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AppleSauceMcGee · 07-06-2003, 07:38 PM

i dont know if this is the right forum.. but i had to say something... i hate earwigs... they get in everything, they find a nice home and jam as many as they can into it, especially cracks.. hundreds of them... i hate them they are about the only insect i hate.. other than mosquitos... i hate them, they get everywhere here, in every crack they breed, I WANT THEM TO DIE

Spinach_Indeed · 07-06-2003, 07:52 PM

I found an Earwig in a Tub of Vasoline I open the other day. I cursed it and it's kind. I think I spit on it.

By the way, you have one of the best Nicks...EVER.

AppleSauceMcGee · 07-06-2003, 08:14 PM

i like yours too, all earwigs need to be condemed...and what is the acual name of a earwig..? pincher bug....

grumpyolddude · 07-06-2003, 08:31 PM

It's alittle known fact that earwigs first came to this country during the great European migration of the early 1900's.

A recent poll of inebriated female earwigs revealed that, when all pretentions were dropped, they overwhelmingly chose earwig #1 for their sex partner. Even among earwigs, size DOES matter.

Research shows that this is an effective deterent:

Embarassing webcam footage has cause mass suicide!

Just having some fun with it. Seriously, they are a nasty pest. Check here for some help:

www.pestproducts.com/earwigs.htm

good luck!

AppleSauceMcGee · 07-06-2003, 09:03 PM

i kill them by hand.... im not in to using chems and stuff

Angellus · 07-06-2003, 11:01 PM

I hate the little pests.

They hurt when they bite, and i just wanna smash their heads in.

platypus · 07-07-2003, 05:14 AM

Earwigs?!? I thought ear hair was considered unsightly. Who would want to wear a <b>lobe toupee</b>?

Shokan · 07-07-2003, 05:16 AM

KILL IT WITH FIRE

absorbentishe · 07-07-2003, 10:37 AM

I hate those things so much... I love to squeeze them when I catch them in my house. They seem to come from no where.

I agree with the hatered toward them. I've heard the yellow jackets will eat them? I've never seen that. I wish they would disappear...

YourNeverThere · 07-07-2003, 11:14 AM

man shokan that things nuts! i agree with the fire and the killing,

Elmo123abc · 07-07-2003, 11:26 AM

there all over here in the North East

sadistikdreams · 07-07-2003, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
i sleep with earmuffs on.

only pimps sleep with earmuffs.

or.... hamburger earmuffs *points to head*

Sion · 07-07-2003, 10:14 PM

daayyyyuuumm. and I thought cockroaches were bad.

we've got spiders by the truckload around here, so I guess thats why I've not seen any earwigs.

spiders are so fucking cool. if I was going to be an insect, it would be a spider, either a wolf spider

or a camel spider

(which of course is really a subspecies of scorpion, but what the hey) or maybe just a really fucking huge tarantula.

Reese · 07-07-2003, 11:25 PM

WTF is an earwig! I've never seen one of those insanely dangerous looking beasts!

guypunkr · 07-08-2003, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by absorbentishe
I hate those things so much... I love to squeeze them when I catch them in my house. They seem to come from no where.

I agree with the hatered toward them. I've heard the yellow jackets will eat them? I've never seen that. I wish they would disappear...

Would you rather have earwigs, or yellow jackets? I think I'd rather have earwigs...

guypunkr · 07-08-2003, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cybermike
WTF is an earwig! I've never seen one of those insanely dangerous looking beasts!

You are the official lucky bastard of the night. Good job...

lady · 07-08-2003, 04:05 AM

great. those pics just creeped me right out.... mah skin's a'crawlin'

07-06-2003, 07:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
AppleSauceMcGee Tilted Location: universe	earwigs i dont know if this is the right forum.. but i had to say something... i hate earwigs... they get in everything, they find a nice home and jam as many as they can into it, especially cracks.. hundreds of them... i hate them they are about the only insect i hate.. other than mosquitos... i hate them, they get everywhere here, in every crack they breed, I WANT THEM TO DIE __________________ "The Church says the Earth is Flat, But I know that it is Round, For I have seen the Shadow on the Moon. And I Have more faith in a shadow Than in the Church." - Ferdinand Magellan

07-06-2003, 07:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	I found an Earwig in a Tub of Vasoline I open the other day. I cursed it and it's kind. I think I spit on it. By the way, you have one of the best Nicks...EVER. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-06-2003, 08:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
AppleSauceMcGee Tilted Location: universe	i like yours too, all earwigs need to be condemed...and what is the acual name of a earwig..? pincher bug.... __________________ "The Church says the Earth is Flat, But I know that it is Round, For I have seen the Shadow on the Moon. And I Have more faith in a shadow Than in the Church." - Ferdinand Magellan

07-06-2003, 08:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	It's alittle known fact that earwigs first came to this country during the great European migration of the early 1900's. A recent poll of inebriated female earwigs revealed that, when all pretentions were dropped, they overwhelmingly chose earwig #1 for their sex partner. Even among earwigs, size DOES matter. Research shows that this is an effective deterent: Embarassing webcam footage has cause mass suicide! Just having some fun with it. Seriously, they are a nasty pest. Check here for some help: www.pestproducts.com/earwigs.htm good luck! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard Last edited by grumpyolddude; 07-06-2003 at 08:33 PM..

07-06-2003, 09:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
AppleSauceMcGee Tilted Location: universe	i kill them by hand.... im not in to using chems and stuff __________________ "The Church says the Earth is Flat, But I know that it is Round, For I have seen the Shadow on the Moon. And I Have more faith in a shadow Than in the Church." - Ferdinand Magellan

07-06-2003, 11:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Angellus Upright Location: bathurst	I hate the little pests. They hurt when they bite, and i just wanna smash their heads in. __________________ Angels are like diamonds, Rare to find and not always pure. But if you look hard enough there will be a perfect one.

07-07-2003, 05:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Earwigs?!? I thought ear hair was considered unsightly. Who would want to wear a <b>lobe toupee</b>? __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

07-07-2003, 05:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
Shokan Addict Location: Canada	KILL IT WITH FIRE __________________ Legalize it.

07-07-2003, 10:37 AM	#9 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I hate those things so much... I love to squeeze them when I catch them in my house. They seem to come from no where. I agree with the hatered toward them. I've heard the yellow jackets will eat them? I've never seen that. I wish they would disappear...

07-07-2003, 11:14 AM	#10 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	man shokan that things nuts! i agree with the fire and the killing, __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

07-07-2003, 11:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
Elmo123abc Tilted	there all over here in the North East

07-07-2003, 10:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	daayyyyuuumm. and I thought cockroaches were bad. we've got spiders by the truckload around here, so I guess thats why I've not seen any earwigs. spiders are so fucking cool. if I was going to be an insect, it would be a spider, either a wolf spider or a camel spider (which of course is really a subspecies of scorpion, but what the hey) or maybe just a really fucking huge tarantula. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

07-07-2003, 11:25 PM	#14 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	WTF is an earwig! I've never seen one of those insanely dangerous looking beasts! __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

07-08-2003, 04:05 AM	#17 (permalink)
lady Addict Location: Vancouver, BC	great. those pics just creeped me right out.... mah skin's a'crawlin' __________________ Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt.