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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ninjas Or Pirates? |
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oreos...
outside stuff or inside stuff... |
outside stuff
double stuff or regular? |
Regular
http://images.ciao.com/ies/images/pr...oduct-1809.jpg or http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.cat...ts/3698596.jpg (This was just to skeeve the boys out) |
regular of course, come on.
go to the store to pick them up for your woman or won't go to the store to pick them up for your woman? |
go to the store and pick them up for your woman
or get bitched at for not going to the store to pick them up |
???.......
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go to the store to pick them up for your woman
with wings or without wings |
Hmm... I've seen wings floating around here.. they must be better
Redbull or Rockstar |
Redbull...
commercial or micro... |
micro
wave or chip |
chip
poker or potatoe |
potato...... (memories of Quayle)
baked or mashed |
baked
cookies or alaska |
cookies
store bought or home made |
home made
make up a recipe or by the book |
make up a recipe
for disaster or for success |
for disaster
hurricane or tornado |
tornado
trailer park or mobile home park |
mobile home park............
small yappy dog or large bellowing dog |
large bellowing dog
Great Dane or St. Bernard |
Great Dane
next door or on the big screen |
next door
pet the great dane or spray mace at the great dane & its owner |
spray mace at the great dane and its owner (my mother's neighbor, don't ask)
canine or feline |
canine!
animal or teeth |
animal
stuffed or party |
party
baby shower or superbowl |
What was that first option
Super Bowl Super size or Super flush power |
Super size...
big mac or double cheeseburger... |
double cheeseburger
meat, cheese, cheese, meat, cheese or meat, cheese, cheese, meat, cheese, ketchup, mustard |
meat, cheese, cheese, meat, cheese
angioplasty or heart attack |
heart attack
today or tomorrow |
tomorrow
go to work or call in sick |
call in sick........(which is what i did today)
do something productive or lay around all day |
do something productive
help buddy with leaky roof or help buddy drink beer. |
help buddy drink beer
bottles or cans |
bottles...of course
domestic or import |
domestic
6 or 12 |
12
case is 12 or case is 24 |
let's not get carried away here.........*how many pops you got man?*
standard 12 will do moosehead or blue |
for you my friend....1 ;)
today it's Blue sip or swill |
sip
sip or zip? |
sip
funnel or chug? |
chug...
open throat or swallow... |
swallow
flightless bird or flightful bird? |
flightless bird...
emu or ostrich... |
emu
farming or native |
native...
restless or itchy... |
itchy
balls or rash |
balls...
soccer or golf... |
golf baby...........all the way
hook or slice |
slice
pepperoni or sausage |
pepperoni
original or spicy |
spicy!
oh yeah. crank up the heat! or fire extinguishor, please! |
fire extinguishor, please!
Literal or Metaphorical? |
literal
read or write |
read
nintendo instructions or novel |
novel
Book or Movie |
Book
Fiction or Non-fiction |
Non-fiction...
encyclopedia or almanac... |
encyclopedia
WorldBook or Britanica |
World Book
index or table of contents |
index
cards or finger |
finger
ten or eight + two thumbs |
ten
perfect score or miserable failing grade |
miserable failing grade
Procrastination or Stupidity? |
Procrastination...
tomorrow or next week... |
next week
give the damn training seminar or talk my way out of it |
talk my way out of it
fast talk or sweet talk |
sweet talk
Who's your daddy? or Can I hit it from behind? |
Who's your daddy?
imus or howard... |
howard
left wing or right wing.... |
right wing
the one bone wing or the two bone wing? |
the one bone wing
turducken or boiled turkey |
Turducken, boiled ANYTHING is an affront to the food.
For a party, New York or Atlanta |
New York
minute or strip |
strip
stripper or exotic dancer |
stripper
cat stew or dog bacon |
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beggin'
for sex or for a raise |
for a raise...
percentage or GNP index... |
percentage
50% full or 50% empty |
50% full
of hot air or of shit |
of hot air...
balloon or US Congress |
balloon
pop or fizzle |
pop
art or corn |
corn
ear or pop |
pop
hip or hop |
hop
Hop on Pop or One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish |
Hop on Pop
Playful Interaction or Aggravated Assault |
Playful Interaction
cunnilingus or fellatio |
definately cunnilingus........gotta make the woman happy right?
hairy or bald |
'ckin bald, baby...
round or square... |
round
lp or cd? |
cd
burn it or buy it |
buy it
ciggerettes or gas |
gas
indigestion or beano |
beano
fart or fluff |
fluff...
marilyn monroe or marilyn chambers... |
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