i would... but i'm on the other side of the country!!!

no........

I would mate, if I didn't live in BrisVegas. :thumbsup:

I'm sure Meri's penis is big enough to reach you.

Oh, do you really think so? Should we consult the smashed crab here?

she's in recovery after having her cervix shattered.

HAHAHA!!!

i think that is an awsome smiley!!!

i just found that in an old post (entitled"howdy") ...

i didn't think i could get it to work!!!

i'm SOOO happy now...

is it :kiwi: ?

it sure looks like it...

Hey, that's my bloody smilie!!!

i only borrowed it to use here!!!

no where else i promise!

i thought the campfire needed bumping...

LOL.

and its SOOOOOOOO cool!

I've replied to every thread on the Australia forum page.

Which is like.. all of 10.

yer, i know...

we need some new topics...

mmmkay...

it seems Australia is having alot of internal problems ATM...

The Cunt Thread & Where Has Slimshaydee Been are two examples of very close to a flame war...

this has to stop!

we are on display in here for the whole of TFP to examine.

and all we're doin lately is bickering...

where are Ma & Pa??? (Ella & Meri)

it seems to me we need to band together and search the internet for some Aussie related stories to post and pull the piss out of. instead of pullin the piss out of the people in here who can't handle it!

I actually thought the slimshaydee thread was becoming an interesting discussion/arguement/debate hehe.

Ah well.. que sera sera...

What has happened to Meri? He's never around anymore. Don't tell me he's back with the smashed crab....

He left his mobile number in one of the threads (might actually be this one), so if anyone gets bored..... ;)

p.s. Sorry I spelt your name wrong in another thread, Ishmal

i've actually got meris number in my phone...

i send him jokes occasionally!!!

i might just send him a message, good idea Latch!

LOL. oh yer, interesting from our POV...

but, if you look at it from Mr Mephisto & Bing Bings Point Of View it must look like every1 is attacking them.

as long as no1 gets banned i'm fine to let you's keep goin at each other... but the Americans wont understand its all in good fun...

thats cool, i get that spelling all the time!

on another subject...

Slim & Meri are goin to look like cave men in their metrosexual dress as aposed to the new wave of guys...

here are the... Hermaphrodudes or Mirls

i'll post the complete story over in GD or MP...

back on the Meri topic...

i just got a reply

so i said

so thats where Meri is...

holy shit.

i just clicked on "Europe" in the regional area, just to see if anything interesting was there...

and they have only got two "active" boards...

i thought "Australia" was slow at the moment...

Yeah, i dont think there are that many europeans on the tfp. Or else they dont speak the same languages and stuff.

i think most europeans speak english. most of them speak, read and write better than those westies in sydney i must say :D

Fuck I'm in the shit. Piped one of my best mate's little sisters last night, and he's extremely protective of her too. She's a little hottie though and all of us boys have wanted to pipe her watching her grow up, and I wasn't about to let the opportunity go by. I hope the fuck it doesn't get back to him... the cunt'll shoot me.

Why must your cock get you in as much shit as possible.

hahaha well done Meri. He'll find out. Shit like that always gets around.

A mate at work recently told us about how he ended up sleeping with his girlfriend's sister. That'll get him in the shit too.

lol, who ya calling a westie ya lowbag. :thumbsup:

Yeah, ive been in that situation. Did you take photos?

Nah, but fuck I wished I did. I'm trying to tee up round 2 but her best friend thinks I'm a fuckwit cause I stopped her going up these blokes in the lineup for a club (as I'd be the cunt who'd end up getting hit). She told me sthat night that she thought I was the most arrogant prick she knew, so I guess I have to keep it up some how so I can get you bastards some pics...

My god, where did she get that impression? She really doesn't know you at all, does she, Meri.

:icare:

I know hey! Some people have some strange ideas don't they.

Did you make it back from BrisVegas OK, Meri?

Yeah, took a sickie Monday though and told everybody i broke down in Yass. Can't really make it Wodonga when ya wake up in Kangaroo Point now can I...

Saturday night wasn't that big though, waited 2 hours for all the girls to get their faces on, then went and waited 2o minutes to get into this club in the Valley, just to find out one of the chicks didn't think she'd need her ID. Goodsy.

Spent Sunday in the CBD ehich was excellent. I didn't realise Brissy was so beautiful hey. Markets, Botanic Gardens, Queens St mall, Southbank, King George's Square, all fucken great :Packssuitcase:

Indeed it is, babe. We'll catch up for a drink one of these days!

hey Ella, Seeker & any1 else i forgot over there in Brisvegas,

what the weather like lately???

i'm cruising over there on Tuesday to attend a wedding somewhere in Brisbane.
i hope its alot hotter than here!

/me shivers

It's been absolutely beautiful down here the last few days, although that all changes tomorrow.

