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 Schwing Brunettes or Redheads | 
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 redheads breasts or vagina | 
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 Breasts D or DD | 
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 D strawberry flavour or caramel flavour | 
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 strawberry flavor Darral Strawberry or Barry Bonds | 
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 No idea... explanation>? | 
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 Barry Bonds (GO Giants! vrover, baseball yknow) peeling wallpaper or watching paint dry | 
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 peeling wallpaper... flowers or stripes... | 
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 flowers joint or bong | 
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 joint it is then.............. eighth or ounce | 
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 ounce (if you're gonna do it, do it properly) beer or wine | 
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 beer miller or yuengling | 
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 miller 12 oz. or 40 oz. | 
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 HA.......40 bottles or cans | 
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 bottles. most definitely. icy cold or room temperature | 
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 icy baby........... cubes or blocks ....of ice that is. | 
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 blocks tetris or lego | 
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 Lego harry Potter or Bionical | 
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 harry potter wizard or muggle | 
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 Wizard *Nikki* or ShauniFaye | 
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 *Nikki*... LL or TB... | 
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 TB post or pass | 
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 pass football or bowl (rugby) | 
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 fotball run or punt | 
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 run like crazy or like thumper | 
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 thumper it is......... grey or white | 
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 white rice or grits | 
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 rice wild or mild | 
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 wild chantrell or button | 
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 chanterelle omelette or souffle | 
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 omelette white or brown | 
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 brown sauce or bread | 
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 bread cake or pie | 
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 pie apple or cherry | 
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 cherry Bush or Kerry | 
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 Ok I f'd this up.  Didn't realize the issues had to be related...lets try again.... Cherry frozen yogurt or Ice Cream | 
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 ice cream... cherry garcia or lemon custard...(c'mon, you guys have to remember this...) | 
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 lemon custard pie or cake | 
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 cake Prolonging the Magic or Motorcade of Generosity | 
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 Prolonging the magic foreplay or quickie | 
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 Foreplay Boston or Billy Squier | 
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 Squier the Pixies or X | 
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 X... alphabet or chicken noodle... | 
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 chicken noodle Campbells or Liptons | 
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 Liptons beef or chicken | 
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 beef t-bone or roast | 
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 prime rib roast for me...rare please rare or well done | 
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 wellllllll done grilled or fried | 
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 fried fish or chips | 
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 fish salmon or tuna | 
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 tuna salad or sandwich | 
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 salad hummingbird or eagle | 
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 hummingbird Butter or Margarine | 
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 parkay... oleo or lard... | 
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 ewwwwww! what a disgusting choice.... lard (if i must) black or white | 
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 white stripes or solids | 
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 solids eight ball or nine ball | 
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 fuckin' 9 ball around here man. red felt or green felt | 
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 green 17oz cue or 19oz cue | 
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 19... breakdown or straight... | 
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 breakdown. McDermott or Viking Cues | 
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 viking... pirate or buccaneer... | 
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 buccaneer barbecue beef or barbecue pork | 
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 Pork, baby! SDI or Sgt York? | 
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 York......... Rangers or Islanders | 
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 Islanders Oahu or Maui | 
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 Oahu, hey where do you think Manoa is???? Sandy's or Pipeline | 
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 Pipeline Hawaii 5-0 Theme or Surf Rider | 
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 Surf Rider Conjunction Junction or 3 is The Magic Number | 
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 Conjunction Junction (what's your function?) sin(x) or x<sup>2</sup> or x! (I kind of like 3 is a Magic Number too) | 
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 x ex wife or crazy person | 
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 crazy person Paranoia or Tourettes | 
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 paranoia kinks or black sabbath | 
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 Black Sabbath. God? or Devil? | 
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 Devil Want to say bush or kerry after the word devil but.... Cake? or death? w00t! for gay british comedians! | 
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 Cake... have it or eat it | 
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 have it... moo or baa... | 
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 i've got me rubber boots.......... baa it is. herder or fucker | 
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 fucker! Dell or Hell | 
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 avatar says Hell but computer says Dell Naughty or Nice | 
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 most definitely naughty... prepare or plunge... | 
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 plunge head first or feet first | 
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 head first cap forwards or cap backwards | 
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 cap backwards (like to see the eyes) baseball cap or beenie | 
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 baseball cap... white or colorful... | 
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 White Sand or Moon | 
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 moon full or new | 
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 full sunrise or sunset | 
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 sunrise... tequila or shot at... | 
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 tequila worm or no worm | 
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 no worm, thanks beer or liquor | 
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 beer domestic or import | 
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 Import Guinness Stout or Red Stripe | 
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 Red Stripe Jamaica or Bahamas | 
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 neither..ok...um.. Jamaica unfriendly or expensive | 
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 unfriendly... shot at and missed or shit at and hit... | 
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 shot at and missed m-16 or ak-47 | 
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 ak-47 Afghanistan or Iraq | 
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 Afganistan poka dots or stripes | 
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 stripes Bill Murray or John Candy | 
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