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jujueye 06-07-2006 09:37 PM

oops. Heh...well, I uhm...well...heh heh :o

I have no excuses. Other than maybe I have become a sorry assed lying sack o crap. hmm...

uncle phil 06-19-2006 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...s_asssmall.jpg


Yes Martian, I must admit, these two stout globes have haunted me for months. I mean, who could resist?!?

/me has been missing the visual for a while...

paddyjoe 06-22-2006 04:00 AM

oh my god uncle phil! just what my 8-ball predicted i'd see......


http://static.flickr.com/22/95770383_8587efaeed_o.jpg

bastard.......:lol:

uncle phil 06-23-2006 03:58 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...phil/jines.jpg

/me keeps looking for the shot of moe's, but this ain't it...

paddyjoe 06-23-2006 06:35 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...ecs002copy.jpg


Here's ol' moe........


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...Pattecs006.jpg

uncle phil 06-24-2006 03:44 AM

looks like me...

paddyjoe 06-24-2006 04:35 AM

I belive it's the evil twin.........

Fly 06-24-2006 06:07 AM

ahahhhahhaha..........joe's even slaggin' uncle phil in this thread.


sweet.

paddyjoe 06-24-2006 12:29 PM

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...SC_0025new.jpg



hehehe...freaks.......:lol:

Fly 06-24-2006 05:05 PM

ahahhahhaha............


nice ass phil.

Charlatan 06-25-2006 04:27 PM

That phil... what an ass... :lol:

Fly 06-25-2006 05:43 PM

like as in......donkey?


...or hat?


....or hole????

uncle phil 06-27-2006 01:03 PM

y'all just got ta unnerstan, it really is all about the ass...

Fly 06-28-2006 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
it really is all about the ass...



now you're fuckin' talkin' baby...........

uncle phil 06-28-2006 03:45 PM

and don't be messin' with my buddy pj...

paddyjoe 06-28-2006 05:28 PM

:p
Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
and don't be messin' with my buddy pj...

fuckin A ol' pal........



ya hear that , richard......:p

Fly 06-28-2006 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
and don't be messin' with my buddy pj...


uncle mystro..........


the boy can dish it out,he sure as hell better be able to take it.

:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
:p

fuckin A ol' pal........



ya hear that , richard......:p


all i hear is fuckin; whining buddy......

when the hell did you ever need the golf pro to stick up for ya'?

........and i thought you had a larger set of Garbonzo beans.


:icare:





oh yeah........



Bitch.

jujueye 06-28-2006 08:17 PM

And then he shook it again...

http://home.comcast.net/~bhjazz/8ballass.jpg

paddyjoe 06-29-2006 03:39 AM

'shock and awe'



:lol:

uncle phil 06-29-2006 03:35 PM

hehehe....

Fly 06-30-2006 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jujueye
And then he shook it again...

http://home.comcast.net/~bhjazz/8ballass.jpg



i got somethin' else 'ol joe can shake too.........



:D

shalafi 06-30-2006 10:32 AM

hehe thats friggin great juju

paddyjoe 07-01-2006 05:27 AM

*bastards*

Fly 07-01-2006 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
*bastards*



suck it up buddy........suck it up.

:D

Charlatan 07-12-2006 01:00 PM

geez fly... you are going to confuse poor joe...

Do you want him to shake it or suck it up?

:lol:

paddyjoe 07-12-2006 02:57 PM

he won't know if he's cummin or goin..........:eek:



(thanks charlie....bastard)

Fly 07-13-2006 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
geez fly... you are going to confuse poor joe...

Do you want him to shake it or suck it up?

:lol:



hey...........a little of both would be nice.

Fly 08-06-2006 07:36 AM

got this shirt just for you joe.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...neyshirt-1.jpg

paddyjoe 08-06-2006 05:28 PM

the shirt's nice, pretty odd filling though.........:thumbsup:

Fly 08-06-2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
the shirt's nice, pretty odd filling though.........:thumbsup:



oh!!!!!!


eat me.



