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even though I
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have no nose
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I like to....
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stick out my
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white and yellow
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cold and frosty
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umbrella and leave
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the wet sidewalk
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. "Time to go
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upstairs and take.......
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my clothes off."
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Carefully wash my....................
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pet lizard, named
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Oscar. It is
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gooey because it
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got stuck in
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my last girlfriend's
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honey pot. It
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was in there
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eating insects and
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got stuck,so
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I pried it
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open with a
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chainsaw. It got
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"my god its..."
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"covered in green..."
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Quote:
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hell am I....
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Fuckin smokin here!?
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It must be......
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^that vermins joint!
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No, I can't
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run with scissors
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on the moon,
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because there is
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an Australian midget
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holding onto my
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long leg hairs
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by his teeth.
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As I contemplated
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