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Hair of the dog......Nazareth
Heart breaker soul shaker I've been told about you Steamroller midnight shoulder What they been saying' must be true Red hot mama Down light charmer Time's come to pay your dues chorus; Now you're messin' with a Son of a bitch Now your messin' with a Son of a bitch Now your messin' with a Son of a bitch Now your messin' with a Son of a bitch Talking jiving poison ivy You ain't gonna cling to me Man taker bone faker I ain't so blind I can't see Red hot mama Down light charmer Time's come to pay your dues chorus solo chorus chorus chorus http://www.john-martin.be/img72dpi/guinness.jpg |
even though you kick the livin' shit outta me in here.......
thanks for the laughs joe.........you freakin' weirdo. |
I still owe you one on Daught.....glad you're here Paddy
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Hendrix Jimi HEY JOE lyrics
Artist: Hendrix Jimi Album: Radio One Title: HEY JOE Text: HEY JOE, WHERE YOU GOIN' WITH THAT GUN OF YOURS HEY JOE, I SAID WHERE YOU GOIN' WITH THAT GUN IN YOUR HAND I'M GOIN' DOWN TO SHOOT MY LADY YOU KNOW I CAUGHT HER MESSIN' 'ROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN YEAH, I'M GOIN' DOWN TO SHOOT MY LADY YOU KNOW I CAUGHT HER MESSIN' 'ROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN AND A THAT AIN'T COOL A HEY JOE, I SAID, I HEARD YOU SHOT YOUR MAMMA DOWN YOU SHOT HER DOWN NOW A HEY JOE, I SAID, I HEARD YOU SHOT YOUR OLD LADY DOWN YOU SHOT HER DOWN YES, I DID, I SHOT HER YOU KNOW I CAUGHT HER MESSIN' ROUND MESSIN' ROUND TOWN UH, YES I DID I SHOT MY OLD LADY YOU KNOW I CAUGHT MY OLD LADY MESSIN' 'ROUND TOWN THEN GAVE HER THE GUN AND I SHOT HER THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT YEAH ALRIGHT HEY JOE, WHERE YOU GONNA RUN TO NOW WHERE YOU GONNA GO HEY JOE, I SAID WHERE YOU GONNA RUN TO NOW WHERE YOU GONNA GO HE SAID I'M GOIN' WAY DOWN SOUTH WAY DOWN TO MEXICO WAY I'M GOIN' WAY DOWN SOUTH WAY DOWN WHERE I CAN BE FREE AIN'T NO ONE GONNA MESS WITH ME AIN'T NO HANG-MAN GONNA HE ISN'T GONNA PUT A ROPE AROUND ME YEAH DIG, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT RIGHT NOW I GOTTA GO NOW HEY, JOE YOU BETTER RUN ON DOWN GOODBYE EVERYBODY HEY HEY JOE |
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Oh right, I'm the weirdo?!? |
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must be chasin some fly :D |
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Love to knock back a few tecoyah will you have more fun before or after election day? :lol: |
i knew you had a rough idea of what i meant but,here's a li'l refresher i figured you could use again joe. :D
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BWAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAAAHA..............*BREATH*...........BWAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA :D ABSOTIVELY POSILUTLY FUCKIN' AWESOME SPLCK........... ....AND YES I'M YELLING..... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: *he hammered you good joe...........* :thumbsup: |
DON'T LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD
Baby, do you understand me now Sometimes I feel a little mad Well don't you know that no-one alive Can always be an angel When things go wrong I seem to be bad I'm just a soul who's intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood Baby, sometimes I'm so carefree With a joy that's hard to hide And sometimes it seems that All I have to do is worry And then you're bound to see my other side I'm just a soul who's intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood If I seem edgy, I want you to know That I never mean to take it out on you Life has it's problems and I get my share And that's one thing I never mean to do 'cause I love you Oh, oh, oh, baby, don't you know I'm human Have thoughts like any other one Sometimes I find myself alone and regretting Some foolish thing, some little simple thing I've done I'm just a soul who's intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood |
This is going to be one hell of a feud between you two.
