earwigs
 

i dont know if this is the right forum.. but i had to say something... i hate earwigs... they get in everything, they find a nice home and jam as many as they can into it, especially cracks.. hundreds of them... i hate them they are about the only insect i hate.. other than mosquitos... i hate them, they get everywhere here, in every crack they breed, I WANT THEM TO DIE

I found an Earwig in a Tub of Vasoline I open the other day. I cursed it and it's kind. I think I spit on it.

By the way, you have one of the best Nicks...EVER.

i like yours too, all earwigs need to be condemed...and what is the acual name of a earwig..? pincher bug....

It's alittle known fact that earwigs first came to this country during the great European migration of the early 1900's.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/graphics/bugear.jpg

A recent poll of inebriated female earwigs revealed that, when all pretentions were dropped, they overwhelmingly chose earwig #1 for their sex partner. Even among earwigs, size DOES matter.
http://creatures.ifas.ufl.edu/veg/forficula_tran.gif

Research shows that this is an effective deterent:
http://www.claviaryonline.com/images/camicide.jpg
Embarassing webcam footage has cause mass suicide!:)

Just having some fun with it. Seriously, they are a nasty pest. Check here for some help:

www.pestproducts.com/earwigs.htm

good luck!

i kill them by hand.... im not in to using chems and stuff

I hate the little pests.

They hurt when they bite, and i just wanna smash their heads in.

Earwigs?!? I thought ear hair was considered unsightly. Who would want to wear a <b>lobe toupee</b>?

KILL IT WITH FIRE

http://schoolipm.ifas.ufl.edu/graphics/earwig.jpg

I hate those things so much... I love to squeeze them when I catch them in my house. They seem to come from no where.

I agree with the hatered toward them. I've heard the yellow jackets will eat them? I've never seen that. I wish they would disappear...

man shokan that things nuts! i agree with the fire and the killing,

there all over here in the North East

only pimps sleep with earmuffs.


or.... hamburger earmuffs *points to head*

daayyyyuuumm. and I thought cockroaches were bad.

we've got spiders by the truckload around here, so I guess thats why I've not seen any earwigs.


spiders are so fucking cool. if I was going to be an insect, it would be a spider, either a wolf spider http://mamba.bio.uci.edu/~pjbryant/b...iders/0064.jpg or a camel spider http://wrbu.si.edu/www/stockwell/photos/solpugid1.jpg
(which of course is really a subspecies of scorpion, but what the hey) or maybe just a really fucking huge tarantula. http://www.boingdragon.com/fcpix/images/tarantula.jpg

WTF is an earwig! I've never seen one of those insanely dangerous looking beasts!

Would you rather have earwigs, or yellow jackets? I think I'd rather have earwigs...

You are the official lucky bastard of the night. Good job...

great. those pics just creeped me right out.... mah skin's a'crawlin'