:icare:

Charlatan 08-12-2006 04:42 PM

Cool shirt fly!

bernadette 08-28-2006 01:58 PM

http://www.johnsgrocery.com/Images/P...a/Full/697.jpg

Joe, wish you could drink a jpg......

uncle phil 08-28-2006 02:47 PM

BERNIE!!! where ya' been?

(sorry, joe...)

bernadette 08-28-2006 02:59 PM

Hi Uncle Phil!

eh... first I got lost, then i lost my keys... was locked outside for a while.

Friends* helped me pick the lock to get back inside. :)

*paddyjoe & spectre

paddyjoe 08-28-2006 06:31 PM

thanks baby, anything for a guinney.......



I will say though, spectre really is the MAN!!

bernadette 08-28-2006 06:53 PM

Well, without you, I could have never reached spectre, so put your humbleness back up on the shelf for a little while. :icare:

Charlatan 09-02-2006 04:16 AM

I could use a little of that Guinness... it's fricken 12.50 a pint here.

aklsdj;lfk....

Don't mind me... just licking the screen.

paddyjoe 09-02-2006 06:09 AM

fed-ex, baby!

Ch'i 09-09-2006 10:54 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://people.brynmawr.edu/dmcowen/images/fedex-ups.jpg

UPS, you bastards....

Happy Birthday Joe!
http://kiashek.com/Resources/Birthday_Cake.jpg

uncle phil 09-10-2006 02:23 AM

happy birthday, you old fart...

Fly 09-10-2006 04:21 AM

happy,happy joe..........hope things are good out your way man.


have a Guinney on me too eh........

paddyjoe 09-10-2006 06:20 PM

thanks, boys. I appeciate you thinking of me.

nice cake too, Ch'i, it'll go good with that Guinny that fly's sending my way!!

bernadette 09-18-2006 09:59 PM

whoa... you had another birthday?
Well, happy belated!

But, you better take it easy, dude.
Your heart can only take so much excitement.
http://www.acu.edu/img/assets/7535/Chair.jpg

paddyjoe 09-19-2006 03:34 AM

hey thanks for that..........



bastardette...:lol:

Fly 02-17-2007 01:46 PM

see joe............

http://www.acc.umu.se/~hannes/blosxo...r/guinness.jpg



if it weren't for being "all about the ass"

it'd be "all about the beer"





ahahhhaha........and i noticed my ass in this thread too.........

:thumbsup:


bastard.

uncle phil 02-17-2007 02:00 PM

damn, it has been a while...

Fly 02-17-2007 02:09 PM

yup...........your turn

paddyjoe 02-17-2007 03:40 PM

sweet, boys. nuthin like some beer n ass!

Fly 02-18-2007 09:48 AM

hey joe.........you know what to do.

that's right........pull them apart and lick the middle baby.

:thumbsup:

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/so.../oreo-9951.jpg

paddyjoe 02-18-2007 10:15 AM

:p creamy goodness right there, ya sick fuck.....

uncle phil 02-18-2007 12:14 PM

from guinness to oreos...hmmmm...sounds like a song in the making...

beer...cookies...lose them...am i on the right track?

Fly 02-18-2007 04:49 PM

phil man..........i'll throw that at our singer........he comes up w/ some crazy shit.


oh and.............eat me joe.:D

Ourcrazymodern? 02-19-2007 08:04 AM

A brand new human being razor sharp all firm and tan
All clean, all pure with a 30 second attention span
As the clock strikes 12 and we're ready for party games
You play blind man's bluff and I'll play out charades
Heaven knows
What kind of fool am I. Why you take an eye for an eye
What comes over me
You were pumping iron while I was pumping irony.