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http://www.neystadt.org/john/album/T...cia-Thorns.jpg just a little somethin' for my favorite prick. :D i can't photoshop the hell outta you so i'll get you some how. :thumbsup: |
I've been to that circus dawg, but then had nightmares about this one...
The fly circus!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...wnswithfly.jpg God save us....... :D |
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he ain't gonna help you joe........ :hmm: |
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psst paddyjoe... i think flyman wants you to spank him...
sounds kinky, eh? |
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buck up pal..........you know you want too.
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(i knew the crazy broad would show up) *opens mouth,inserts foot,awaits onslaught* |
crazy... ok, i can live with that.
broad.... ahem... are you calling me wide? as in <b>F A T</b> ??? answer carefully, mister fly. please, take your time.... |
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i'm not calling you fat bern...........i called you crazy.....which you are. :crazy: the broad part falls under the female catagory.......not the wide or fat one. *knows he stirred the pot on that one* :D |
mornin' joe.........time to take your head outta your ass and wake up eh. :D
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*sigh*
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hey joe.......it's 12 o'clock somewhere......
top shelf,on the right.........those are for you. :thumbsup: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...reloadbeer.jpg |
and leave my pot alone........it's all i have at the moment.
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Dr. Hook
Album: Miscellaneous Title: Freakers Ball Text: Well there's gonna be a freakers ball Tonight at the freakers hall And you know, you're invited one and all Come on babies grease your lips Grab your hats and swing your hips Don't forget to bring your whips We're going to the freakers ball Blow your whistle and bang your gong Roll up something to take along It feels so good it must be wrong We're freakin at the freakers ball Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you" The FBI are dancing with the junkies All the straights, are swinging with the fogies Across the floor and up the wall We're freakin at the freakers ball Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball Everybody's kissing each other Brother with sister, son with mother Smear my body up with butter Take me to the freakers ball Pass that roach please and pour the wine I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine I'm gonna boogie till i go blind We're freakin at the freakers ball White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you" Everybody's fallin' in batches Pyromaniacs striking matches I'm gonna itch me where it scratches Freaking at the freakers ball |
Hahahaha nice dawg. Somehow I seem to remember a few of those parties.
and fly, you open that door to me and all is fair game |
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okay then...........the coors lite is yours ,and i'll take the guinness :thumbsup: *can't beleive how easy that was* |
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oh yeah..........hey joe!!!!
....eat me like an oreo cookie.... |
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...ried-Oreos.jpg crazy canooks :crazy: |
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Adult - Female I am just like an Oreo cookie -- black and white and deliciously sweet. When you meet me, you would never guess the hardships that I've experienced. I once had a home but I was discarded like a piece of trash. They got me spayed and had me declawed and then threw me into a feral (wild cat) colony. I was always hungry and could never find enough to eat. When I was rescued, I was severely malnourished. The vet discovered that I am diabetic. When I heard that, I was really scared. I thought that meant I was going to die. But it didn't. It just meant that I had to have a special type of food and daily shots of insulin to help me control my blood sugar level. I never fuss about getting my shots because I know they make me feel better. Due to the tender loving care I have gotten from my foster mom, I have gained weight and I'm looking good! isn't she cute joe!!!!!! :D |
yer really tugging at my heartstrings now, fly.
*Bastard* |
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quit your snivelin'.........you ain't got any heartstrings in there.......... this i know from all the shit and abuse you hand me..... :hmm: *bastard* |
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sorry 'bout the lose joe.........like i told ya.....i have lots of your stuff here man.......let me know and i'll kick 'em over. |
hehehe......didja hear the one about the jerk that didn't back-up his hard drive?
NO?....Well his name is paddyjoe :mad: I'll take one o those Guinnys now fly, thanks. |
there you go joe.........take as many as you want. :thumbsup:
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for my good buddy joe.........
nice ass eh joe? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n/flys_ass.jpg |
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thanx alot bern............
