so we should just refer to canada as a sperm bank from now on?

hahahahahahaahahahaha

I think the Americans call it "the great sperm bank to the north".

hey ella..

if you could sleep with KG 10 times or JB 1 time.. which would it be?

Oh god....JB 1 time, no contest. But don't tell Kage....

I fucking hate when you start a thread and someone immediately says something like 'i can see this thread getting closed/this will result in a banning'. Really fucks me off.

You obviously fail to see why. Take another look.

Oh dear. Meri's feeling frisky again. Must be a lack of smashed crabs in his life at the moment.

Your thread wasn't even given the decency of a padlock, but was deleted. Thus my comments appear to have been justified. peace out.

What was it about? Did Meri do a major no-no? hehe

ummm... i'm kinda not following this conversation... wat did u do Meri???

i have been trying to find this post if it is still around


yeah what is going on with this conversation??


anyway on another topic all together... beer. better yet.. home brew. we finally got a set up so we just have our beer in a keg instead of bottling it all the time. :D

Meri started a dumb thread in Nonsense about voting for your favourite TFP donkey-fucking gay twat....or something.

I just figured he was off his medication and left it at that.

haha nice meri
is that warning 2 for you?

was slimshaydee first or second on the list?

home brew is good.. I need to try brewing my own sometime. There's a place here (in Geelong) that has the setup and everything.. you pay them some money to house it all while it does it's stuff.. and you can brew as much as you want.

Speaking of home rig-ups, i was talking to this dude last night who said when he was living in the states he lived in this factory with all these other artists. Every now and then the loudspeaker would sound, and each room was fitted with a hose attachment where they would just toke on this internal systemized bong that ran throughout the place. Then they got back on with whatever they were doing.

fucking. awesome.

What?? and have to leave home to access said beer. Terrible idea ;)
The home brew shop is one of the closest to my house (easy walking distance).

This does remind me - I need to put down another brew...

Second after you mate...ladies first ;)

Nah, you bottle it all up and take it home when it's ready. Can't do much with it when it's being made anyways hehe.

Slim: hahaha... nah, I wasn't on the list.. just you and maybe a mod.

we used to bottle, but now we have the keg set up and it is way better. no stuffing around cleaning bottles etc... you can lay it and drink it in 24hrs after it goes into the keg... mmm...

It's fucking 37 degrees today
goddammit

where are you ? Melbourne?
It is actually quite cool up here today, might be because it is raining. I heard that it was going to be about 40 degrees in Adelaide. ew. Dry heat :crazy:

It's coolish and breezy in BrisVegas today. But I'm heading to Melbourne tomorrow for 6 days, so I'll take a wide range of clothes. I just don't trust the weather down there....

Yeah...but thank god for Melbourne's cool changed as it'll drop by about 15 degrees tommorow.

its 23 degrees in the aircon at work :cool:


its like that up here in townsville.

That's what I want to hear, Slim. :thumbsup:

yeah but then again it might get up to 40 the day after. Get ready for 15 seasons in one day.

This weather sucks.. at least it's a dry heat (by me, on the other side of Melbourne). After the drop tomorrow (24, 25), it's supposed to get a bit warmer (31) in a couple days.. then lower again (25 on Sat) with some rain. Fucking summer.

Don't ever let me catch u baggin summer again latch my boy. Chicks in little clothing.

oh.. that benefit goes without saying (There's a whole 'nother thread on it).. but the heat is a pain in the ass.

Nah, I started a thread which actually gave people an opportunity to have a cheap laugh at their friends... forgot where I was.

Never had one. Although the americans here are boring cunts with no sense of humour, they do actually have a slice of tolerance.


You fine people here in Aussieland are the only thing worth visiting this site for these days :thumbsup:


I'm with you one the Summer thing Shaydee old mate :icare:

Oops, wrong emoticon...

"chicks in little clothing"

definately a benifit of summer....

but i HATE heat...

(wait... opps... Latch already said that)

Damn I'm on warning 2
First one was when I was a n00b and I called one of the chicks on the titty board fat, second one was the "new thread" where you take the piss out of all the other threads, but I guess a mod thought I went too far, even though the mod I said it to said it was fine.

And if you pull that emoticon on me again my boy, I'll shove it up ya clacker!

Maybe that was the idea of the kiss.

touche my good man

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I've had little warnings, and plenty of threads pulled, but nothing official.


Yours truely
Meridae'n

Fuck 'em, Meri. Stay here by the fire and sink piss with us.

Been doing a bit of that down here in Melbourne town, believe me. And I'm *this* close from moving back, believe me. I fucking love this city!

Had a joke thread pulled out of tilted humour a couple of days ago... wish I lived in the US, must be fun.

What the hell's happening in here? It's Friday night for god's sake!

yep friday night. heading to the casino to get drunk and spend all my money
wish me luck :)

Bullshit, you're pulling on the Louis Epsteins and heading to Heat with your greek bretheren!

no...that's tonight mate!

How'd the casino go? How much you lose at the tables?

Damn men.... :mad:

Latch - $10.
Ella - I expect to see him running for the hills if you show signs of love to him after that very short time.

Damn men.... :mad:

well you just better hope he doesnt read tfp love, or you're in for a dilly of a pickle

Gotta love stuff that's taken outta context.

My god, I cannot wait to get back to work on Thursday. This morning I'm doing a spot of running on my treadmill, watching the Bert Newton Show (as you do). So they advertise this tiny little sewing machine - so cute and portable! I just had to have it! Damn friggen' persuasive salespeople. So I ordered it - buy one, get one free...so now I will have two of the little buggers!

Plus my brain is all mushy...as demonstrated by the above foolishness.

Bert is the tool of the devil I tells ya!
It's just one long friggen infomerical + a guy who's past his use-by date

describes anything with Eddie Macguire (sp?)... why the hell was he at the cricket for the Asia vs. Rest Of The World game? He shouldn't be there..... it's just not right.

OMfuckingGOD.....I despise Eddie McGuire almost as much as I despise Daryl Somers. Hehe...feel a new thread coming on....

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!!!

so what are you guys doing for it? we are having a hottest 100 party which should be good.

who do you think will be number one? i think it will be take me out by franz ferdnand.

Happy A-Day.. I'm recovering from a hangover at the moment.... not sure what else I'm doing..

it's fucking hottttttt.. I wish I had air conditioning...

listening to the triple j hottest 100 and playing video games.. yay for australia-day.

The people next door to me are having a Hottest 100 party so I feel compelled to leave and see a movie. Odd, hey.

And the Hottest 100 number one is....

Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out

We're having the coolest storms I've ever seen in my life down in Geelong at the moment.. so power is flicking on and off randomly.. which prevented me from hearing the triple j stuff.. thanks for letting me know.. most people guessed it'd be that anyways, from the sounds of things.

All the annoying people were out tonight.

I know...lleyton

Too bad the little whining shit won! :/

WAVEAID was awesome. Highlights for me were Midnioght Oil, Powderfinger and The Waifs. Anyway, check this story out. This really hot girl a couple of rows in front of us who was acting pretty crazy (in hotpants and bikini) decided that the line to the womens toilets was too long. She was seen squatting over the THE PISS TROUGH IN THE MENS TOILET! Seriously.

...and the incredibly cool as well it seems.

How the hell can you all hate Lleyton? Jesus tall poppy syndrome shits me... always gotta run our key down down the side of the Ferrari, us Aussies :rolleyes:

don't hate him he's aussie gotta support the bloke...he's just really annoying sometimes.

Mum rang me tonight and said she has been watching the tennis. She said she can't stand "the little shit" shouting "C'MON!" all the time and wants to "cut his tongue out." "Apart from that he's a great player." No wonder I'm a fuckin' psycho, with a mum that wants to mutilate everything she doesn't like.

Cut his tongue out? Man...talk about extreme!!

You could tell Hewitt knew his game was over towards the end. But don't you love the way he managed to stay in the headlines with news of the engagement?

Anyways....Safin is way better looking...what a babe!

It is good to see you choose your tennis stars by the right criteria, Ella.

On this basis, why didn't sharapova win the women's title?

How about Hewit popping the question and being engaged to two different women within about four months? Great move if you ask me. There was no way Bec was going to 'do a Safin' on him and shatter him for the second time in one night. Emotional blackmail at its best.

how long have they been dating for?

3 weeks :P ?

Couldn't be more than 3 months...

That other thing he was going out with was a real monster, marrying Bec will wash that ugly memory away. Lucky he never had to chew his arm off to escape that one.

I'd hardly call her a monster - I've had worse, and I have pretty high standards

All my girlfriends have been good sorts, but that never stopped me fucking ugly slappers as well. Everyone needs a bit now and then and my mission on this planet was to interfere with as many vaginas as I possibly could, no matter what the owner of the vagina looked like.
A mates missus said to me once,
"You're an ugly bastard Stick, so how do you get all these good looking girls hanging off you?"
"I've got a big cock", I replied. She hit me, then laughed.

As for Lleyton and Bec they're both on the rebound. I bet the relationship amounts to nothing, or if they are silly enough to get married, it wont last long.

I'd have slapped her first if she called me an ugly bastard.

For her it's a case of the pot calling the kettle black...
and I'm not that ugly!
Just a little bit...
I think...
Maybe...
Fuck her anyway!

I'm with you Stick. Kim might have a head like a robber's dog but I'd have no problem whatsoever with irritating her vagina. I've got another arm.

As for Bec... I'd drag my cock through a half mile of broken glass just to beat off in her shadow.

id be with you but it might look like that guy in the sexuality thread who is cutting his dick off though... but then again pain enhances pleasure....


as for chewing your arm off dont they now have robotic limbs? if they dont it will only be a few years till they do... oh also cant you get limb transplants too now? all youd have to do is find a crim who is willing to loose an arm and youd be set.. :thumbsup:

Lleyton interferes with Kim

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...tondoesKim.jpg

I have three words to say....



Slim was right.

That's fucken gold Stick!

Meri.. Primas or Proppers?

Proppers? Poppers? whatever.

I wouldn't have sent that one if I knew it was you the other night! Primas are those little fruit juices you get that come with the straw attatched to the side. Victorians call them Poppers cause they suck donkeyballs.

Sorry I stopped messaging the other night too old mate, I was at work and actually had to do something. Yeah, I know.

Yeah...that one made me laugh. It was a dead giveaway, Latch. Get with the program!

ahaha I didn't care. I was bored for a while and that killed it until something finished downloading.

Well, maybe next time you're bored, you could research packages juices to better inform yourself as an Aussie. Failing that, you could look at some Aria Giovanni porn. I know which one I'd be doing....

Is that all I am to you... some little distraction to hasten your downloading lag time? You used to be cool man...

hahaha

Latch still cool! You Pay Later! Laaaatttteeerrr!

And yeah.. I said in the SMSes I was bored haha.

Ella, there's so much shit I should know because people grew up with it around here.. I have no chance of catching up.

Anyone else notice that there's always '1 viewing' in the Aussie section?


"China still cool, we pay later'

Cracked me up Latch :lol:

We call them primas...

Most of the Victorians I've know called them Poppers.

Don't tell anyone I know Victorians.

I think there's a lot of lurkers in the Aussie forum..

speak up, guys!

Maybe it's just the seppo lurkers...

Everyone I talk to on a regular basis is victorian, and if you offered them a popper they'd be like wtf speak anglish bitch.

I can't believe it, it's 3.54am, and there's '1 viewing'

I'll admit it... I'm the Aussie Lurker. You guys crack me up. Keep up the good work making fun of seppos and metrosexuals and Latch :)

And go to sleep for fucks sake!

I'm still here aswell Meri...fucken ex pissed me off now I can't sleep
Waiting for the soccer to start right about now.

6:45am
still awake

I'd say "have a cry".. but I'm guessing you already have, you little bitch ;)

Actually no she rang me twice when I was trying to get to sleep (should have bloody turned it off after the first time) and after that I was like meh I'll wait for the soccer. I'm still awake now.