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Top 5 reasons to drink alcohol at a party.
1) You get to throw up on misc. unsuspecting victims.
2) You might get a nice room with a plastic floor, courtesy of the police.
3) You get to make an ass on yourself infront of several of the citys most attractive men and women.
4) Your drinvingskills seems to magicly become that of a racecardrivers (although this usualy pass after the first tree has jumped out in front of the car).
5) One word, Hangover.....
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- "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."
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