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you're quite welcome! :D
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y'know fly, many times now when I see this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...s_asssmall.jpg I just can't tell the difference from this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...in_itsmall.jpg WTF gives? Can anyone tell the difference? (bernie you rock SO hard :lol: ) |
Hey, welcome back uncle phil!
Too bad you had to enter during a, uh, full moon. |
nice one joe, fly weren't the hose bad enough, now you go and blind me with your ass.
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you at least get a chuckle outta that jay? if so.........then i've done my part. :D *that joe knows how to get the upper hand eh* you posted my ass again just so you could see it more often right? |
Oh yeah, I got a chuckle out of that, it was definitely funnier than the hose.
Joe sure does know how to get the upper hand, I can hardly wait to see your revenge. |
jay, just remember to read the manual when yer dealing with flyman
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where ya putting that upper hand, joe? :eek:
*looks at that (hairy) full moon ^^^ * |
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my freakin' side hurts i'm laughin' so hard.............fuckin' classic bern :thumbsup: you freaks are awesome........ :icare: |
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Nice, uncle phil. Years ago my brew of choice.
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paper bags are fun...I suppose..
http://www.osterwaldersartoffice.com...li/shitbag.jpg http://www.plokta.com/plokta/issue12/alison.jpg http://www.cs.brown.edu/people/orgs/...ouchyLost1.jpg I like this idea best... http://www.acclaimimages.com/_galler...09-3857_SM.jpg |
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he's right joe............you've seen pix eh. ;) |
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Oh yeah uncle phil......now that's Italian!
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italian or not..........where the hell is phil's Av?
i mean..........."Marilyn,.......where are you?" hey joe dude.........i saw a roadkill skwerl today..........and for some reason i thought of you........ i had visions of bbq's and backyard pellet gun games racing through my head. ....and there was Guinness everywhere.......... maybe i regard you as skwerl kin or somethin'.......... anyways...........add a li'l salt to it joe............i just did........... :D |
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i used to work here, back when it was the Americana... |
I can't place this building, uncle phil. Whereabouts is it?
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crowne plaza...70 state street...
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oops...by golly you're right. been in the bar there once or twice (maybe that's why I didn't recognize it) :D
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....and i'm the one with the boozin' problem eh? |
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Talk about film...ohh man....roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll after roll
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Ahh jeez uncle phil......a juicy white pop-open smothered in:
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page 3 eh joe?
i bet you feel special............ *like as in.had to ride the little bus too school,kinda special* |
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SQUIRREL FRICASSEE
2 dressed young squirrels, 2 lbs 1½ tsp salt Pepper ½ cup flour ½ cup shortening ½ to 3/4 cup water 1½ cups milk 1 tsp grated onion, if desired Wipe squirrel thoroughly with a damp cloth pick off any hair Remove scent glands Examine carefully to locate imbedded shot and remove with a sharp pointed knife Wash thoroughly inside and out in warm water. Drain well and cut into serving pieces (Never wash after cutting up.) Combine salt, pepper and flour and dredge squirrel in this mixture to coat well Heat shortening in a heavy skillet and brown pieces slowly on all sides to a rich brown, about 1 minute Add ¼ cup of the water, cover tightly, reduce the heat and simmer gently until tender (about 30 minutes) Add remaining water as needed Squirrel should be very tender when done Remove squirrel to a hot platter, cover to keep hot Blend any leftover seasoned flour into the fat remaining in the skillet Add milk gradually and cook until gravy boils and thickens, stirring constantly Serve at once with squirrel Add the grated onion for additional flavor, if desired 4 servings i hope you and Fremen enjoy joe......... :confused: |
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Back where we all belong, baby!
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he doesn't need that phil........the bastards already full of hot air eh. :D
*'nother cheap shot to the ribs eh joe?* :thumbsup: ....your turn. |
special delivery for paddyjoe........is there a paddyjoe in the house?
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