Astro....you do fuckin rock man!!!!!!!!

hey joe...........how the hell was your weekend bro?

No, this is YOUR thread -you are the master of disaster, the man with the plan, in the can, releasing jam.

sick as a fucking dog, man. crap, even calling in to work today, first time in like 10 years.


hehehe this helped tho. thanks AC............ :thumbsup:

sorry to hear that bro.....take it easy and get well.

Foghat --I Just Want To Make Love To You

M. Dixon / W. Dixon - Arc Music Corp. - BMI


I don't want you, cook my bread,
I don't want you, make my bed,
I don't want your money too,
I just wanna make love to you.

I don't want you, be no slave,
I don't want you, work all day,
I don't want you to be sad and blue,
I just wanna make love to you.

I can tell by the way that you baby talk,
I can see by the way that you switch and walk,
I can tell by the way that you treat your man,
But I could love you baby, it's a cryin' shame.

I don't want you, wash my clothes,
I don't want you, keep a home,
I don't want you to be true,
I just wanna make love to you.

{Rod - Solo}

I don't want you, be no slave,
I don't want you, work all day,
I don't want you to be true,
I just wanna make love to you.

I don't want you, keep a home,
I don't want you, wash my clothes,
I don't want you to be true,
I just wanna make love...


good stuff joe.....

Yeah bro, those boys sure could rock. Thanks man.




R.I.P. Rod Price

Foghat -Save Your Loving (For Me)




Listen to me baby, I'll tell you what I need.

Come on and spend some time with me,
Come on, one night is all I need, hey-hey.
Give me satisfaction when you steady roll,
Give me what you got and you can give me more,
C'mon, that's how it's gotta be.

I need somebody, save your loving for me,
I need somebody, save your loving for me.

Oh, I'm gonna rock you babe

C'mon, show me the games you play,
Rock on until the break of day, hey-hey.
Let me come on over spend some time with you,
I know a lot of things that we can do,
C'mon, don't give it all away.

I need somebody, save your loving for me,
I need somebody, save your loving for me.

{Solo}

You're my all day study, you're my midnight dream,
You need love, I need love, rock me baby, 'til I scream.

I need somebody, save your loving for me,
I need somebody, save your loving for me.
I need somebody, save your sweet love for me,
I need somebody, save your loving for me.

I need, hoo hoo, I need your sweet loving,
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon baby yeah,
Give me some of your sweet, sweet loving.

oh gosh, you're so romantic........ :icare:

Rochester? Oh Rochester!
http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com...rochester1.jpg

i figured you'd like to know..........it's been pissing out here for 4 days straight man.........



go ahead joe.........have a chuckle on my behalf.


*bastard*




hey!!!!

you know where the hell phil's been lately?

Florida... On dialup -- but he's probably hitting the golf course instead

lucky dog..........too bad joe was sick.....he coulda went with phil,and then lied about his score to us........

78 baby.......... :lol:

<img src="http://www.punchstock.com/image/artville/1589484/large/med008.jpg">

feel better soon, joe!

ruh roh, astro...

What with bernie's chicken soup and Astro's hot, hot love....I'm feelin like a new man!!!



Much thanks.......... :icare:

<img src="http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/Seinfeld/newman.jpg" alt="newman_for_joe">
ok. if you feel like a newman, well then here ya go!

<small>i never knew you played on <i>that</i> team... it's cool though. whatever flips your switches.</small>

ahh, thank you so much bastardette...... :icare:

so this is how you kill the little birdies eh joe?

http://www.solosrecords.com/Telefect...-(1)-stone.jpg

another freakin' target commercial, huh...

I think that bastard's puttin a target on my back.

joe dude........if i was gonna put a target on ya'.........it'd be in the forehead area......and i know you gots lots 'o forehead man...



:D

/me struggles not to say anything...

hey joe............go puck yourself eh!!!

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com...icans-ahl1.JPG


:D

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............




http://purplewalrus.com/mascots/ManitobaMoose.jpg

Paddy kinda reminds me of a Schizoid man.

<embed src="http://www.progarchives.com/mp3/King%20Crimson%20-%20In%20the%20Court%20of%20the%20Crimson%20King%20-%2001%20-%2021st%20Century%20Schizoid%20Man%20(Including%20Mirrors).mp3" autostart="TRUE">

AC, is that King Crimson?

Very fucking cool, Bro........................... :thumbsup:

That little Manitoba Moose is a pipsqueeeek. This Moose will FUCK him up:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...yjoe/moose.jpg


in less than 7 as well...................... :D

Oh yeah, and as far as this little fun tidbit:

POT.......KETTLE.......BLACK......... :lol:

like i told jwoody in another thread...........the pot out this way is green my friend,not black............at least i think it was jwoody :D


good luck to your amerks man.........

i like April Wine's version better.........don't know why...just do.

