It's alittle known fact that earwigs first came to this country during the great European migration of the early 1900's.
A recent poll of inebriated female earwigs revealed that, when all pretentions were dropped, they overwhelmingly chose earwig #1 for their sex partner. Even among earwigs, size DOES matter.
Research shows that this is an effective deterent:
Embarassing webcam footage has cause mass suicide!
Just having some fun with it. Seriously, they are a nasty pest. Check here for some help:
www.pestproducts.com/earwigs.htm
good luck!