Kerry: "So you mean to tell me that you can't talk to dead people or see the future?"
Edwards: "No, thats the other John Edwards."
Kerry: "So... no ghosts?"
Edwards: "No, but you should see my johnson! It's this freakin' big! I bet the other Edwards doesn't have that goin for him."
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