assilem

I thought this might bring a little humor back to the Politics board here on the TFP. Just for fun caption the following image.

Edwards: "I'm not kidding John, It's this big!"
Kerry: "God, you are sooo hot right now!"




Mods, if you think this is a waste of space please feel free to take it down. I just think things have been getting so heated in here it was time for a little political wackiness.

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Paq

Hahha
i've met both of these men and they are kinda funny together. Gotta say, i'm glad edwards is in it now.

as for a caption...hmmm

Kerry: "Tell me more about my eyes"
Edwards: "Oh John"
Kerry: "Oh John"
Edwards: "Oh John"
Kerry: "Kiss me, you fool"

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todd

Edwards: "Man, things aren't looking too good for us.
Kerry: "No kidding"
Edwards: "Heres what we do..."
Kerry: "I'm listening"
Edwards: "We get a rocket.."
Kerry: "A rocket?"
Edwards: "Yes, a rocket..."
Kerry: "Okay"
Edwards: "...and we sneak into George Bush's room. And we put it....we put it in his underwear drawer!"
Kerry: "Huh? Why his underwear drawer?"
Edwards: "Shut the hell up! Because I said so!"

HeAtHeN

Edwards: Seriously John.... I can't wait to get my own intern.... cause I'm THIS big.

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ObieX

Edwards: What the?! put that back in your pants, man!
Kerry: Oh, you know you like it! You big silly!
Edwards: Don't make me smack you!
Kerry: OH! You TEASE!

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Hanxter

Kerry: "so, you're that big on current affairs - i can only imagine waht you have to offer... what i mean is, teresa thinks she's sexy but..."

Edwards: "john. you don't understand. i'm offering you a BIG opportunity here... i love you, man!!!"

Kerry: "no, you can't have my bud light, but i like your coors heavy!!! BTW, what exactly do you intend to do with that hand??? Bruce, isn't it???"

Paq

Kerry: "look into my eyes...you are getting very sleepy..."
edwards: "John..you know this doesn't work with me. I mean, really..cmon, my johnson is THIS big"
kerry: blank stare...

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spectre

Edwards: John, can you go 5 minutes without doing that?!?!

(Sorry, it had to be done.)

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Church

lol, that's brilliant. No caption needed on that one!

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tecoyah

Edwards: Do you think having such small hands, means the same thing as small feet?
Kerry: I hope not....that could blow our chances in Florida.

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wonderwench

Kerry actually provided the best caption himself:

"We have the best hair."

Fremen

<img src="http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_ajohn_johnoompaloompaAnimation1.gif">

"We need some more magic in this world, John."

"Okay, watch me pull a midget outta my ass!"

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Jeff

Kerry: 'Dude, where's my car?"
Edwards: "Where's your car, dude?"
Kerry: "DUDE, where's my car?"
Edwards: "Where's your car, dude? "

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Kazic

this one got me laughing.

Edwards: "Yeah so then I sent the ticket stub to Rob Zombie and I was all like "yeah I want my money back Biotch!"right"
Kerry : " You called him a,"biotch!"?"
Edwards: "Dude, you know it!"

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TheDave87

Kerry: "So you mean to tell me that you can't talk to dead people or see the future?"

Edwards: "No, thats the other John Edwards."

Kerry: "So... no ghosts?"

Edwards: "No, but you should see my johnson! It's this freakin' big! I bet the other Edwards doesn't have that goin for him."

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Memnoch

Edwards: "So I says ta huh, I says, I wan ah watahmelon a' leas' dis big, an' so she's all like, ya see, she says..."
Kerry: "I haven't understood one word out of your mouth."

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KirStang

Edwards: "So, i caught this bass once, and it was THIISS big!"

Kerry: (thinking)What a braggart.... i could plant a punch on his kisser right now...

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Cujo

Kerry - So he's like whatcha doin? and I'm like chillaxin, takin a break, eating this ginormous Kit Kat Chunky.
Edwards - And I'm like takin a break?
Kerry - And I'm like ya know gotta have a break
Edwards - And I'm like so Dude like what were ya doin that ya were taking a break from?
Kerry - And I'm like nuthin. hehehehe I was doin nuthin.
Edwards - And I'm like Dude if your already doin nuthin then how do ya know yer takin a break?
Kerry - And I'm like cause I'm having a Kit Kat. Think about it.
Edwards - hehehehehehe.
Kerry - hehehehehehehe.