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Schwing
Brunettes or Redheads |
redheads
breasts or vagina |
Breasts
D or DD |
D
strawberry flavour or caramel flavour |
strawberry flavor
Darral Strawberry or Barry Bonds |
No idea... explanation>?
|
Barry Bonds (GO Giants! vrover, baseball yknow)
peeling wallpaper or watching paint dry |
peeling wallpaper...
flowers or stripes... |
flowers
joint or bong |
joint it is then..............
eighth or ounce |
ounce (if you're gonna do it, do it properly)
beer or wine |
beer
miller or yuengling |
miller
12 oz. or 40 oz. |
HA.......40
bottles or cans |
bottles. most definitely.
icy cold or room temperature |
icy baby...........
cubes or blocks ....of ice that is. |
blocks
tetris or lego |
Lego
harry Potter or Bionical |
harry potter
wizard or muggle |
Wizard
*Nikki* or ShauniFaye |
*Nikki*...
LL or TB... |
TB
post or pass |
pass
football or bowl (rugby) |
fotball
run or punt |
run
like crazy or like thumper |
thumper it is.........
grey or white |
white
rice or grits |
rice
wild or mild |
wild
chantrell or button |
chanterelle
omelette or souffle |
omelette
white or brown |
brown
sauce or bread |
bread
cake or pie |
pie
apple or cherry |
cherry
Bush or Kerry |
Ok I f'd this up. Didn't realize the issues had to be related...lets try again....
Cherry frozen yogurt or Ice Cream |
ice cream...
cherry garcia or lemon custard...(c'mon, you guys have to remember this...) |
lemon custard
pie or cake |
cake
Prolonging the Magic or Motorcade of Generosity |
Prolonging the magic
foreplay or quickie |
Foreplay
Boston or Billy Squier |
Squier
the Pixies or X |
X...
alphabet or chicken noodle... |
chicken noodle
Campbells or Liptons |
Liptons
beef or chicken |
beef
t-bone or roast |
prime rib roast for me...rare please
rare or well done |
wellllllll done
grilled or fried |
fried
fish or chips |
fish
salmon or tuna |
tuna
salad or sandwich |
salad
hummingbird or eagle |
hummingbird
Butter or Margarine |
parkay...
oleo or lard... |
ewwwwww! what a disgusting choice....
lard (if i must) black or white |
white
stripes or solids |
solids
eight ball or nine ball |
fuckin' 9 ball around here man.
red felt or green felt |
green
17oz cue or 19oz cue |
19...
breakdown or straight... |
breakdown.
McDermott or Viking Cues |
viking...
pirate or buccaneer... |
buccaneer
barbecue beef or barbecue pork |
Pork, baby!
SDI or Sgt York? |
York.........
Rangers or Islanders |
Islanders
Oahu or Maui |
Oahu, hey where do you think Manoa is????
Sandy's or Pipeline |
Pipeline
Hawaii 5-0 Theme or Surf Rider |
Surf Rider
Conjunction Junction or 3 is The Magic Number |
Conjunction Junction (what's your function?)
sin(x) or x<sup>2</sup> or x! (I kind of like 3 is a Magic Number too) |
x
ex wife or crazy person |
crazy person
Paranoia or Tourettes |
paranoia
kinks or black sabbath |
Black Sabbath.
God? or Devil? |
Devil
Want to say bush or kerry after the word devil but.... Cake? or death? w00t! for gay british comedians! |
Cake...
have it or eat it |
have it...
moo or baa... |
i've got me rubber boots..........
baa it is. herder or fucker |
fucker!
Dell or Hell |
avatar says Hell
but computer says Dell Naughty or Nice |
most definitely naughty...
prepare or plunge... |
plunge
head first or feet first |
head first
cap forwards or cap backwards |
cap backwards (like to see the eyes)
baseball cap or beenie |
baseball cap...
white or colorful... |
White
Sand or Moon |
moon
full or new |
full
sunrise or sunset |
sunrise...
tequila or shot at... |
tequila
worm or no worm |
no worm, thanks
beer or liquor |
beer
domestic or import |
Import
Guinness Stout or Red Stripe |
Red Stripe
Jamaica or Bahamas |
neither..ok...um.. Jamaica
unfriendly or expensive |
unfriendly...
shot at and missed or shit at and hit... |
shot at and missed
m-16 or ak-47 |
ak-47
Afghanistan or Iraq |
Afganistan
poka dots or stripes |
stripes
Bill Murray or John Candy |
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