Now I find myself fully occupied and half alive
With your head, heart, arms and legs wrapped around my family pride
See the whites of their eyes-then shoot-with all the romance of
The Ton-Ton Macoute

Nothing will show as we're shedding our clothes
Then I suppose that anything goes
Heaven knows -Johnstone, Barrett

uncle phil 05-24-2007 12:37 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...oyvette202.jpg

paddyjoe 05-24-2007 04:24 PM

fuckin A brother. it drives like the dream it looks like.........:thumbsup:

uncle phil 05-26-2007 05:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilwU_kG6JGw

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Kodachrome
Paul Simon

When I think back
On all the crap I learned in high school
It's a wonder
I can think at all
And though my lack of edu---cation
Hasn't hurt me none
I can read the writing on the wall

Kodachrome
They give us those nice bright colors
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, Oh yeah
I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
So mama don't take my Kodachrome away

If you took all the girls I knew
When I was single
And brought them all together for one night
I know they'd never match
my sweet imagination
And everything looks worse in black and white

Kodachrome
They give us those nice bright colors
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, Oh yeah
I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
So mama don't take my Kodachrome away


paddyjoe 05-27-2007 05:27 AM

hey thanks for that one, unc.

good tune and nice collage of photos, but i'll bet none were taken with kodachrome.

uncle phil 05-27-2007 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
hey thanks for that one, unc.

good tune and nice collage of photos, but i'll bet none were taken with kodachrome.

heh, you're probably right...

Fly 09-22-2007 07:18 PM

that's right man..........there's many there..........


start licking.


http://www.fundraisingzone.com/uploa...ouselnew30.jpg










i know it's a stretch but..........


*bastard*

paddyjoe 09-23-2007 05:24 AM

sick fuck.......:shakehead:






i like that....

Jetée 10-14-2007 12:51 AM

through Charlatan's phone...
 
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1237/...0d80dd.jpg?v=0
Astroboy by Charlatan001

Watch it here for nostalgia high

Ourcrazymodern? 10-14-2007 01:59 PM

They fleet, these moments,
Providing much merriment,
And getting better.

(Apologies, PJ)

paddyjoe 10-14-2007 02:02 PM

hahaha...no need to apologize. I am certainly one merry fucker!

uncle phil 10-14-2007 04:31 PM

hey PJ...brought the 'vette to florida this weekend...

1,380 miles...

29 mpg...

Fly 10-14-2007 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
I am certainly one crazy fucker!


:D


that's right joe............

paddyjoe 10-15-2007 04:48 AM

Only in the twisted mind of the flyman, does 'merry' turn into 'crazy':confused:

Are you sure you're not really a newspaper reporter?




Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
hey PJ...brought the 'vette to florida this weekend...

1,380 miles...

29 mpg...

when did you swap out the engine for a four cylinder........:lol:

Fly 10-16-2007 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Only in the twisted mind of the flyman, does 'merry' turn into 'crazy':confused:

Are you sure you're not really a newspaper reporter?



i'm sure..........just fucked up like yourself.........:thumbsup:

paddyjoe 10-16-2007 04:49 AM

i'll drink to that.......:D

Fly 10-16-2007 05:12 PM

okay then............cheers to you freak........


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1192583490



in a Guinney glass too man.............

paddyjoe 10-17-2007 04:25 AM

sweet, man!

you're a classier fucker than even I gave you credit for..........:thumbsup:

Fly 10-18-2007 05:52 AM

it took you 4 fuckin' years to figure that out man?



hahahahha................











*bastard*

paddyjoe 10-18-2007 06:27 AM

hahahahahahahaha........

Jetée 11-05-2007 09:05 PM

have you two been laughing all this time?

Fly 11-06-2007 03:47 AM

hey man.........joe and I don't fuck around eh.....

paddyjoe 11-06-2007 05:25 AM

indeed...

regular fucking laugh riot!

Fly 11-08-2007 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
indeed...

regular fucking laugh riot!



just like every time you look in the mirror joe?




:D

paddyjoe 11-08-2007 05:07 AM

i'm not gonna even respond to that.....








oh wait, I just did

bastard

:uhh:

Fly 01-17-2008 08:38 AM

a little bump for you joe.....................mornin'........:thumbsup:




Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Wow, just like looking in the mirror..........................................eh?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...fingering_.jpg


paddyjoe 01-17-2008 08:46 AM

heh....just what I needed

Fly 01-21-2008 06:37 PM

so now i'm trying to win you back...........


waddda ya' want from me?

...........i'll fuckin' do it.

paddyjoe 01-22-2008 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
so now i'm trying to win you back...........


waddda ya' want from me?