Hmmm... flyman likes a canadian band better than an english one. I suppose you eat a lot of back bacon too.

fuckin' eh Astro...........back bacon is the bomb.

Bring on the back bacon!

and don't you guys bother fuckin' with our maple syrup either.




....and as for the beavers.........they're ours too.

http://www.mainemapleproducers.com/i...header_pic.gif

I bet you guys don't make your maple syrup with horses.

what a bunch of effing weirdos.......................... :lol:

comin' from the king of weirdos himself.........

Since nobody seemed to appreciate Marillion. I am changing to something less dramatic.

<embed src="http://www.drummerworld.com/m3u/gingerbakersunshine.m3u" autostart="TRUE">

http://www.columbiainferno.com/photo...FrontLogo1.jpg




i bet that hurts eh joe?


took your weasel amerks 4-1 huh.


go have a good cry buddy.

still cryin' eh joe?

take yer pick joebro.......call me when you wanna put a couple 'o pops back eh!!!

http://www.abbeytavern-sf.com/Images/beer4.jpg

Sorry PJ, I'm takin the one on the end.

<img src="http://www.lunenburgartist.com/images/fishfacemed.jpg">

nice theme....... :D

http://photos15.flickr.com/22220573_e2193e4f42_o.png

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/boob.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

hehehe....what exactly are to trying to say, uncle phil?!?

Is that a self portrait?

that is the oddest thing i've ever seen uncle phil post. like evah.

i really don't know what to make of it...

thanks, uncle phil. you've warped my mind.

Will the real uncle phil please stand up........



Is it this handsome, smiling, weirdo.......

http://photos16.flickr.com/22924246_665fd119c7_o.jpg


Or, this man-boobed, comb-overed hottie?

http://photos18.flickr.com/22924247_086dfc586a.jpg


Which is the one that stares back at him in the bathroom mirror?

You make the call.......... :lol:

pj, fly or somebody alluded to the fact that you only had one boob in another thread.../me just tried to find it...

don't be fuckin' bringin' me into this one phil........you're on your own here buddy.

jeez phil, if I had boobs like that, do you think I'd be wasting my time settin at the computer?

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/animals/NeuterSign.jpg" border="5">

ahahhahhahhahahahhaa........



good find bern......

don't call me dick.................... :D

<img src="http://www.videomoviehouse.com/covers/lg/Richard%20Simmons%20-%20Disco%20Sweat%201130_f.jpg">

Back when I went discoing, that's exactly what I wore.

perhaps we should start calling you "hot pants" ?

i knew you were a little tweaked joe but..............richard fucking simmons man????????

Oh baby, they are 'sizzling'........................... :lol:

like fly said, richard freakin' simmons?

and you want to drive?

don't let him wear the fuckin' hot pants phil........

(oh man.....the thought that just went through my head)


*shudder*

WTF are you guys talking about???

See these pants? See these legs?

Well.....*sigh* they're obviously not mine. You DO NOT want to see my hairy little sticks.......... :lol:




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...joe/829958.jpg

are those your legs or are you ridin' a chicken...........

http://jackhole.net/pics/evilsquirrel.jpg

u wanna know what the squirrel is about???

go re-read the first few pages of this thread...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...l/guinness.bmp

Ishmal, let me explain something.

You damn well better keep your explosive-toting bastard skwerlz the fuck away from my Guinness delivery........:lol:

/me wonders if fly has any skwerls at his new place...

one big one moving in..........

crazy shit here phil........it's like 10 to 1 from the old place.......they're fucking everywhere.

Found out why you carried off that dress modelling so well. Imagine my surprise when I went to a wedding gown site and found this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...g/paddyjoe.jpg

Wow... that dress makes you look so svelt...

Here, I thought you could use this... it's multipurpose.

http://www.raglady.com/paper%20produ...ilet_paper.jpg

Oooo, my hair looks so much nicer....





*bastards*

<embed src="http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dsonaacp/resources/music/Curtis%20Mayfield%20-%20Pusher%20Man.mp3" autostart="TRUE">

hey joe.....how you been man?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/flyman/losers.jpg











*loser*



:lol:

is that the freakin' camera that took our "bridal" pics, pj?

*wanders in......and gives joe a hug*


.....i fuckin' love you man............

ishmal backs out slowly...

i think u two need some time alone...

That's so sweet.


/me wipes away a tear...

*sigh*

i feel pretty, oh so pretty.......... :D

yeah, right...pretty and witty and gay...

well hell..............gay it is then.





*freak*

Oh fly.....you and your little fantasies :icare:

Fly... when are you going to come down to this part of the world so you an Joe can consummate this relationship... with an icy cold Coors Lite.

lick my like a lollipop joe........

http://www.safefundraising.com/images/PopsRnd1.jpg



:D

innuendo is running think around here... but the love is strong.

I love all you little girly-men......not like I loves my lollypops though......... :)

coors lite...sheesh!

the bastards can't let it die eh............:rolleyes: