I was supposed to be shooting in the state IPSC (pistol) titles this weekend, but some
fuckin' moron forgot to put their application in on time, didn't they? Fuckwit.

I'll be getting me a leg over tomorrow night...it's a long one for my truckie lover today. So I'm sinking a few quiet ones....damn, it's been a loooong week!

Is he an owner/driver, Ella, or slaving for one of the biggies?

Slaving for one of the biggies, mate. Trips as North as Bundy and as South as Port Mac (we're in Brisbane), so he's home the same day. No more week long hauls for him, thank god.

The long hauls almost killed my uncle. He was driving road trains full of fuel out the back of nowhere. Now he's 65 and the long hours/hard work/speed (amphetimines, that is.) have fucked him up bad. He can't even drive his car for much longer than an hour these days.
He rolled a tanker of vegetable oil once and almost drowned in the oil. Fucked his back in the smash, too.

On a lighter note, driving the truck was what I liked most about being a roadie. Driving through the night, smokin' cones that your mate packed for you. Doing lines while driving! - Put a straw to your nose and inhale while your mate moved the mirror.
Fuck me, it's a wonder I'm still alive!

Wow...well he's a lot tamer than that these days. Won't even drink during the week now 'cos of the zero blood alcohol limit. He's pretty cautious - and I like it that way!

In other words he's whipped.

Nope! He gives as much as he gets. And that's just the way I like my men. Can't stand wet blankets who let me walk over them.

You're looking good, Meri ;)

well after all he is a big bad bustling truck driver. Those blokes take no shit from anyone....except me of course

I'm fucken crook, man those Smirnoff Ice's are good. The boys wanna get back on the piss today as we have a public holiday tomorrow.

Must... fight... urge... to... rape... liver...

those Ice's are too fucking sweet....

$8 a pop doesn't miss ya either...

A bottle of metho and some orange juice is cheaper. Probably cause less damage, too.

Yeah, eyesight-shmighsight.

3 viewing and no posts!!! :madasfuck:

have a cry

actually, here's a discussion topic. Do you find the word "cunt" TOO offensive.. like.. should never be said?

I don't.. but some bird I was talking to today yelled at me for saying "cuntish".. I know it's offensive and all.. but damn.. it's becoming more common.. get used to it..

p.s. she'll happily say "fuck" (in its many meanings)

well one of those veiwing has to read 3 pages of incoherant babble just to catch up on the goss!

how are you all people?

i gotta agree with Latch here... the ices are TOOOOOOO sweet!!! drink a carton and you'll b spewing in no time...

or maybe its just the fact i drunk a carton...

hmmm...

something to ponder...

nah.

cunts not TOOOOOO offensive...

i'd put it in the same field as fuck...

worse than shit or bloody but not TOOOO offensive in the right context...

like "cuntish"

Cunt's nothing. Most girls I know say it... not all the time, but my mates from home go out of their way to say it so much it's lost it's power.

Cunts.

Chick's view? I hate the fucking word.

Aside from the moments when I just have to say...."Fuck my nasty cunt and treat me like the whore I am!" It's only then the word truly comes into its own.

Speechless.

i like the word cunt. it can be used in a lot of different ways. kinda like, fuck, bastard etc...

as for my chick friends, they dont mind the work. ive heard them pull out a cunt or 2 at different times... and they aint mingers either.

Depends what context its used in i suppose, i call my mates cunts all the time :P and usually get it said in return, what Ella said is good too lol ^_~

I think you're a bit of a cunt if you say cunt in front of those lil cunts people like to call children.

i dont like to swear around ankle bighters either but i have been known to let a few slip out at the most inappropriate times. usually i realise as soon as i have done it and cringe.

to me swear words (cunt, fuck, shit etc) are just words and are not offensive. its the way in which you use words that are offensive. i can be more offensive without swearing if i want to... if you get what i mean.

If you call me a cunt I will only love you more.

Cunt is just a word. It never even gets a raised eyebrow on the building site, in fact it's use is mandatory. E.g. If you have a door that's sticking you just have to "plane a cunt hair off it" to make it fit.

I'll keep that in mind, cunt.

Yeah, I try to watch it front of the youngins' too.. although I teach my mate's little brother acronyms.. like KITG (Kick In The 'Gine).... then he goes home an repeats them (not knowing what it stands for).. then my mate has to make something up to tell his 'rents. It's entertaining.

We need a thread where you have to use the word 'cunt' in every post.

Better post again so you can't see the cunt thread from the main screen...

hahaha that can only last so long before it's found out and deleted.

only an aussie would think of a cunt thread... good going meri

Apparently we've only used 10 threads in the past month... slack bastards!

That's cause the campfire and for all out chatting and the other thread is for all our cunting needs.
It works out quite well
Us aussies are lazy bastards we only need 2 threads.

Who asked you?

latch did :(

he's right, I did

told ya meri ya CUNT!

That's it Latch, you're dropped.

hahaha. so I'm dropped by you.. and slim declared me non-Aussie in the barbie thread.

I'm fucking doing well for myself.

he just hates us cause victorians are better than his lot latch

ahh, I understand now. Cool.

Get fucked, Meri.

Half seppo-half Victorian... fuck I wish I was you.

Is there any other New South Welsh-people here? Bundy and Cchris semmed to have fingered off...

You are not alone, cunt.

hahaha. Everybody should wish they were me.

With that Cunt thread I'm pretty sure we're getting close to being honourarily named "Tilted Nonsense II".

On the bright side, it a got a canuck's attention... even if he was a newbie hehe.

bundy has pissed off to tokyo
cchris has pissed off to ya mums

Hope he took a number.

We wont get done for spam cause, apart from being boring cunts with no funny gland, these Americans give us space a they think we're 'quaint'.

yeah we can basically do whatever the fuck we want on our own board. You're a fucking bell end Meri.

I have nothing to add aside from the fact I'm getting some pretty incredible sex out of my new man. I reckon he's a keeper.

When menopause strikes he'll be out of there.
There's some free advice for ya

slim's the Aussie Dr. Phil

I read this while wearing my best condescending smile. Slim....I loves ya babe, but you really are full of shit. :icare:

only much younger, much better looking and not a pussy whipped bitch.

Of course the free advice is gonna be shit...gotta pay for the good stuff cunt.

Slim, what you know about women we could write with crayon in old english on the end of Latch's cock.

you'd have plenty of space, mate ;)

On another note.. I fucking love working at a uni.. it means you end up getting pissed at random nights, like a Tuesday one.. for no fucking reason :)

It's even better being a student...you're pissed all the time.

yeah.. true.. but now I have more money to throw at alcohol.

touche

********

... and tonight.. I ran outta money for drinking.. fucking shit. I blame the french.

yeah fucken cunts always surrendering
Ruin my economy will ya *shakes fist*

And what have you cunts been up to while I've been at the beach?

Can't believe Paul Hester has offed himself. What the fuck??

Just back from 4 days at the beach myself. Batemans Bay is a fucken beautiful part of the globe :takemeback:

Friday lunchtime I thought I'd go for a ride. I pulled the bike out and headed off to Nowra (about 3 hours south of here) to see my old china plate 'Lardus Rotundus'.
It was clear road till I got to Wollongong. Roadworks had traffic crawling along all the way past Berry. I road past all the poor creatures stopped in their cars. Ahh, the joys of riding.
Stayed at his place for a couple of days of eating food and talking shit. His missus likes me coming to visit 'cause I side with her and we pick on the 'Rotund One'. All in jest, of course. I had her crying with laughter.
Rode home Sunday. Weather was great for riding and the bike never missed a beat.
I love Harleys.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...harleypic2.jpg

I did sweet fuck all, pretty much. Spent a large portion of it hungover. Drank and hung out w/ mates is about it.

Nice bike, Stick. Where I used to live in the states was 20mins outside of Milwaukee, so you'd see tons of Harleys getting together for some yearly get-together.

Wasn't around for the 100th a couple year ago.. that woulda been interesting.

I'd like to move to the states. The gun laws and size/amount of shooting competitions is the attraction. The problem is the place is full of seppos. :D
Plus I've got a record. It's a 25 year old drug one, but the states have a policy of never forgive, never forget. Unless you're rich.
Cheap and plentiful Harley parts would be a bonus, too.

Not a big Harley fan, but that one's pretty sweet. My fella drives a Kawasaki ZZ. He tells me it can crap all over a Harley without even trying. So he says....

'4 veiwing'

That's gotta be a record...

All rice burner riders say that, and it's true. Jappers go faster and turn corners better, but they're still just a jap bike.
Why do the japper boys feel intimidated by Harleys?

Have you seen the blokes riding those things.

What's wrong with rice burners? I fucking drive one (drive, not ride)!

I am one of the blokes riding those things, and I'm just a normal bloke - 9 feet high, 250 kilos and hung like a whale.

Dad, is that you?

I was wondering where you got your good looks from, Meri love.

Shhhh! Keep it quiet, boy! If everyone finds out, I'll never live it down!

Do I have any hot sisters I don't know about?

Well done on stirring up some creationists in the T-Rex thread, Meri. They seem a bit sensitive to jokes.... and don't seem to have a sense of humour. At least Char. got it.

They were donated to stem cell research. One of them 23 years ago and another about 7 years ago. That's the two I know about.

Yeah but IMO Char's prob the smartest person on here my septic friend, well, after Stick anyway. I was just going to post the article and leave it at that but I thought I'd add that title as a jibe at creationists, but leave it subtle enough to keep the mods at bay.

Fuck I'm good.

Fucken Swans. Come on, yez cunts, kick the fucken ball! Don't let Brisbane win!

-5 minutes later- Holy pig skin, Batman! The scores are even at 81 points each!

-2 minutes later- Ha Ha Haaaa! The siren went then the mongo swanny kicked the winning penalty goal!!!

Fuck off Brisbane Pussycats!

Did Swans win that? I saw it when it was at 81 each.. and heard swans had just made a 30point comeback or something.. very nicely done.

Even better for beating the Lions.. can't stand them.

Fuck me dead! - Metaphorically speaking - Have a gander at this - Penis
- Quote : He will not be able to achieve an erection, but will be in a permanent state of semi-arousal.
How annoying to walk around with half a mongrel for the rest of your life. Oh well, good with the bad.
At least he can fuck now.

fucken saints 17 points up 10 mins into the last and we squibbed it.

Can't a gal even look at the fucking Age interweb site and not register? For gawd's sake!

you only get like 2 articles on there without registering.
lmao @ the age.

www.bugmenot.com has username/password for the age.. saves the registering hassle.

Awesome find, Latch!

I was gunna start this thread in here but thought it would be more suited to tilted nonsense...

Piss funny!

Heres the penis article from the Age

Surgery gives man chance at fatherhood
April 11, 2005

A Russian man born with genitals so small that he was unable to have sex
has been given the chance to lead a normal love life after a new penis
was "grown'' on his arm during pioneering surgery.

In an 11-hour operation, plastic surgeons in Moscow removed the 28-year-
old's undersized penis and stitched it on to his left forearm, where they
grafted on additional flesh and tissue taken from his inner arm. The newly
enlarged organ, which had grown from less than 2ins to nearly 7ins, was then
reattached to his groin.

His surgeon, Professor Mikhail Sokolshchik, of the National Medical Surgical
Centre, hopes that the patient will eventually be able to have sexual
relations and father children.

The patient, who comes from a Siberian village and was identified only by his
first name, Sergei, paid over £1,000 towards the cost of the operation, which
the doctors had warned was performed at his own risk. The bulk of the cost,
however, was borne by the clinic, which hopes to market the procedure to
similarly afflicted men around the world.

Prof Sokolshchik, who has specialised in microsurgery and phalloplasty -
plastic surgery for male sexual organs - for 13 years, said: "We've carried out
thousands of operations on patients, ranging from female-to-male
transsexuals to the treatment of victims of horrific accidents, and have a
wealth of experience in amputation, reconstruction and surgical implants.

"But this operation was highly risky because it was an amputation,
reconstruction and reattachment in one go. If it had gone wrong, the patient
would have ended up with no genitalia at all.''

It is thought that up to one in 200 men are born with "micropenises'' - the
medical term for male genitalia that are less than two inches long when
aroused. Many sufferers find intercourse either difficult or impossible, often
having acute psychological problems as a result.

During Sergei's operation, the surgeons began by removing the tip of his
penis - the most sensitive part - and grafting it to his left forearm, allowing
cell and tissue material to be kept alive.

Simultaneously, skin from his forearm was cut into two separate flaps, which
were rolled up and stitched around flexible tubular silicone implants to fashion
a lengthened shaft.

The shaft and tip were then joined as one, before they were removed from
the forearm and sewn back on to the base of the man's groin. A section of
skin from his thigh was then grafted on to his forearm to reduce visible
scarring.

Throughout the operation, doctors swiftly reattached severed veins,
capillaries and nerve endings to reduce the risk of sensory damage. A
catheter was attached to the man's urethra.

Surgeons have previously used skin from a man's forearm, which is similar in
composition to that of the male genitals, in micropenis surgery. Usually,
however, the micropenis is not removed. Instead, the artificially created
shaft is grafted alongside it. The result is largely cosmetic as the new shaft
has little or no sensation.

David Ralph, a consultant urologist at St Peter's Hospital and the Institute of
Urology in London, who pioneered the original technique last year, said that
Prof Sokolshchik appeared to have taken the procedure a stage further.

"This seems to mean that the small penis has been joined to the top of the
new one, which is slightly different to our own technique,'' he said.

Prof Sokolshchik, who plans to publish full details of the procedure in a
medical journal, said the patient was coming to the end of his two-month
recuperation period since the operation.

Sergei should soon be able to have sex for the first time. He will not be able
to achieve an erection, but will be in a permanent state of semi-arousal. "He
has never had a partner or sex because of his micropenis,'' Prof Sokolshchik
said. "Now he has the opportunity to begin his sexual and romantic life and to
father children, assuming his sperm count is normal.''

He declined to give further details about Sergei, beyond saying that he
contacted the centre eight months ago after reading about it on the internet.

Sergei still faces challenges in his quest for a successful love life. "He has
never had a partner before and lives in a village in an extremely remote
area,'' said Prof Sokolshchik. "It may not be that easy for him.''

WTF???

Y has this thread fallen so low???

give the campfire some RESPECT!!!

We were just waiting for you to bump it up.

I think everyone has just had lives for the past coupla weeks... not good enough!

Oh god. I can see work is gonna be a shit fight tomorrow after the budget announcements. All this making welfare recipients work for their money....they're not going to like it!

work for the dole no
wank for the dole yes

I was in Bentleigh today... Isn't that near you, Slim? I coulda gone and called you a poof in person. ;)

(someone showed me a store that sold food imported from the States.. stuff you can't get over here.. I was in heaven.. I also now own 10 boxes of sugary cereal.. not bad for a guy that doesn't really eat breakfast/cereal... guess I'll have to get into the habit.. damn impulse buys...)

lI was wondering what that fucking smell was today...bloody seppos
and bentleigh... what a shithole
I live not very close to there. About 30 mins away

I'm neading down to Melbourne in a coupla weeks. Anyone want to have a drunken slander-a-thon?