were fucking a square or a triangle.)
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08-18-2009, 12:23 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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08-18-2009, 01:33 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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08-18-2009, 04:35 PM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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Fucking band members, can't do it fucking right.
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08-21-2009, 05:00 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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Fucking great, I got RL friends invading my fucking forum. It's all fucking downhill from here.
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08-21-2009, 06:37 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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15 fucking cents? What a fucking bargain! That's fucking great! Or did you mean 15 fucking scents? Many of the scents engendered from fucking are less than thrilling unless one is engaged therein, so to speak.
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08-21-2009, 07:24 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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I'm fucking hungry, someone come fucking feed me!
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08-22-2009, 04:21 PM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Fucking screwdrivers, FTW motherfuckers!
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08-31-2009, 04:28 PM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Raid on the Fucking fly, we can fucking do this shit, we need ALL of the fucking wobbly pops!
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09-01-2009, 03:46 AM
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Location: upstate
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fucks sake, they aren't even cold yet...
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