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06-22-2004, 08:13 PM
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is you wicked?
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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Post a Top 5 List.
In the spirit of High Fidelity, post a top 5 list! Choose whatever catagory you like.
Top 5 Default Halo Names: 5. Wilshire 4. Donut 3. Tooth 2. Hambone 1. Penguin
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06-22-2004, 08:38 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Top 5 "Top 5 Lists"
 5. Top 5 Best Call-in Sick Excuses 4. Top 5 Best Foot Odors 3. Top 5 Best Wanking Sounds 2. Top 5 Best Celebrity Sex Tapes 1. Top 5 Best Darwin Award Winners
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06-22-2004, 08:43 PM
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If you've read this, PM me and say so
Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
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Top 5 reasons why you wont be participating in the olympics
1. You can't even climb out of the pool without Greenpeace guys showing up to push you back in. 2. You have as much chance of passing the drug test as Snoop Dogg after a weekend at Tommy Chong's. 3. USOC officials were actually going along with your "compete in the nude to honor the ancient Greeks" idea until that ugly baton-passing incident. 4. Sure, you excel at the shot put, but only the shot-put-in-front-of-you-by-the-bartender. 5. Apparently, some crusading puritan bastard slipped crystal meth onto the list of banned substances. |
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06-22-2004, 09:41 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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Top 5 Reason to Step Away From the Computer:
1. Need Another Beer 2. Need to Pee 3. Dog Needs to Go Outside to Pee 4. Need Another Beer 5. Need to Pee
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06-22-2004, 10:33 PM
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Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!!
Location: IN, USA
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Top Five Days of the Week
1. Saturday 2. Sunday 3. Friday 4. Thursday 5. Wednesday  hehe
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RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it. |
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06-23-2004, 03:15 AM
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Psychoholic
Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!
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The Top 10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick
1. You've got a hole in your head. 2. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body. 3. Your closest neighbor is an asshole. 4. Your best friend is a pussy. 5. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.
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Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority |
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06-23-2004, 02:38 PM
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Cautiously soaring
Location: exploring my new home in SF
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Top five underrated body pars on a woman:
1) waist 2) collar bone 3) base of neck between shoulder blades 4) calves 5) ear lobes God I need to get laid.
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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain Do What makes you happy --Me BUT! "Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu |
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06-23-2004, 08:24 PM
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<3 Peetster
Location: Peetster's house.
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My top 5 Tfp'ers:
1 .  My Peetster.2.Amethyst.  3.Grayman.  4.Ruggerp11.  5.Iamtheone.  Everyone else ties for sixth place with Flyman,Pigglet,and The Original king in the lead. 
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Honey,We're home. Last edited by SixEdxMia; 06-23-2004 at 08:54 PM.. |
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06-23-2004, 08:39 PM
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Insane
Location: The Wick
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top 5 reasons allergies blow
1) itchy/red/swollen eyes 2) runny red irritated nose 3) clogged sinuses 4) sneezing 5) congestion yes, im having a rough time with allergies. fuck
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06-24-2004, 09:29 AM
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Crazy
Location: East coast of Canada
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Top Five Exploding Dogs (subject to change, depending on mood) 1) If I could be anything, I'd be a cloud 2) We're all gonna die 3) I'll be your shadow 4) It is a wonderful world 5) Sometimes I just want to kill everyone
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Muthtard?! Don't let'th be thilly. Lemon, now that'th different... |
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06-24-2004, 12:18 PM
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Psycho
Location: Above you
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Top 5 reasons to drink alcohol at a party.
1) You get to throw up on misc. unsuspecting victims. 2) You might get a nice room with a plastic floor, courtesy of the police. 3) You get to make an ass on yourself infront of several of the citys most attractive men and women. 4) Your drinvingskills seems to magicly become that of a racecardrivers (although this usualy pass after the first tree has jumped out in front of the car). 5) One word, Hangover.....
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06-24-2004, 09:26 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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 Where would we be without it? probably over-run by vampyres.
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06-25-2004, 09:14 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Top 5 extremeties on my body
5. left pinky toe 4. right thumb 3. right middle finger 2. right big toe 1. left ring finger
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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06-25-2004, 09:16 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Top 5 things I want right now
5. not to have to go to work in an hour 4. a case of Moosehead 3. a dozen bong hits of some killer sensimilla 2. $1 million 1. a blowjob
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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06-26-2004, 03:13 PM
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peekaboo
Location: on the back, bitch
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Top 5 rules for a peaceful co-existence:
1. Say 'I love you' because you feel it, not to gain something in return ( but say it often) 2. Set higher goals ( man didn't walk on the moon because he wanted to conquer hills) 3. Keep the promises you make, the confidences given you, the secrets shared (from cradle to grave, the only thing we own outright is our word-to betray it betrays oneself) 4.If you failed, admit it. If you succeeded, celebrate within (no one listens to whining or bragging) 5. Be silly. Laughter truly is the best medicine Last edited by ngdawg; 06-26-2004 at 05:57 PM.. |
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06-26-2004, 10:42 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Top 5 best places to have sex:
5. hand 4. ass 3. tits 2. pussy 1. mouth
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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06-27-2004, 01:44 AM
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Ella Bo Bella
Location: Australia
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Top 5 Lines from High Fidelity:
1) "What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" 2) "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was classified information. I mean, I know we don't have any customers, but I thought that was a bad thing, not like, a business strategy." 3) "Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater!" 4) "God. Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song. Oop, is she in a coma?" 5) "I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago."
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06-28-2004, 07:51 PM
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Psycho
Location: Fortress of Solitude
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Top 5 X-men.
1. Havok 2. Storm 3. Colossus 4. Jean Grey 5. Rogue
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989 |
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06-28-2004, 07:53 PM
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Psycho
Location: Fortress of Solitude
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Top 5 fake names.
1. Alex Cobalt-Heineken Summers 2. Bob 3. Rick Suaveh. ( Pronounced Sawv EH) 4. Jimmy Bond 5. Mike Stevens
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989 |
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06-29-2004, 04:54 AM
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Tilted
Location: Alphen aan den Rijn, the Netherlands (find it on a map, it is there (somewhere))
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top 5 over rated books
1 War and peace 2 Great expectations 3 the Bible 4 Pride and Prejedice 5 Wuthering Heigths
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Somnia, terrores magicos, miracula, sagas, Nocturnus lemures, portentaque. Horace |
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06-29-2004, 05:05 AM
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paranoid
Location: The Netherlands
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top 5 Car generations:
1. Corvette C1 (i'll take one black w/ red interior please )2. Corvette C4 (white like the A-team) 3. Corvette C3 (blue) 4. Corvette C5 (pewter or silver) 5. Corvette C2 (red) Luckily the C6 isn't out yet
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