It's been warm enough to get the girls to dress in summer clothes. Not bad, eh Slim? I'm sure you've been keeping watch.

Heya Ishmal...hopefully the weather will be OK on Tuesday - it's my birthday, ya know!

I'm gearing up for a Melbourne trip in a couple of weeks - my man and I are spending a couple of days doing the Yarra Valley/B&B thing. Can't wait!

What? Are you serious?

It's my birthday too!

Apparently some chinese basketball player is having a birthday today as well.

Yours too, cinnless? Hey, are you a fucking pedantic Virgo like me? :lol:

Anyways....have a great one, matey!

Happy Birthday guys! It's all fun and games until the hangovers...

Just got back from a trip. Went to Mungindi for a week and half and fixed my brothers house up a bit. New windows and a new doorway, some steps etc. Went out spotlighting at night and racked up a big score feral cats, foxes, hares and pigs. Then popped over to the Gold Coast (Palm Beach) for a few days to see the oldies. Now That I'm back in this shit hole called Sydney I have to go find some work to do.
Work is such a waste of time.

I'm the epitome of pedantry.

Oh, and I thought you meant your birthday was yesterday, not today. :oops:

Hope you're having a great one, and your head isn't too sore when you read this message. :thumbsup:

I hear ya, cinnless. Aren't we pains in the arse?

Fuck me, you went to Mungindi for a break? I lived on a cotton farn between Garah and Mungandi for 5 months... what a shithole.

Both Garah and Mungindi are shithole places, no doubt about it. I like shooting, but, and there's plenty of feral wildlife to slaughter around the area. I have an open invitation to shoot - thanks to my brother - on one of the largest wheat/cotton/everything else farms in NSW and I'll head up there any time I can.
What did you do on the cotton farm? A lowly stick picker? Header driver? How far up the food chain were you?

Not far old cock, not far. Me and some mates from uni went up there chipping but I ended up deisel burning cause there was shitloads of rain. I think it was called 'Bendarang', or 'Bengarang' or something like that. The Garah Pub was pretty good, spent the night of my 21st birthday there with 2 mates.

Benjarang? Near Weemalah?

Ok, now you guys are just making names up.

If you drove around up there, Latch, you'd find out the awful truth.
Apart from regular appearances in the 'Hottest Temperature Today' list on the nightly news, this piece of history is all Mungindi has going for it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ziske/mung1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ziske/mung2.jpg

thats what i was thinkin!

Ella's hauling her butt to 'ol Melbourne town tomorrow for a bit of R&R...we're doing the Yarra Valley "rather pissed on very nice wine" thing next week while shacking up at a little B&B in Healsville. Needless to say, I've packed for all seasons and my case is as heavy as a sack with three dead bodies in it. Bit of a worry.....

i was goin to put this in Tilted Humor...

but the Yanks wouldn't know who it is...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...l/Politics.jpg

and i think knowing makes it better.

ishmal i think ellas already posted that pic somewhere on here a few weeks ago :D

Dead right, dlish...it still cracks me up, though!

true???

o.

well i'll get back in2 my corner then...

oi oi oi...

Fuck me... 10 posts in over a month?? Everyone been busy having lives eh?

Work, work fuckin' work.
On a lighter note...
I present to you - The Male Brain!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../malebrain.gif

all the aussie posts have taken a back seat lately i have to agree. i know ive been working a helluvalot. well a lot more that you cunts. id say i did a 20hr day yesterday.. im back in the office after dinner.. im burnt out already...

I watched Wolf Creek the other day...

John Jarret's character might well have been based on Meridae'n...

whats Wolf Creek???

Subtlety isn't one of your strengths is it Kost...

Here ya go old mate :icare:

Wolf Creek disturbed me.

Great film, but I'm not glad I watched it...

Hey you lovely Aussies! Been a long time between drinks but I'm still around...from time to time...floating. Life is quiet ethereal. *mwah*.

good to see another living soul other than just 2 or 3 of us lately...even though you are 'floating'..maybe that makes you a dead soul.. i dunno...

So Ella, you still with your fella? Been a while now... do I hear wedding bells?

'Dead Souls' by Gogol. Great book.

The cricket is on, thats why aussies are busy elsewhere.....wouldnt be the fact that i stuffed the computer up royally some time ago

I moved back to the US

Obviously didn't get the permanant residency you were after...

Nah, I did. Was PR for a year. Then decided I was bored and wanted a change.

I imagine I'll move back to Australia in a few years if all works as it should.

Yes mate...I moved in with him last November and all is wonderful. And no wedding bells for me...I'm presently finalising my divorce and will not be re-marrying. Ever.

Latch - you just needed a reminder of why you came here in the first place ;)

So you used us Latch and then pissed off back home!!!