...........i'll fuckin' do it.

flowers and candy is always a nice touch!

uncle phil 05-09-2008 01:34 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
pj, you need a song...

The Cover of the Rolling Stone
Shel Silverstein

Oh, we’re big rock singers.
We got golden fingers.
And we’re loved everywhere we go.
We sing about beauty,
And we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show.
We take all kinds of pills
To give us all kind of thrills,
But the thrill we’ve never known
Is the thrill that’ll getcha
When you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone...
Wanna see my picture on the cover.
Stone...
Wanna buy five copies for my Mother.
Stone...
Wanna see my smiling face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone.

I got a freaky old lady
Named Cocaine Katy
Who embroiders all my jeans.
Got my poor old grey-haired daddy
Drivin’ my limousine.
It’s all designed to blow our minds,
But our minds won’t really get blown
Like the blow that’ll getcha
When you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone.

We gotta lotta little teenage blue-eyed groupies
Who do anything we say.
We got a genuine Indian guru
Who’s teaching us a better way.
We got all the friends that money can buy,
So we never have to be alone.
And we keep getting richer,
But we can’t get our picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone.


uncle phil 06-20-2008 04:08 AM

hey pj!!!

http://www.tradingmarkets.com/.site/...0News/1699075/

Fly 06-20-2008 04:13 AM

you two are lucky i can't find any of those pics right now.............

uncle phil 06-20-2008 04:20 AM

i can't find them, either...

Fly 06-20-2008 06:28 PM

joe is a lucky bastard then.........as well as you phil......

paddyjoe 06-24-2008 08:05 AM

the only wedding photo you'll ever need. fresh from the pages of Modern Bride!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1214323440

uncle phil 06-24-2008 11:43 AM

c'mon, pj...you're almost as pretty as me...

paddyjoe 06-24-2008 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
c'mon, pj...you're almost as pretty as me...

Not a chance, pal. Not nearly. And as a matter of fact, I even found the lyrics to your theme song.....



I feel pretty, oh so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty and bright
And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight

I feel charming, oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real

See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face, such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile, such a pretty me!

I feel stunning and entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved by a pretty, wonderful boy!

See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face, such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile, such a pretty me!

I feel stunning and entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved by a pretty, wonderful boy!



heh! It even looks like you're singing along.........:D

uncle phil 06-24-2008 03:08 PM

dead meat, buddy...

dead...

fucking...

meat...

paddyjoe 06-24-2008 06:07 PM

sweet!


lets BBQ......:thumbsup:

Fly 06-25-2008 04:14 AM

i'll bring the skwerlz.........

paddyjoe 06-25-2008 06:07 AM

nice, bro. that'd be phils favorite....

well, that or muskrat...:lol:

Fly 06-25-2008 04:35 PM

so that was the wedding song for you two then eh?.........all wrapped up in toilet paper..............?


muskrat love?????



*freakin' weirdos*

uncle phil 06-26-2008 03:03 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...oldyburger.jpg

one for each of you guys...very dead meat...

and...there's one or two pics of PJ out there, too...

bet he can't find it...

paddyjoe 06-26-2008 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
and...there's one or two pics of PJ out there, too...

bet he can't find it...

I'll bet if I actually looked for them I could find 'em........:thumbsup:

Jetée 06-20-2010 05:45 PM

I'm just taking a guess and a leap, into what you might like
 
http://i49.tinypic.com/n82ld.jpg

Fly 06-22-2010 05:51 PM

damn close.........same dumb expression..........

i love you joe you bastard you........


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1277257857

Jetée 06-22-2010 06:04 PM

Hilarious, man.

It's like the hat enveloped your entire being, just growing larger and larger, eating away at all of you, save for the face of astonishment that has left you wondering, "How in the hell did I let this happen to me?".

Unless, of course, there was never really a hat to begin with; or a Jagger sighting, I think.


(Just did some poking around in some online library in Oz, and came to find a few things.. namely THIS, and some o' THIS.)

uncle phil 10-09-2010 03:40 AM

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