|
red
wine or rose |
wine
Whine or Cry |
cry
tissue or toilet paper |
tissue
white or color tinted |
Color tinted
katsup or ketchup |
ketchup
Heinz or Hunts |
hunts
upland game bird or waterfowl |
waterfowl
bird dog or "giving the bird" |
bird dog...
phil or don... |
phil
hartman or spector |
Hartman
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer or Troy McClure |
Troy McClure
An American in Toronto or Calling All Quakers |
Quackers.........splck can't spell so he is a quack
duck or jump |
duck
Rubber or Turducken |
Rubber
Condom or Condominium |
Quote:
Quaker See...I told you you're missing out by not watching the Simpsons. Any Simpson fan would know what was going on here....unlike you my friend. ;) Condom latex or sheep |
latex...
tie or be tied... |
tie
neck or bow Quote:
my apologize...was on a different page i guess. :D |
bow
compound or recurve |
recurve
concave or convex |
Quote:
convex binoculars or telescope |
telescope
Sun or Star? |
Star
Leslie Nielsen or Steve Martin |
Steve Martin
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels or Plains, Trains and Automobiles |
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Colgate or Benson |
Colgate
Lionel Richie or Nicole Ritchie |
Nicole 'cause she hangs out with Paris.
Speakin' of Paris France or Texas??? |
Now that's just fucked up. I guess I'll go with France.
Lafayette or Bonaparte |
Bonaparte
Waterloo or Elba |
Lafayette 'cause its in Loosyanna.
(I'm with O'Reilly when it comes to anything French!) Loosyanna or Massychewsetts (Oops - I took too long! Sorry 'bout that) |
Quote:
And to continue: Waterloo cannon or cavalry |
cavalry
men or women |
men
Bias of Prieneor or Niccolo Machiavelli |
Niccolo Machiavelli...
prince or pauper... |
Prince!
Myshkin or Artist formerly known as... |
Artist formerly known as...
micheal jackson or rod stewart :lol: (oh snap! what a fancy choice, eh?) |
well, that all depends, they were both good back in the day, now they suck.
michael jackson (back in the day) Rock or Rap |
Rock
granite or pumice |
Granite
New Hampshire or Bedrock |
Bedrock
Wilma or Betty |
Betty...
Boop or Page... |
Four (for Paul Harvey)
or Fore |
FORE!!!!!
iron or driver |
driver
slice or hook |
Hook
Captain Or Fish |
edit - damnit, too slow
Captain Morgan or Kirk Did I miss post # 441.5 or something? |
Quote:
anyhow... Morgan... horse or car... |
car
Autobots or Decepticons |
Autobots...
ro- or tur-... |
ro-
Shakey or HAL-9000 |
Shakey...
pizza or beer... |
pizza
dine-in or delivery |
delivery
Round Table or DiGiorno |
round table
a pitcher of... soda or beer |
beer
north American beer or European beer |
European beer
Guinness or Bass |
Bass...
Ale or Stout... |
stout
(worst package) Heinie keg cans (and hands turning black) or Guiness in a bottle |
Guinness
Hagler or Leonard |
Leonard
jab or uppercut |
jab...
left or right... |
left
coast or wing |
wing
ben or jerry |
jerry
cat or mouse |
tail
or tale |
tail
squirrel or rabbit |
squirrel
Fuzzynuts or Squirrel Master |
Fuzzynuts...
pea or chest... |
chest
d-cup or c-cup |
c-cup
jeans or skirt |
jeans
LotR or Star Wars 4-6 |
lotr
geeks or dweebs |
geeks
programmer or gamer |
gamer
asteroids or defender |
defender
save civilians or shoot civilians (aside - wasn't the point of this to make your offering at least somewhat related to the previous choices?) |
shoot civilians...
back of the head or up against the wall... |
Up against the wall!
Brick or concrete? |
brick
Mario or Luigi |
mario, luigis a queer
fire flower or racoon suit? |
racoon suit
whipping tail or power of flight (that do anything for you? That's levitation, Holmes.) |
power of flight <small>i don't know what "whipping tail" means...</small>
superhero cape or wings |
wings
feathery or leathery |
feathery
umbrella or poncho |
umbrella
rain or snow |
snow
wet or dry |
wet
spit or KY |
spit...
hawk or dribble... |
dribble
black lace or white cotton? |
white cotten
granny or t-bars |
t bars
shaved or trimmed |
trimmed
moustache or goatee? |
goatee
mens' hair: long or short |
short
effeminate or masculine |
effeminate
a poodle or Michael Jackson |
a poodle
groomed or ala natural |
groomed
sporting or continental |
sporting...
fish or game... |
game
digital or analog |
analog
rum and egg nog or rum and coke |
rum and coke
Seven and Coke or Seven and Seven |
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