Basically.. I'll ring you tomorrow.. I swear.

So do you still have PR rights? Can you come back whenever for as long as you want?

An old friend I used to work with now owns a helicopter charter and flight training company
so I signed up for helicopter flying lessons (at mates rates, of course).
Hope I don't do a 'Shirley' Strachan.

whats the price difference between normal rates and 'mates rates' for these lessons..

ive always wanted to learn to fly..unfortunately i have a middle eastern name and have a certain religious affiliation... id rather not go through the headache just for a little bit of fun...

Better cross buying pool acid off your "To Do List" along with a number of other activities...

Good to see you still around.

Robinson R22
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ziske/r22.jpg

Robinson R44
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ziske/r44.jpg

Bell 206 Jetranger
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../Bell206_2.jpg

Robinson R22 $380
Robinson R44 $680
Bell 206 Jetranger $930

These are your ordinary rates for aircraft plus instruction.
I built his offices for him for nothing to help him get started, so he owes me.

thanks kostya....

funny you say that.. it was only a few weeks ago that i bought a drum of hydrochloric acid from bunnings on my company account to do some acid washing for a pool and concrete foothpath.... you dont think i did a double take????

if something even as innocent as this gets me doing a double take..and i have nothing to hide... i dont even quite fit the bill of what a middle eastern muslim looks like, yet i was still hesitant...its these sort of issues that really pisses me off to no end and hinders arab/muslim involvement and assimilation into the australian backdrop.

what is the price of freedom on civil liberties in australian and worldwide if people like me cant freely buy pool acid or learn to fly.....

On another topic... god Jen Hawkins is hot on DWTS :kleenex:

Whoa, double post.

Er... as you were.

And where does she get off calling herself fat? Purh-lease!!!

still refuse to watch the damn show..but i saw a snippet of it when simone warne was on when i was flicking through..she didnt look like she was missing much self confidence. what a crappy excuse for a tv show...put some over the hill tv stars dancing and people are supposed to watch? ive got better things to do with my time than waste it watching people who cant dance...try and do just that.

Hey, Latch, what was the real reason behind your return to Seppoland?
Was it an angry Dad with a shotgun suggesting a wedding?

Dlishsguy - Of course you can learn to fly. The spooks are checking me out, the same as they do with everybody.
A mate of mine was in the Pommy army but because he has an Irish surname,
he wasn't posted to Northern Ireland - just in case he was an undercover psycho.
He wasn't complaining about missing out, but the stigma that was attached to his name annoyed him.
The moral of the story? Fucked if I know. Just don't let the cunts get you down, that's all. Fuck 'em.

Boy doesn't 'Aeon Flux' really suck arse. Charlize... you have a good scone, but you don't have the rig to hold up a shit movie.

I was planning to see that movie, Meri, as I loved the cartoon, but I reckon I may wait until it comes out on DVD. Shame, really....

1) Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyy! I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow. - Wednesday April 12.
The Australian National Handgun Championships are on over Easter, and I'm shooting in them.

2) I'm joining the Army Reserves and I have a medical coming up soon. I'm turning into a gym junkie so I can kill it (ha ha - Kill it - Is that funny?).

adelaide is a beautiful city. no traffic and nice people with lush green trees and grass everywhere...theyw ere my fond memories of adelaide. hope u have fun and...'kill 'em ' over there!

i was in melb last weekend for the grand prix... a whirlwind visit but was well worth it considering i flew in on saturday morning and was back i sydney sunday evening. did a lot in those two days..and night.. ill definately be back there for next years race! prolly try the indies later this year

*looks around*

hmmm...

i think someone needs to go get some more wood for this campfire.

it's pretty dead.

you're up Dlish!
:thumbsup:

I could've got some wood too - huge tree outside my house fell down on Saturday - council have cleaned it up now...

Jesus, where did u pull this from? I thought all the old threads were dead in the water...

you've just gotta know how to search...

I did go to the Handgun Nationals and came 106th. It doesn't sound all that good, but at least I'm a better shot than most people in Australia. (I say this to myself so that I feel better).
I made it in to the Reserves, too. (Combat Engineers).

congrats Stick.

106 is better than 107!!!

Hey I remember this thread!

it's one of the fiirst Aussie threads isn't it???

My brother pulled the bodies of two friends from one of these, after crashing during a muster in the Pilbara, a few years back. Not pretty....


He flew fixed wing. (Low fly endorsed) His last plane was a Cessna 182.
(3rd plane after a 172, and a 140) Crashed the first 2.
Mind you.. the 140 was a flying brick....

We had some crap times around our camp fire.... over the years...

.

Just fulfilling my mission to revive as many threads from the long gone and sadly missed Aussie forum. Damn, I loved this thread!