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 Track and Field discus or pole vault | 
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 Pole Vault Flexible or Stiff | 
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 gotta go w/ stiff whiskey or rum | 
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 oh crap. pass. i hate both whiskey & rum equally. NEXT! | 
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 Rum! Captain Morgan's or Bacardi | 
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 Captain Morgans ship or yacht | 
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 ship! pirate or admiral | 
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 Admiral Kirk or Janeway | 
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 Kirk Scottish church or pub | 
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 pub Guinness or Bass or Black & Tan | 
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 i dig bass.........good shit. large mouth or small mouth | 
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 Large Mouth Joan Rivers or Martha Rae | 
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 Joan Rivers Face Lift or Frau Frankenstein | 
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 Frau Frankenstein Shelley or Stoker | 
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 Shelley Quite Contrary or Magdalene | 
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 Quite Contrary mary or lamb... | 
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 lamb chops or of god | 
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 chops teeth or karate | 
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 Karate Kid or Schnitzel | 
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 Schnitzel chili dog or corn dog | 
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 chilli dog beef or pork | 
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 pork loin or chop | 
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 loin... sir or tender... | 
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 tender legal or love | 
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 love slave or machine | 
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 machine Machinehead or MotorHead | 
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 motorhead... flat or OHC... | 
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 OHC turbo or blown | 
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 Blown Wife or 4 dollar hooker | 
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 wife for better or for worse | 
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 Better Horses or Politics (Bettor) | 
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 politics reds or blues | 
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 Blues... Muddy Waters or Stevie Ray Vaughan | 
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 Stevie Ray Vaughan pride or joy | 
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 joy to the world or ride | 
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 ride... mustang sally or magic carpet... | 
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 magic carpet Alladin or Genie | 
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 Aladdin ... Sane or ... and the Forty Thieves | 
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 and the forty thieves left wing politicians or right wing politicians | 
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 left wing politicians left hung or left handed | 
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 left handed goofy or sinister | 
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 left handed pitcher or batter | 
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 goofy dog or skateboard | 
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 dog hot or weiner | 
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 hot Chocolate or Tamale | 
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 Chocolate... hershey's or ovaltine... | 
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 hershey's kiss or crunch | 
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 kiss wet-n-sloppy (woof!) or grandma (arf!) :lol: i know, not the optimum choices. | 
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 wet-n-sloppy Slip-n-slide or Swimming pool | 
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 swimming pool concrete in the ground with a diving board or plastic blow up 18" deep on the patio, with plenty o' drowned bugs | 
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 plastic blow up 18" deep on the patio, with plenty o' drowned bugs Bugs in your hair alive and creeping or Bug accidentally in your mouth dead. | 
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 Bug accidentally in <u>your</u> mouth dead. protein or empty calories | 
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 protein pork chop in a can........*wobbly pops* or steak in a bottle...........*wobbly pops* | 
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 steak in a bottle...........*wobbly pops* filet mignon or T-bone | 
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 Filet! Bacon Wrapped or Crab Topped | 
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 Crab topped dungeness or king | 
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 King Sunny Ade or Kong | 
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 Kong Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong Jr. | 
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 Donkey Kong jr  good at it or bad at it | 
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 Bad at it Sex or flirting | 
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 sex! fast or slooow | 
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 fast! women or cars | 
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 cars... 6.9 liter or 413... | 
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