daayyyyuuumm. and I thought cockroaches were bad.
we've got spiders by the truckload around here, so I guess thats why I've not seen any earwigs.
spiders are so fucking cool. if I was going to be an insect, it would be a spider, either a wolf spider
or a camel spider
(which of course is really a subspecies of scorpion, but what the hey) or maybe just a really fucking huge tarantula.